Baldur's Gate : The Sword Coast Chronicles : NWN2 Persistent World

*Randal, Kalt and Marjo discuss their wedding plans*

Kaltyra - ...then, just before the wedding starts, Randal will be asked to find who amongst you is the most cherished to her. She can pick you from the crowd and carry you over to be wed.

Marjolaine: That sounds nice. Instead, when Randy comes to get me, I can climb up a mountain with my bare-hands. Up there, I will wait for some hawks to fly by. I will jump up and grab the hawks legs who will allow me to coast down to the beach at a casual speed. I won't land on the sandbank though, instead, I'll let go of the hawks and drop to a pair of crocodiles, one for each foot, who will float me over to Randy and the rest of the guests. How does that sound?

Kaltyra: ....

Kaltrya: *Hits Marjolaine over the head*

That was an awesome idea actually.. I totally agree with it.

*Nods approvingly*

Gareut wrote:

LOL YOU STOLE MY SCREENIE!

*Creepy shadowy voice* And I still remember who they...

The teasing what I got actually was "Oh gods it's that Really Evil Pigeon, they are as bad as that Rith'alaiara character" it was playful, hence my reply was playful and very Rith'alaria (of the time)

Roman_Boriams wrote:Some bard rolls a perform of 11 in FAI...

Narindir Jr'ein: Roll Check - Survival - 9

Narindir Jr'ein: *song is slowly killing him*

There is back story to this. His male neighbor loves listening to chick music very loudly. I think it's Britney Spears.

Kalma been doing that alot lately =p Wow.. doesn't kalma remind you of someone?

*Editted!*

*Coughs.* Kalma... And I hope that something comes and makes his wishes to come true. Hell waits for you, knife ears!

Wait, Vistamix and Rith?

Gorion of Candlekeep: "You do not need strategy, heroes. Meet the army head on."

A few minutes later, watching dozens if not hundreds of undead coming toward Candlekeep.

Arivain: *very sarcastically* "Thanks so much, Gorion. Yeah, let's rush 'em."

Jonas: "For Torm!" *charges*

Arivain: *facepalm and follows the paladin*

Thread unlocked. Off-topic tangents removed.

Please keep on topic, folks!

Jonas is busy speaking with some other friends at his wedding. Charraj is halfway across the room.

Charraj Cain: *seeing Doriah* Hey Jonas, is this the older daughter you were telling me about?

Sir Jonas Rokranon: *eyes dart instantly to Charraj*

A group of people gather in the temple of Torm in order to help Tomar and Madison recover their missing soul fragments. The entire group starts to cast a large number of wards, buffing themselves to the high heavens before Charraj uses his newly-learned teleport spell for the first time.

Jonas: "If we get there and we meet a single goblin, I am going to feel very stupid."

Charraj casts the spell, using the information Auriel gathered with her scrying to determine location. The large party appears in a dark and dank sanctum, with. . .a solitary goblin standing before them. Charraj starts vomiting profusely, and the goblin is alerted to their presence.

Goblin: "Must tell the master!" He runs off to his drow master.

Tomar: "Look sir, your goblin."

Jonas: "I feel stupid."