A few NEW ha ha's worth

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http://i.imgur.com/OsaSwKs.gifv
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The Whistler wrote:http://i.imgur.com/OsaSwKs.gifv
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I think it would go more like this:


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A facebook find initially published on twitter.
More likely a photoshoped picture or a somewhat less then perfected press release from the particular police district.
Unless some precincts are a fair bit more hardcore then others.


Press release translated as follow:

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2016-07-29 12:05, Traffic incident, Mariestad
On Harbor Street a car and a bicyclist have collided.

Injuries unknown, hunter notified.

Organization
Police District of Västra Götaland

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Id get it for a deer, but a bicyclist?! :shock:
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Storm Munin wrote:A facebook find initially published on twitter.
More likely a photoshoped picture or a somewhat less then perfected press release from the particular police district.
Unless some precincts are a fair bit more hardcore then others.


Press release translated as follow:

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2016-07-29 12:05, Traffic incident, Mariestad
On Harbor Street a car and a bicyclist have collided.

Injuries unknown, hunter notified.

Organization
Police District of Västra Götaland

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Id get it for a deer, but a bicyclist?! :shock:
It seems they're... 8-)
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Members of the Danish National Chamber Orchestra being total professionals:
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Fingal Darius.
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Subject: Petition to unban Terri and Vendor!
Sputnik wrote:A short, muscular man sporting a tight-fittting vest and well-groomed moustache struts by.
One good eye notices the box and scroll, the other swollen shut as a result of a recent pugilistic bout. He approaches the display and reads the scroll, creased as it is.

Treacherous sedition! How DARE these traitors question the Dukes' sound judgement.
Striking a macho, if exaggerated pose, he adds..
I won't have it! Not in my city.

With that, he rips the petition off of the out of order press box. He may be seen marching purposefully towards the Flaming Fist Headquarters, with the potentially damning evidence in hand.

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A gang of half a dozen grandmomthers would approach. The youngest of them would be 67 the oldest 97. They are armed with hand bags, walking sticks and, what the muscular man doesn't know, with blinding powder hidden in their aprons. One of them would hold up her finger and shout to the muscular man, " Dare you! If you don't want to get the beating of you life, you better stop immediately." The oldest of them would add, "Yesh Emielie, Shh....shhhow him...whut it meashns to deal wish a Xshon"


//Hello all,

that is how Ven's mom would probably react. Anyway it is too late to post is now, as DM Lobo's post was retraced and the petition was moved to the lodge.

See you and have fun.

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The Ig Noble prize winner for Peace (2016):

http://journal.sjdm.org/15/15923a/jdm15923a.html

Bullshit!! :lol:

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Endelyon and I discussed it, and we're going to replace all of the boss monsters with David S. Pumpkins spawns next Halloween:
Any questions?
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Maecius wrote:Any questions?
Yes! Several.
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Maecius wrote:Endelyon and I discussed it, and we're going to replace all of the boss monsters with David S. Pumpkins spawns next Halloween:
Any questions?
Will each boss have their own song and dance? Or is it a global thing?
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