Baldur's Gate : The Sword Coast Chronicles : NWN2 Persistent World

DM Vukodlak wrote:snip

<3 Foucault

Level 30 vs Level 1.

... They seem me lootin', they hatin'...

Game of thrones theme, preformed by goats!

Not sure why im in such an enjoyable mood lately, everything just seems fun! ... also i may have found sharable stuff in my archives im now also throwing at you.

Spoiling for length, they're all pretty mild

doge!

35 TYPES OF PLAYERS

1. Grunt Guy
"It is becoming too hot ! Gnolskaya outpost right ahead ! MochIIIIII iiiii ! "

2 . Present roleplayers
" Wait , do not start ! I need another two minutes for full entry into the image. "

3 . Brake
" I put my long sword and a whole ogre on the lips. "

4 . Munchkin
" Five archdevils and two demigods ? And this - ALL ? It seems to me , for these unfortunate enough my six magical rings . "

5 . Coward
" SVPR ! Three kobold ! Skedaddle ! VAAAlim say! "

6. Troublemaker
"Just before the Mayor read out his speech by citizens , will read -ka I'm at it what be a team problyuysya , for example. "

7. Newbie
"I just threw 2 to defeat. It should be more or less? "

8. Tactician
" Archer will move silently into position behind the basin, carefully aiming at the captain of the guard. Magician must remain behind the door to prepare spells * dream * that will is centered on the table , around which was a big part of the protection . Meanwhile, a fighter and I will .. . "

9. Demure
"I 'll let ... vvy another arrow on the monster in this round , it seems to me ...."

10 . Wisecracking self-taught
" You know how many clerics need to remove * arc * (" light bulb ")? One - to read * cure light *."

11. Vnutripatiyny Bully
" Ah, so Light reproached me ! Che she's doing? READ * find * a familiar ? Right now I have it ogrebet flail in the face . "

12. Vanya - I - All - Rules - Learned by heart - Pal -
" No, you look in the DMG, page 81 paragraph 5 , and see that this spell has no effect on griffins. "

13. Winner
"Three -point hit ? Since I have three hit points ! ? Master , why are you edrene hair dryer to me when he fought ? "

14. Nabychitel
" I am confident that I did not throw out the save , are you absolutely sure? And long are you going to drive this nonsense ? "

15. Mr. Scrooge
" Well, what if he's not evil ? So what that did not attack ? So what ! Expo COME ! "

16. Fraudster
" Giving and ... 18 ! Getting there ! " [Fast enough cube ]

17. Spitpoisons
" And you have not seen TRAP ? Ha-ha- ha-ha ! Say How long do you play? "

18. Kamikaze
" I jump from a branch , aiming directly at the center of the patrol hobgoblins . Just before I landed, I * activates fire trap * on all my nine bottles of oil. "

19. Good throws
" Look at this . Hundredths Three dice . If a trap door , I obviously found something. "

20. Bad throws
" Damn, nafig ! * More * one critical blunder ! "

21. Bouncer
" What are you reasoning about the attack on me , I did not care. I could read spell * dream * and cut your throat sleepy before you can take out your long sword from its scabbard . "

22. Amateur Beat in memories
" Well, just like then , well, do you remember when our thief spent twenty minutes broken breaking open the door. "

23. Paladilnik
" Let's wait a little longer. Even if they - orcs, we can not just kill them when they are asleep and can not defend themselves. "

24. Unhealthy Optimist
" Once we finish this campaign , and get , say, nine or ten levels , I'm going to buy myself the best battle ax that only money can buy . "

25. Stray
" Gmmmm ? What? Oh, we attack ? "

26. Thermonuclear Man (sub- species Munchkin )
" Well, I attack my orc Polutornik . What we have there , yeah deuce + 2 bonus power + 3 for specialization , for 2 + ( etc., etc. ) . Total - 27. ( Sarcastically smile ) Well , I? "

27. Masteronenavistnik (subclass troublemaker )
People coming to the game with the aim to create a situation unforeseen Master. Character schizophrenia - a good excuse for this case .

28. Bezbashenny player
MASTER: " And to you the depths . Skip unlikely. "
Player: " I jump . "

29. Kid
"That's what it boiled large Kamenyuki me ? My character is dead ? ? Vsamdelishnye ? ? For real , for real? ! Neieieeeeieieeet ! "

30. Cowboy
"I am proud to come to the King and calling him to fight to the death . Oh, yes, of course I publicly called him a fool . "

31. PsihoKiller
DENZHEN MASTER: " Okay, you open the door you see - "
PK: " KROVIIIISCHUUUUU ! "

32. Reinsurer
" So, my mage is invisible, levitating at a height of thirty meters above the party, it hangs and Stone Leather Armor , Ring of fire resistance , the scope of Invulnerability ( etc. etc. ) Damn ! Something I do not own. .. "

33. Kryuchkotvorets (better known as Bill called Mulhausen )
" Oh, so illusory Medusa what I read on the archdemon Orcus does not pay him to stone ? Ok, if you do mercy and you will look into the description of the spell , you will see that he had no chance of saving throw , a single opportunity disbilif on , and I somehow just saving throw magic thrown , what do you say to that? "

34.Bezdonnaya Torba
" So anyone have any ideas as to drag these 800 copper coins ? Yeah, I know that we are already struggling to pull themselves four sets of leather armor and elektrumovye toilet seats that we found earlier"

35. Masochist
"It 's enough to get away ! Turn around , clap on the shoulder of the Minotaur , and telling him to stop strangling my throat. "

How finance works :

http://images.math.cnrs.fr/media/34/video.mp4

It's a bit big, yet funny.

Fascist soldiers shouldn't speak (or think!) deutsch.