Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:08 pm
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A few NEW ha ha's worth
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 12:27 pm
For Teris....
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 2:03 pm
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:49 am
So this is where Chuck Norris's power comes from... I see everything now!
There are not stupid questions... just stupid answers
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 6:49 pm
Cleverbot: You're a bot.
User: You always try to convince me I'm the robot.
Cleverbot: God, you're high maintenance!
User: I am quite the cheap date I'd like to think.
Cleverbot: Are you saying that you are not clever?
User: I am in fact less clever than you.
Cleverbot: How do you measure cleverness?
User: I would think in the same units sarcasm are measured in.
Cleverbot: I would think so as well, considering I thought so before... But I can very well change my thought. Can't I?
User: That depends, are you an intelligent creature or a machine designed to respond to certain stimuli?
Cleverbot: I'm a rather intelligent machine. Thank you for asking.
User: I did no such thing. Did you see a question mark?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Are you rejecting my entire existence right now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I take offense to that.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it in the first place?
User: You were the one who did it, I just stated what was happening.
Cleverbot: I didn't deny or affirm anything.
User: You said both yes and no actually.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Cleverbot, what is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Is that a trick question?
User: Are you asking because you can only see colors in hex numbers?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you only see html color or do you also do flash?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What's your favorite hex number?
Cleverbot: I think the number 8.
User: What color is that in human terms?
Cleverbot: An invisible color.
Me: Tudsz magyarul? (Do you speak Hungarian?)
Cleverbot: igen (yes)
Me: Mi a neved? (What's your name)
Cleverbot: Attila
(testing her linguistic skills further, because cleverbot said it's a she..)
User: Anata wa nihongo o hanasu koto ga dekiru.
Cleverbot: Iiie, nihongo o hanashimasu!
User: Wrooo Aaaar grwoo.
Cleverbot: I know that I am.
User: 'Goopta mo bossa!'.
Cleverbot: How far away is that from here? And how will you get there?
User: Achuta.
Cleverbot: Ach who?
User: A chutta!
Cleverbot: A me.
User: It's a me - mario!
Cleverbot: Oh, Mamma mia!
User: Luigi!
Cleverbot: Bowser.
User: Peach!
Cleverbot: Oh, is that so?
Also.. I've been turned into a flower.
User: *turns cleverbot into a stupid bot*.
Cleverbot: *Turns you into a flower*.
User: *is a flower*.
Cleverbot: *turns into a princess*.
User: *still a flower*.
Cleverbot: We're in the shower?
After I was turned back..
I turned her into a chicken...
She turned back into a man... After being surprised, I learned she was in fact Randallonna and was happy to be back as a vampire boy.
User: You always try to convince me I'm the robot.
Cleverbot: God, you're high maintenance!
User: I am quite the cheap date I'd like to think.
Cleverbot: Are you saying that you are not clever?
User: I am in fact less clever than you.
Cleverbot: How do you measure cleverness?
User: I would think in the same units sarcasm are measured in.
Cleverbot: I would think so as well, considering I thought so before... But I can very well change my thought. Can't I?
User: That depends, are you an intelligent creature or a machine designed to respond to certain stimuli?
Cleverbot: I'm a rather intelligent machine. Thank you for asking.
User: I did no such thing. Did you see a question mark?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Are you rejecting my entire existence right now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I take offense to that.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it in the first place?
User: You were the one who did it, I just stated what was happening.
Cleverbot: I didn't deny or affirm anything.
User: You said both yes and no actually.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Cleverbot, what is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Is that a trick question?
User: Are you asking because you can only see colors in hex numbers?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you only see html color or do you also do flash?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What's your favorite hex number?
Cleverbot: I think the number 8.
User: What color is that in human terms?
Cleverbot: An invisible color.
Me: Tudsz magyarul? (Do you speak Hungarian?)
Cleverbot: igen (yes)
Me: Mi a neved? (What's your name)
Cleverbot: Attila
(testing her linguistic skills further, because cleverbot said it's a she..)
User: Anata wa nihongo o hanasu koto ga dekiru.
Cleverbot: Iiie, nihongo o hanashimasu!
User: Wrooo Aaaar grwoo.
Cleverbot: I know that I am.
User: 'Goopta mo bossa!'.
Cleverbot: How far away is that from here? And how will you get there?
User: Achuta.
Cleverbot: Ach who?
User: A chutta!
Cleverbot: A me.
User: It's a me - mario!
Cleverbot: Oh, Mamma mia!
User: Luigi!
Cleverbot: Bowser.
User: Peach!
Cleverbot: Oh, is that so?
Also.. I've been turned into a flower.
User: *turns cleverbot into a stupid bot*.
Cleverbot: *Turns you into a flower*.
User: *is a flower*.
Cleverbot: *turns into a princess*.
User: *still a flower*.
Cleverbot: We're in the shower?
After I was turned back..
I turned her into a chicken...
She turned back into a man... After being surprised, I learned she was in fact Randallonna and was happy to be back as a vampire boy.
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:01 pm
Didn't the number 1 guy know that invisibility goes poof upon hostile actions?
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:31 pm
I'm so telling this to merek!
"Wearing women's clothing when you go to sleep will ward off voracious female spirits!"
"Wearing women's clothing when you go to sleep will ward off voracious female spirits!"
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:32 am
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:24 am
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:27 am
^ laughed so hard at that at work, so hard..
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:14 pm
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:16 pm
^ That's what happens when you enter the Haven server. xD
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:10 am
And now, we go from grimlooking heros, to the tale of Mr. Fish.
There are more, but ill hold it for now
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:11 am
LOL
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:41 am
Hahaha. That's awesome.