A few NEW ha ha's worth

Storm Munin · Unread post by **Storm Munin** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:19 pm

Perhaps not the right thread but.

Things you do not say IG in a casual conversation around a pirate some months after a joined wierd awakening ( including memory loss because of a drunken binge):

"The big lump has grown on me"

..especially if your toon is a dark elf gal.

This will be good...

Lautreamont · Unread post by **Lautreamont** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:41 pm

Storm Munin wrote:Perhaps not the right thread but.

Things you do not say IG in a casual conversation around a pirate some months after a joined wierd awakening ( including memory loss because of a drunken binge):

"The big lump has grown on me"

..especially if your toon is a dark elf gal.

This will be good...

I would say!... No, I refuse to say but just emote

Wolfrayne · Unread post by **Wolfrayne** » Fri Aug 09, 2013 3:34 am

This made me laugh pretty loud for some reason.

Servin · Unread post by **Servin** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:53 pm

Servin · Unread post by **Servin** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:25 pm

Hoihe · Unread post by **Hoihe** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:29 pm

I found an old "story" (if it can be called that. it's a massive dialogue. People were inserted into it along the way. Sort of a "Campfire story") I once copied to my PC... sharing!

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Gottmoerder · Unread post by **Gottmoerder** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:46 am

Finnish humor.

Darksider_war · Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:55 am

Pikachu on acid!

Hoihe · Unread post by **Hoihe** » Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:03 pm

Selande · Unread post by **Selande** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:54 pm

Hope · Unread post by **Hope** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:55 pm

Selande wrote:

Welcome to Night Vale is AMAZING. If you haven't listened to them I suggest you do!

Selande · Unread post by **Selande** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 10:50 am

Saw this ingame and had to screenie it and upload it. Player had the shovel emote tool out and using a bow. Hilarious, though proooobably shouldn't inspire antics like this incharacter.

It was obviously an oversight on the player's part.

http://imageshack.us/a/img706/5390/8ivx.jpg
Shooting shovels!

Hoihe · Unread post by **Hoihe** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:35 pm

Must be Thedran's daughter.

Hoihe · Unread post by **Hoihe** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:29 pm

For some reason, every Vukodlak event so far had something in it that caused me to burst out laughing. Be it OOC mechanical troubles or an IC reason.

(Was an Ysridian's muse btw)

Last event:

Elderly Woman: I hope you brought presents! The spirits don't like being called for such trivial matters! YOU NEED PRESENTS!
Ivan: [Party] *blinks*
Ivan: [Party] What kind of presents?
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] I can offer them a magical item of power, and art.
Malik Arman: [Party] I have an offering.
Ivan: [Party] Er...
Elderly Woman: You will give them... *she blinked a moment, straining with the brass horn pressed against her ear* You said you'd give them a fart!?
Elderly Woman: Sonny boy, the spirits are not to be mocked! *the woman grew indignant*
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] No, no, Art! Beauty, and sound!
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] Forgive the lack of clarity in my voice.
Felian Feyborn: [Party] Art!
Elderly Woman: Aye, I'm sure you're mighty proud of the sound of your farts... typical man... *she grumbled*
Ivan: [Party] *grins*
Elderly Woman: But to call them music... *shakes her head at that*
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] Mandolin
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *takes forth a magical mandolin and strums it to show her what it means*
Elderly Woman: No matter, it's not my head they'll be claiming when all ye have to offer them is a blast of air from your nethers... don't say I didn't warn you!
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *just once, to show it, and does not play it*
Rashemi: *just shakes his head as the woman rambled on about farts*
Malik Arman: [Party] She is blind, Hoihe...
Malik Arman: [Party] Good Elder!
Felian Feyborn: [Party] *Pulls out a guitar and strings it once, along with hoihe*
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *strummed the instrument once*
Malik Arman: [Party] He has a MAGICAL MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.
Elderly Woman: EH!?
Malik Arman: [Party] As an OFFERING.
Elderly Woman: OH! So you think the spirits will be happy with a chipper tune, then!?
Malik Arman: [Party] Some will.
Malik Arman: [Party] All depends on the spirit.
Elderly Woman: No matter... might be enough, depending on who I call upon...
Felian Feyborn: [Party] Some do...
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] One who is marred by wounds, can be soothed by sound.
Elderly Woman: Or... who ends up answering the call... *she shrugged indifferently*

Another awesome bit.. Malik vs deaf woman:

Malik Arman: [Party] Hello again Kinsman. *bows to the old woman* Good Lady, we are honored by your prenense.
Malik Arman: [Party] ///*presence
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *bows his head to her, letting Merek speak for them*
Felian Feyborn: [Whisper] Should we bow? should we surrender?
Hoihe Dacino: [Whisper] Do as Merek does.
Elderly Woman: EH!? *the woman held a small brass horn up to her ear, pointing it towards Malik*
Za'than Za'amal: [Party] *tips his head at the pair, no longer leaning aginst the tree*
Rashemi: *clears his throat lightly* The elder is.... somewhat hard of hearing. You will have to raise your voice.
Malik Arman: [Party] .....We are honored you could meet us here! *raises his voice*
Elderly Woman: *the woman was silent for a few moments, apparently taking a few seconds to process Malik's words... it is at this point you notice a thin white film over her eyes, indicating she is blind from cataracts*
Elderly Woman: Yes! Yes, good... morning, is it? Morning it is!
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *looks to malik to speak*
Malik Arman: [Party] Err...yes....very nice morning...*raises his voice again* We seek your assistance. My friends have travelled here to communicate with a spirit of the wild!
Felian Feyborn: [Party] *Trying not to giggle*
Elderly Woman: *her voice was hoarse and somewhat ragged, the journey here having apparently taken its toll on her elderly frame, indicated by all the brambles and small burs dotting her simple roughspun dress*
Elderly Woman: A spirit of WHAT!? *she leaned forward, putting the majority of her weight into her cane*

Malik Arman: [Party] A spirit of THE WILD!
Malik Arman: [Party] *seems to be behaving quite patient with the old woman*
Elderly Woman: Ahh... I see, I see... and what business do you have that's so important, you've got to come all this way and pester spirits about, EH!?
Malik Arman: [Party] *nods to Hoihe*
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] My elder, may I speak?
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *steps forward, raising his voice and takes the bag off his belt.. containing a chalky shard*
Rashemi: *the man remained stoic, with a grim expression on his face as the group conversed with the elderly woman to his left*
Malik Arman: [Party] This is my friend, Elder. He can explain.
Elderly Woman: WHAT!? Who's that, then!? Another come to chat with me!?
Felian Feyborn: [Party] *Follows hoihe as he is hiding behind him*
Malik Arman: [Party] HE WILL EXPLAIN, GOOD ELDER!
Elderly Woman: No need to shout, sonny!
Malik Arman: [Party] ......Sorry, mada'am...
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *winces a bit from the shout*
Ivan: [Party] *blinks*
Araulan: [Party] *stands by, leaning heavily on his staff while watching them keenly*

Selande · Unread post by **Selande** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:52 pm

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