Quote of RP

[LeslieMS]

LOL =PPPPP

It wasn't ruined. We all had fun.

[Katzenjammer]

The humor was well worth it Thank you, man.

Hrmm, yes. My emotes for Jonas get rather silly the more tired I get. It's a good indicator that I need to get my rear to bed. Sorry for ruining the immersion that night.

[Charraj]

My, what rude bandits!

[BlueHero45]

Rhys and Siomir on the topic of love

[Really Evil Pigeon]

You totally missed the funny part in that.. maybe you missed the irony in that rhys =p can't remember it word for word but something like this.

Rith pipes in "Love is no such thing, it's beautiful and nesasary and everyone needs it"

Siomir "I agree with her"


Get it... get it..? come on! It was funny! it was one of the unsual things! agree with Rith about love is needed.. whoah. tough crowd.

[Ivan38Rus]

Can't... handle... the amount of... fabulous-ness!

[ThatPirateGuy]

Is the irony that Rith is a soulless beast incapable of emotions other than baseless rage, hate, and spite?

[Pentralia]

Aww now...no one can give ol' Rithy a chance to make amends? *sniff sniff*

BTW, I totally got it REP.

[LeslieMS]

Moved this from the journal to here as it made more sense =)

“Jacques, the Magic Bean Plant and Giant Potato Golem”
(Uh who’s Jacques?)
Or
“The Birds, Bees and…Bhaalists”
(Right what did that have to do with Potatoes again??)
Or
“The Evil Potato-necromancer Strikes Again!”
(err… again… again? Never mind… Moving on)

Elisuna Di'Makiir: *she grins down at Elivanna* Hey there Best Friend!

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [arches a brow] Hello, Eli Too

Elisuna Di'Makiir: *jumps up on the seat next to her*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: We are glad to see you well.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Hey yeh wanteh play a game! *she grips the seat excited*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: A game?

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Oi. A good one too.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Yeh wanteh hear how to play? Aye... Its a goodin... *she grins proudly*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [gives her an odd look] perhaps... depends on the game

Elisuna Di'Makiir: I say a sentence and you say a sentence. Then we make a story that way.

Elivanna Ni'Alo: We are terrible with stories...

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Like.... "So the great golem was at the magic bean plant, and stomped through the land!!

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [gives her cat a questioning look]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: *nudges her* Yer next.

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [looks confused] why was the golem at the magic bean plant? And why did it wish to stomp so?

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Thas not how we discussed this.

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Further more... we wish to see this magic bean plant... it sounds interesting.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: *she looks to her with her smile dropping to a neutral expression and turning her head like a hinge*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [arches a brow]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: O'right. Different game! *she smiles again*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: We do not get to learn about the golem?

Elisuna Di'Makiir: No no..

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [looks at her cat for clarification]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Hows about I say a word and yeh say a rhyme!

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Potato!

Elivanna Ni'Alo: A potato golem? Fascinating.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Where!? *looks around quickly*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: You said... [trails off looking very confused]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Oh… Hows about a story? heh... *she sighs quickly slightly frustrated*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [nods] is it about bean and potato golems?

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Ahe... Yeh. ... Yes... Yes it .... is...

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Oh good, perhaps we will learn why it is at the magic plant and angry. [gives Elisuna her full attention]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Alright... So the great angry mean golem stomped around the land looking fer the great potato plant...

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Wait … We thought it was a bean plant and a potato golem? [looks more confused]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: And h- . . . . Yes... Ech-

Elivanna Ni'Alo: So this tale of the potato golem?

Elisuna Di'Makiir: *she turns her head slowly to Echo*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: or is it a bean golem? We are confused, Eli Too.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Aye Eli too... Wait... Eli two? or Eli Too... Or... Eli..... To....

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Eli Too, because you are Eli also. And this is Eli [points to her cat] first. And We were Eli once... [frowns]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Oi.. So not teh number..

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [then abruptly changes the subject] Why was the potato golem ang-- [As Sari speaks…]

Sari'mil Danneren: Sari points at Teb. "Bhaalist."

Aearion Caunwaithon: *blinks* Potato golem?

Elisuna Di'Makiir: *jumps off her seat* What! Where!?!?

Sari'mil Danneren: Points at Teb again

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [sighs]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: *jumps up climbing on the top of the tent*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Eli Too... you will fall.

