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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:15 am
by Grave_Zero
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Its not adobe, but acrobat reader! :lol:

Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:43 pm
by Moltrazahn
The following is brought to you by... Men!




Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:16 am
by Hoihe
This NWN2 wiki has a curious narrative style.

Obsidian has confirmed that iron golems will be included in NWN2.
The Iron Golem page from nwn2Screenshot
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Creature - Iron Golem

Large Construct

129 Hit Points, AC 30

Ability Scores: Str 33, Dex 9, Con -, Int -, Wis 11, Cha 1

CR Rating: 13

Special Abilities: Damage Reduction 15/adamantine, Darkvision, Magic Immunity, absorbs magic fire for health, Poisonous Breath, and does not speak.


Iron golems, as their name suggests, are made out of iron. Not ordinary iron, but sort of this magical, animated iron that allows them to move comfortably and stomp, crush, and mangle the hell out of anything in their path. Fortunately for most adventurers, these nigh-invulnerable guardians are often stationed as sentries and guards for wizards and powerful priests, usually to guard treasure hordes or else to simply guard the mage while he or she is sleeping or using the privy.

Iron golems are basically huge, powerful, well-armored thugs that stand around looking menacing. Oh, and they can breathe poisonous gas on opponents, which sucks, because they really didn't need that to kill intruders in the first place, and it took a lot of dead adventurers before someone took the time to record it and let everyone know to not only up your armor class before going into battle with these juggernauts, but make sure you have poison resistance, too.

Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:24 am
by Weavron
I see your funnies, and raise you with this

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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:51 pm
by Grave_Zero
To Vhaerunites ;) :lol:
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Lazyness is half health =)
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:14 pm
by thids
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 6:00 am
by Moltrazahn
Teeen! :mrgreen:

Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:19 am
by Grave_Zero
Te future is here! :lol:
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:47 am
by Hoihe

Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:04 pm
by Hoihe
Village-walker.

AT-FT

(All-Terrain Farmer-transport)

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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:20 pm
by Moltrazahn
A true viking!

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And just because...

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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:35 pm
by Valefort
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:06 am
by dzidek1983
i'm the dude with the dark sunglasses 8-)

Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:47 am
by Darksider_war
My brother in law is the Heavy! I swear! He's Russian and is 2,05 meters tall! :lol:
Too bad there isn't the TF2 demoman in the group, that would be me :cry:

Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:48 am
by dak12attack
Darksider_war wrote:My brother in law is the Heavy! I swear! He's Russian and is 2,05 meters tall! :lol:
Too bad there isn't the TF2 demoman in the group, that would be me :cry:
I totally would be a Scout. xD "Ey Doc! Fix me up!"