Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:43 am
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A few NEW ha ha's worth
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 2:30 pm
Colonic threw this up on IRC.
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:31 pm
My in-laws sent this to me a moment ago...
Ethical dilemma
A doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering...
"You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard."
Ethical dilemma
A doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering...
"You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard."
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:03 pm
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 5:41 am
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 1:21 pm
Seriously... why are the elf-flightattendants throwing rose pedals at that battlefield!
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:51 am
Not sure how many people here listen to GWAR, but...
Goodnight, Oderus.
Not for the faint of heart, the workplace, or those youngins'.
Goodnight, Oderus.
Not for the faint of heart, the workplace, or those youngins'.
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:22 pm
So the DMs sometimes gather to discuss important issues. This was not one of those times.
At this gathering, I was trying to cheer DM Golem up, because he had lost a lengthy post to a computer issue. Based on the song I sent him, Theophanies accused me (for no reason) of having a Taylor Swift addiction.
DM Dhampir linked to a Taylor Swift song that incorporated goats.
The people were pleased with the goats.
I decided that I would delight the DM team further by giving them more goats. Surely if one goat brings such joy, a multitude of goats would raise the morale of the DM team to soaring new heights. Right?
After a short while:
DM Eminence: "I am not clicking on any more links from Maecius."
Maecius: "You asked for goat-based media. I will not stop until I run out."
Maecius: "And they are very, very popular on the Internet."
Here's one of the better ones we found:
At this gathering, I was trying to cheer DM Golem up, because he had lost a lengthy post to a computer issue. Based on the song I sent him, Theophanies accused me (for no reason) of having a Taylor Swift addiction.
DM Dhampir linked to a Taylor Swift song that incorporated goats.
The people were pleased with the goats.
I decided that I would delight the DM team further by giving them more goats. Surely if one goat brings such joy, a multitude of goats would raise the morale of the DM team to soaring new heights. Right?
After a short while:
DM Eminence: "I am not clicking on any more links from Maecius."
Maecius: "You asked for goat-based media. I will not stop until I run out."
Maecius: "And they are very, very popular on the Internet."
Here's one of the better ones we found:
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:31 pm
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:57 am
Maecius wrote:
So many things can be said about that goat.
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:59 am
I rarely go OOC, but Kahanak's mask was glitching out today and I couldn't help it. It still makes me laugh.
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:06 pm
Happy Halloween everybody!
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2014 10:50 am
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 9:17 am
Haha I did that in L4D co-op once or twiceMaecius wrote:stuff
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 7:54 pm
Sometimes it is just better to pay Myrkul and get the puck out of there!