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Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:51 am
by Considerate_
You forgot the old classic...
What did the hat say to the other hat?
Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:12 am
by LISA100595
The one my kids tell me to stop saying...
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Thank Nathan (Penny) for telling me that one!
Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:38 pm
by V'rass
What kind of jokes are allowed in this thread? I have a metric ton of good jokes but they are almost all inappropriate at best and down right foul at worst.
Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:53 pm
by Considerate_
Good jokes are not allowed!
Zanniej wrote:Terrible jokes. . . making you laugh only out of awkwardness.
Other than that, forum rules are to be observed as always
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Subject: Forum Rules
all_distorted wrote:Welcome to the Baldur’s Gate: The Sword Coast Chronicles forums. Please acquaint yourself with the following rules before posting:
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Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:56 pm
by PiaMango
Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?
Because one more bean would be too farty
There's a subreddit dedicated to terrible jokes. Its the best and worse thing ever.
r/3amjokes
Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 5:41 pm
by Hoihe
PiaMango wrote:Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?
Because one more bean would be too farty
There's a subreddit dedicated to terrible jokes. Its the best and worse thing ever.
r/3amjokes
For fellow GW2 players..
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrahearneJokes/
And the classic
Https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes
Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:19 am
by Zanniej
Considerate_ wrote:Good jokes are not allowed!
Zanniej wrote:Terrible jokes. . . making you laugh only out of awkwardness.
Other than that, forum rules are to be observed as always
.
Subject: Forum Rules
all_distorted wrote:Welcome to the Baldur’s Gate: The Sword Coast Chronicles forums. Please acquaint yourself with the following rules before posting:
1. Stay on topic. Please keep your posts relevant and do not make off-topic posts. If a subject is brought up in a thread which you believe merits a discussion, start a new topic in an appropriate forums section instead of derailing a current one.
2. No flaming. Personal attacks, disrespectful, derogatory, threatening, insulting or negative comments will not be tolerated. This encompasses "Trolling" which are posts that intend to do any of the above or disrupt the discussion.
3. If you have an issue with any other player or member of the staff OOC or ICly, do not post about it on the forums, instead use personal messages to solve it.
4. Please refrain from discussing politics and religion on these forums.
5. Do not swear or use profanity. Some leeway is allowed for IC posts, within reason. Modern day racial/social/political slurs have no place in IC or OOC posts. Images that include profanity must be edited to exclude the profanity, or they will be deleted.
Violation of the rules may result in posts being deleted or moved, threads being locked and/or moved, warnings to authors of posts violating the rules being issued, including temporary (or permanent) loss of posting privileges.
Thank you for taking your time to read and understand these rules and for helping us to maintain the forums a place for sharing ideas and opinions in a friendly and respectful environment.
Jokes that make you cringe are allowed too. Though ofcourse, do try to follow the rules and try to not offend anyone.
Along those lines:
There are 500 bricks in an airplane. One falls out. How many are left?
What are the 3 steps to put an elephant in a fridge?
1) Open the fridge.
2) Put the elephant in.
3) Close the fridge
1) Open the fridge.
2) Take the elephant out.
3) Put the deer in the fridge.
4) Close the fridge
The deer, because it's still in the fridge
She just crosses it normally, because all alligator's are at the Lion King's birthday
Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:15 am
by Hoihe
Zanniej wrote:Considerate_ wrote:Good jokes are not allowed!
Zanniej wrote:Terrible jokes. . . making you laugh only out of awkwardness.
Other than that, forum rules are to be observed as always
.
Subject: Forum Rules
all_distorted wrote:Welcome to the Baldur’s Gate: The Sword Coast Chronicles forums. Please acquaint yourself with the following rules before posting:
1. Stay on topic. Please keep your posts relevant and do not make off-topic posts. If a subject is brought up in a thread which you believe merits a discussion, start a new topic in an appropriate forums section instead of derailing a current one.
2. No flaming. Personal attacks, disrespectful, derogatory, threatening, insulting or negative comments will not be tolerated. This encompasses "Trolling" which are posts that intend to do any of the above or disrupt the discussion.
3. If you have an issue with any other player or member of the staff OOC or ICly, do not post about it on the forums, instead use personal messages to solve it.
4. Please refrain from discussing politics and religion on these forums.
5. Do not swear or use profanity. Some leeway is allowed for IC posts, within reason. Modern day racial/social/political slurs have no place in IC or OOC posts. Images that include profanity must be edited to exclude the profanity, or they will be deleted.
Violation of the rules may result in posts being deleted or moved, threads being locked and/or moved, warnings to authors of posts violating the rules being issued, including temporary (or permanent) loss of posting privileges.
Thank you for taking your time to read and understand these rules and for helping us to maintain the forums a place for sharing ideas and opinions in a friendly and respectful environment.
Jokes that make you cringe are allowed too. Though ofcourse, do try to follow the rules and try to not offend anyone.
Along those lines:
There are 500 bricks in an airplane. One falls out. How many are left?
What are the 3 steps to put an elephant in a fridge?
1) Open the fridge.
2) Put the elephant in.
3) Close the fridge
1) Open the fridge.
2) Take the elephant out.
3) Put the deer in the fridge.
4) Close the fridge
The deer, because it's still in the fridge
She just crosses it normally, because all alligator's are at the Lion King's birthday
Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:48 am
by Montleberry
Dumb D&D joke?
What do you call a druid that has taken the form of a hyena?
Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 11:52 am
by William Sunblade
Well i feel like i have been summoned by Lisa with that old joke. So here's another load for you
Why do psychiatrists give patients shock treatment?
To prepare them for the bill
What's the disadvantage of keeping an open mind?
Your ideas might fall out
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don't know the words
All the toilet seats in the police station have been stolen.
The theif is still at large, and the police have nothing to go on
Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we wern't listening the first time
How do you kill a circus?
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
A bear walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and asks "Can i have.............................. A pint of bitter please"
The Bartender turns round and says
Certainly Sir, But why the big paws?
Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 1:52 pm
by V'rass
Two peanuts entered a bar, one was assaulted.
Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:15 pm
by Nomster
I am one of those who can never remember jokes and am really bad at telling them myself. I walked past a pet supply store today though and saw this written on a noticeboard outside,
What is Dracula's favourite pet?
Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:56 am
by Coal
What did one burp say to the other burp?
Let's be stinkers and go out the other way.
Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:30 am
by thids
This made me cringe so hard that my face almost fell off. Naturally, I immediately thought of this thread.
Re: Terrible jokes . . .
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:53 pm
by V'rass
Erm... the balloon joke makes no sense what so ever?
