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Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

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Montleberry wrote:I am not sure why he crossed the road, but I do know why he crossed the playground.

To get to the other slide.
The ladder scenario is obvious! The first one is much harder.
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Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

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Montleberry wrote:
To get to the other slide.
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Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

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To make me late for work. Seriously my neighbor has chickens and he is a strong believer in the "F it I don't care" ideaology. He lets them roam around until they get run over then he buys more. The only thing dumber than a possum when it comes to traffic is a chicken btw. The former intentionally walks under your back wheels as you pass while the chicken charged your tire head on.
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Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

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His name is Frank now and he's not allowed to talk about why he crossed the road, let alone what he saw there.

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Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

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..to discretely satisfy its cannibalistic tendencies at the Chick-fil-A
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Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

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To be hit by a car, and be taken by a mad scientist so it could continue life as a chicken-cyborg hat for 9 insane mercenaries to wear.
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Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

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To explode in front of Candlekeep, obviously.
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