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [glances at the others warily and then looks to her cat] Eli... hide.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Me? Or...

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [the cat takes off]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Eli two?

Elivanna Ni'Alo: You may hide also Eli Too

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Noted!

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [eyes the others] But we still wish to know why the Potato golem was angry.

Aearion Caunwaithon: *sighs* I was interested in the potato golem. *grins* What did you do, throw hot grease on it?

Elivanna Ni'Alo: No... there was no grease. Eli Too was going to tell us a story. About a potato golem and a magic bean plant... and for some reason it was angry. But at this rate we will never learn why [says as she eyes the on going conflict with a Bhaalist and the others.]

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [sighs sometime later as things calm back down and looks back to Elisuna] So... there was an angry potato golem... [looks to Elisuna questioningly] or was it a bean golem?

Elisuna Di'Makiir: *she turns a look to Echo* . . . .

Elivanna Ni'Alo: You have confused us. [says flatly]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Yeh not the only one.. O'right. So what are yeh questions about teh Potato Golem.

Elivanna Ni'Alo: We wished to know why it was angry?

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Beeeecauuuuusssee..... *she stalls to think of a reason why* Its master called it worthless..

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Potato golems could be useful we think

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Well its not actually a potato Golem as much as it is a Golem that is made of Potatos.

Elivanna Ni'Alo: You know you can plant potatoes for food …well... they are food but you may grow more with… well we are no gardener… but they are good in stew.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: . . . .

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Though perhaps not a 'golem' that would seem unkind

Elisuna Di'Makiir: But the Potato Golem dident go to work! *she smiles giving a good answer then forwns realising she starded something new*

Elisuna Di'Makiir: [Whisper] Pssst... Echo... The Bhaalist is right there... Dun make any sudden movements... *she mutters to her side staying completely still*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [nods slowly to Elisuna]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: [Whisper] Mayhaps it will go away… or get killed or… are they more like bees? Bees leave when you ignore them

Elisuna Di'Makiir: [Whisper] Bees? Who told yeh that?
Elivanna Ni'Alo: [glances to Teb and murmurs to Elisuna, sitting as still as possible]

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [Whisper] Yes Bees... they do not bother you if you ignore them... though bees are better clothed…

Elisuna Di'Makiir: [Whisper] Aye...

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [once Teb leaves she relaxes a bit]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Oi! Yeh were right!

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Like Bees. You ignore it and it leaves.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Jus like bees! *she smiles proudly*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [nods]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: She only ran... One hunred feet..

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Perhaps it is not a smart bee. [Thinks carefully on that] Nonsense... all bees are smart… Stands to reason that it is not a Bee nor like a bee… perhaps we were lucky.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Aye.. I have a whole jar of bees iffin yeh like bees.

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Bees are very intriguing.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Aye... Yeh think that bhaalist likes bees?

Elivanna Ni'Alo: No they are not like bees. Bees are smarter

Elisuna Di'Makiir: *whistles getting up*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Eli Too?

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [sighs] We will never hear this story.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: [comes running back after throwing something…] Run!

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Why are we running, Eli Too?

Elisuna Di'Makiir: *looks around* Oh nothin.. Nothin important.. *she smiles nervously*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: We think you should hide… We think you angered the bees.

Sari'mil Danneren: "Or stay here so we can protect you."

Michael Thelissar: Who needs protection? From what?

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Keep Eli Too Safe... so we may learn the rest of the story. [nods]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: *whistles a tune*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: She threw bees at the Bhaalist. Why we do not yet understand...

Michael Thelissar: *chuckles* Were these bees dead or alive?

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Much alive, yes.

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Seems cruel to the bees... Now, Eli Too, you should not be so mean to the bees. And we wish to hear why the potato golem was called worthless.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Mean teh bees? What are yeh talkin- Yeh nae Eli.. Yeh guna give me a heart attack, yeah.

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [she goes back to being rather confused]

Randall Armstrong: "Potato golem? Never seen that. I've seen a sea shell golem though."

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [sighs] We will not hear this story, will we?

