The Adventures of Kel: A Baldur's Gate Comic

[Simian]

-What is yer favourite colour?
That is sodding none of yer bussiness, berk.

-What is the name o' that annoyin' feller in the yellow cloak that keeps poppin' up?
Actually, the cloak is either green or red... the Appearence changer ate the white cape with the Fist Emblem. (Same happened to the helmet. I never learn) Oh yes, name, Quin Waynn.

-'Ow many eyes does Kel 'ave?
The hell I care fer his eyes, but if you must know, one too many I suppose.

-What be Kel's favourite colour, eh?
Anything that is an eyesore.

-Who be Kel's favourite Fist feller/ lass?
Are you sure this isn't a trick question? No one likes them Fist.

-Who be Kel's favourite Elf o' all time? (trick question)
How the in the nine layers of Baator should I know? Fer all I care, he is an elf himself.

[Garka]

What is yer favourite colour?
Green! am a irish sterotype!
-What is the name o' that annoyin' feller in the yellow cloak that keeps poppin' up?
Bloody ejit.
-'Ow many eyes does Kel 'ave?
Two! one in his head one in his pocket
-What be Kel's favourite colour, eh?
...blue
-Who be Kel's favourite Fist feller/ lass?
Kelma... he is a undercover Fist... I know this
-Who be Kel's favourite Elf o' all time?
Kelma he is a undercover elf I know this.

[Ithilan]

-What is yer favourite colour?
Blue, Silver, Gold, Yellow, Purple, Orange, Teal, Red, White.. What!? I like fancy outfits.

-What is the name o' that annoyin' feller in the yellow cloak that keeps poppin' up?
Used to be Trent.. but now we have Lance about.

-'Ow many eyes does Kel 'ave?
One, the other got taken by the EyeGougerHawk.

-What be Kel's favourite colour, eh?
Blood red.. why? Because Bhaal would have it no other way.

-Who be Kel's favourite Fist feller/ lass?
The one he got away from!

-Who be Kel's favourite Elf o' all time? (trick question)
The one he will never meet.

[Ol' Kel]

Hahah! Well done everyone. I'll pick one (maybe two) in a couple of hours.

In the meantime, here's a preview of the new coloring technique I'm working with, in an effort to make things look more profesional.

[Ol' Kel]

Now introducing, the cast so far: (including forum avatars!)

But don't stop your entries yet!

Removed. Characters and forum avatars are now in the other thread.

[Ol' Kel]

Now it is time to reveal the new idea behind the comic:

It is entirely driven by YOU, the forum nut. That's right. After each and every comic YOU get to vote a course of action. The majority vote will decide what happens next and will surely lead to hilarious situations.

Do we accept this person into the adventuring party or not? YOU decide. Do we attack the Dragon or run the other way? YOUR call!

[Gareut]

-What is yer favourite colour?
"Gold, of course? You know me... And my Mutt, Daghala. Damned one eye robber."
-What is the name o' that annoyin' feller in the yellow cloak that keeps poppin' up?
"Manwh*re Trent... Blasted thing, Almost took Tami from me."
-'Ow many eyes does Kel 'ave?
"One and One huge gem..."
-What be Kel's favourite colour, eh?
"You are such a bastard that you dont enjoy from anything. You dont have favourite colour!"
-Who be Kel's favourite Fist feller/ lass?
"Myhun, of course. Only damned fister who took brides."
-Who be Kel's favourite Elf o' all time? (trick question)
"The one who hangs at Roaringshore? That Knife-Ear surely twitced nicely."

[Ol' Kel]

Alright, time to bring the contest to a closure.

Gareut: total score = 375
Ranking: Zealous Kel Worshipper
-What is yer favourite colour?
"Gold, of course? You know me... And my Mutt, Daghala. Damned one eye robber."
100% correct - That -is- your favourite colour!
-What is the name o' that annoyin' feller in the yellow cloak that keeps poppin' up?
"Manwh*re Trent... Blasted thing, Almost took Tami from me."
75% correct - the correct term would be 'trentastrophe'!
-'Ow many eyes does Kel 'ave?
"One and One huge gem..."
100% correct - There is a huge gem sitting in that empty socket!
-What be Kel's favourite colour, eh?
"You are such a bastard that you dont enjoy from anything. You dont have favourite colour!"
0% correct - Kel does have his little pleasures!
-Who be Kel's favourite Fist feller/ lass?
"Myhun, of course. Only damned fister who took brides."
100% correct - got to love that corruption!
-Who be Kel's favourite Elf o' all time? (trick question)
"The one who hangs at Roaringshore? That Knife-Ear surely twitced nicely."
0% correct - Kel 'ates Elves!