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Which story *she smiles*
Elisuna Di'Makiir: Roll Target: Elivanna Ni'Alo Dice Roll for: Bluff

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [the tiny elf... almost pouts] About the angry potato golem

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Hey now, I never said anythin about a potato golem.. *she says wide eyed*

[The two exchange a long look and are quiet a moment]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: If only it was that easy.. *she sighs* What can I tell yeh about the Potato Golem....

Elivanna Ni'Alo: It was angry because its master called it worthless... [motions for Eli Too to finish]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Aye. Sure did. It didin go to work.. Potato... Golem... Work...

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [listens curiously]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Thas about it! The end!

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [frowns]

Elisuna Di'Makiir: *claps her hands once*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: But we wonder...

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Wonder... What?.... *her eye twitches*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Well how do you make a potato golem, much less give it feelings... and what make the bean plant magical? and why was the golem's master so mean? and -why- did you have bees in a jar?

Elisuna Di'Makiir: He was a necromancer put a soul in a potato! and then... and then... *sighs* . . . .

Elivanna Ni'Alo: [arches a brow] We did not know necromancers could do that.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: It was... A potato... Necromancer..

Aearion Caunwaithon: *laughs*

Tomar Goodmannen: One who works with dead potatoes?

Aearion Caunwaithon: I think you're making this up.

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Still does not answer what made the bean plant magical.

Tomar Goodmannen: I've never heard of an undead plant or vegetable at any time.

Elivanna Ni'Alo: or why the potato necromancer was so mean... OR why you had a jar of bees

Elisuna Di'Makiir: . . . . *she looks around surrounded by the horrible conversation she started*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Which suffered contact with that horrible half naked thing... poor bees.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: . . . Hey Echo... *she says sweetly*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Yes?

Elisuna Di'Makiir: I have a jar of honey fer yeh... *she grins*

Elivanna Ni'Alo: Does it come with or without bees?

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Well that depends.. Do yeh like bees?..

Tomar Goodmannen: A pleasant eve to you all, and may you all walk on a just path.

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Farewell Toejar!

Elivanna Ni'Alo: we must work on your speech impediment too Eli Too

Elisuna Di'Makiir: Speech Impedimen.....

[And with that… Two? Confused elves part company…]

// I know its long, sorry, but had to be to get the spirit of it. (Thanks everyone… hope I wasn’t the only one to get a chuckle out of this!!)//

[jeffman_4]

(Talking about the planar home of a Mithril dragon)

Ivaris: It was a nice place though *whistles*. Almost didn't want to come back.

Ivaris: I could see raising two point five kids there.

Lynneth: ...two point five?

Ivaris: Half a kid would have to go to dragon treats...

Ivaris: *laughs*

Lynneth: that's horrible.

Ivaris: I am kidding

[Randall]

A few things lately. *Grins*



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Dwarf Randy who's new shape is unknow to most walks with a new friend on the tradeway and notice Siomir with Rith and Joan. He looks over at Rith, from up and down, grining, and speaks to her.

Randy: "Girl, it was awesome last night, I'll never forget it. We should do that more often, heh. Rawr. I'll leave ye with yer friends for now... Hm.. See ye some other time."

The dwarf and his friend walks away.

Siomir looks over at Rith, grinning.

Siomir: "Rith'alaria, dear one, is there something you need to tell me about?"

Rith: " . . . Don't make me set you on fire."

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Scarlet, who gave the nickname "chocolate" to Rith, grabs Sari and runs away with her, letting Rith and Randy alone.

Randy: "So. . . Chocolate, is it for the color, or. . the taste?"

Rith: "The color. But I'm a sweet person."

Randy: *Blinks*

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Jonas: "It seems that this dwarf know every of us, heh."

Dwarf-Randy: "Of course. You've even seen me naked once. Remember, near Waterdeep? Nari's home?"

Jonas: " . . . "

Merielle: ". . . ."

Aethor: ". . . "

Thedran: " . . . . "

2-3 folks at the campfire: ". . . ."

[ThatPirateGuy]

For the Record... It was Gregor that gave Rith that name, because he adamantly refused to call her "Goddess"...

[Charraj]

For the Record... It was Gregor that gave Rith that name, because he adamantly refused to call her "Goddess"...

Gregor is a good man. *salute*

[Really Evil Pigeon]

Should be noted that even Rith didn't like being called goddess. but the again Gregor couldn't get her as a trophey like he could Scarlett.

[LeslieMS]