Ithilan: total score = 375-What is yer favourite colour?
Ranking: Zealous Kel Worshipper
Blue, Silver, Gold, Yellow, Purple, Orange, Teal, Red, White.. What!? I like fancy outfits.
100% correct - you know your colours!
-What is the name o' that annoyin' feller in the yellow cloak that keeps poppin' up?
Used to be Trent.. but now we have Lance about.
75% correct - 50 for mentioning Trent's first name, 25 for mentioning Lance!-'Ow many eyes does Kel 'ave?
One, the other got taken by the EyeGougerHawk.
50% correct - funny! but not quite right. At least you got -one- eye right!
-What be Kel's favourite colour, eh?
Blood red.. why? Because Bhaal would have it no other way.
25% correct - touché! you obviously are familiar with Kel's past dealings!
-Who be Kel's favourite Fist feller/ lass?
The one he got away from!
25% correct - another touché! you know Kel so well!
-Who be Kel's favourite Elf o' all time? (trick question)
The one he will never meet.
100% correct - that is a really great answer!

Garka: total score = 175
Ranking: Kel Enthousiast
What is yer favourite colour?
Green! am a irish sterotype!
100% correct - and you're playin a green orc?
-What is the name o' that annoyin' feller in the yellow cloak that keeps poppin' up?
Bloody ejit.
0% correct - I'm sorry, but that would be Trent Marnimane or Tentrastrophe!
-'Ow many eyes does Kel 'ave?
Two! one in his head one in his pocket
50% - ah alas, the other eye is completely gone... or is it?
-What be Kel's favourite colour, eh?
...blue
0% correct - hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... no!
-Who be Kel's favourite Fist feller/ lass?
Kelma... he is a undercover Fist... I know this
25% correct - that's a long shot, but if he was, probably yes!
-Who be Kel's favourite Elf o' all time?
Kelma he is a undercover elf I know this.
0% correct - even as an under cover Elf, Kalma would be hated!

Simian (Quin) - total score = 375
Ranking: Zealous Kel Worshipper
-What is yer favourite colour?
That is sodding none of yer bussiness, berk.
50 % correct - wouldn't be askin' ye if it wasn't, but I fancy yer spirit!
-What is the name o' that annoyin' feller in the yellow cloak that keeps poppin' up?
Actually, the cloak is either green or red... the Appearence changer ate the white cape with the Fist Emblem. (Same happened to the helmet. I never learn) Oh yes, name, Quin Waynn.
25% correct - if his name was Quin, then aye!
-'Ow many eyes does Kel 'ave?
The hell I care fer his eyes, but if you must know, one too many I suppose.
100% correct - oho! good one!
-What be Kel's favourite colour, eh?
Anything that is an eyesore.
100% correct - of course!
-Who be Kel's favourite Fist feller/ lass?
Are you sure this isn't a trick question? No one likes them Fist.
50% correct - if it wasn't for a few corrupt officials, aye!
-Who be Kel's favourite Elf o' all time? (trick question)
How the in the nine layers of Baator should I know? Fer all I care, he is an elf himself
-100% - ohh! did ye jus' call Kel an Elf? ohhhh! ...kiddin'! yer gettin' 50% fer bein' a total bastard!

Aethor: total score = 525
Ranking: Member of Kel's Fan Club
1) Blue
100% correct - it is even in yer biography!
2) Trent Marnimane
100% correct - ye got 'is entire name right!
3) Kel has two, he just wants you to think he has one
25% correct - that would fit with 'is bluffin' wouldn't it?
4) Kel's favorite color is the color of money! (so in thise case, gold)
100% correct - o' course!
5) Kel LOVES Grunga Ironfaar (and orange soda)
100% correct - 'ow did ye know? this be gettin' spooky!
6) Kel hates them knife ears.
100% correct - ye said it!

Aethor is the big winner, of course. Quin, Gareut and Ithilan also won themselves a spot!

[Ol' Kel]

Pick your adventure:

(simply post your choice. The action or destination with the most votes will determine the course taken during The New Adventures of Kel.)

[Randall]

5) Kel LOVES Grunga Ironfaar (and orange soda)
100% correct - 'ow did ye know? this be gettin' spooky!

I thought it was Aikura he was after, since the last time we met. YArr! Can't wait to get out of the damned jail to lick your bald head, one-globe!

I want to put some of history here.

Here's.. Randall and Kel's first encounter ever. EVER. To know how old this is... BOTH Kel and Randall were in BALDURS, without any disguise. *NODS*





Oh! And the Grumsh eye sounds neat. (-;

[DM Sword]

The quest for 'dragon egg' omelette.

[mute83]

the quest for an omelette

[Garka]

Leave mah Gruumsh alone! :O... No wait... Yes... Go find his eye... <.<' >.>' He-Who-watchs will stop the party so I shant worry

[Simian]

Omelette, Friand Arm Inn Kitchen.

[Aikura]

-What is yer favourite colour?
-What is the name o' that annoyin' feller in the yellow cloak that keeps poppin' up?
-'Ow many eyes does Kel 'ave?
-What be Kel's favourite colour, eh?
-Who be Kel's favourite Fist feller/ lass?
-Who be Kel's favourite Elf o' all time?

My answer to all:

Kel, stop calling me. I mean it this time.