Baldur's Gate : The Sword Coast Chronicles : NWN2 Persistent World

In the Underdark it's so lonely you have to RP with the mobs, but that's okay, because these days they talk back.

In the kobold ruins on the surface, I've seen the Imps on level 2 say:

"I summon: Kaedrin!!!"

I'm glad I was playing a melee character when he said that, because if I had to control my mouse to cast a spell I literally would have died laughing.

Bulldog241 wrote:In the kobold ruins on the surface, I've seen the Imps on level 2 say:

"I summon: Kaedrin!!!"

I'm glad I was playing a melee character when he said that, because if I had to control my mouse to cast a spell I literally would have died laughing.

Epic...

BBBBBBBBBBBBBUMMMMMPPPPYYYY

Giants seem to have a knack for trying to eat Hoihe:

Translated from giant : Once i am done with you, i will eat you and you will smell like poo!

Hoihe wrote: Translated from giant : Once i am done with you, i will eat you and you will smell like poo!

LMAO!!!! Omg, next time I play my orc I'm so going to use that!

Silias said in the nexus:
"I got 47 XP for calling you a noob... Isn't that cool?"
xD

roke42 wrote:Silias said in the nexus:
"I got 47 XP for calling you a noob... Isn't that cool?"
xD

roke42 wrote:Silias said in the nexus:
"I got 47 XP for calling you a noob... Isn't that cool?"
xD

Yeah, she was talking to Catam, before we plunged into Passi's event again...

In that very same event, I got sliced to bits by Amnian soldiers, after which I declared proudly: "Ahh..not going to do that again! From now on, wisdom and careful approach". Towards the end of the event, a few of those soldiers cut the throat of a Fist soldier, killing her in cold blood in the temple of Lathander. I charged again, getting annihilated in the 2 seconds of lag I had (more than enough for them to obliterate me).

When my companions pieced me together: "Yes, yes, before you say anything: I know I promised not to do that again..."

Gotta bump the best thread in this forum's history.

Oh, I didn't know this thread existed. The quotes here are epic! Hope to contribute in the future... For now, all I have is game related things my BF (who is Servin here) talk about.


I come home and my BF is playing a drow character in the Underdark. Apparently the player Hoihe has a character there, Clandric Seneset. Servin is always saying I should kill this and that when I'm playing Valge cause he plays evil characters... especially Arwyroe cause he's a Paladin

When Hoihe and Valge were up in the lighthouse in the Beard, he was sulking cause Valge didn't push Hoihe down. Then when I saw that the player Hoihe had a character in the Underdark... playing on that the player has the same name as one of his characters:

Nomster 'Oh now you can kill his character yourself! You don't need me!'
Servin 'True..! wait.. but there's no lighthouses here!!!'

After some adventuring:

Servin 'Hoihe just died' *on Clandric Seneset*
Nomster 'That's what you wanted all along, ha, you happy?'
Servin 'but.. I wasn't the one who killed him!'


I was asking Servin how being a DM works, if you have to know coding etc. He used to play on that server some years ago while I'm totally new.

Servin 'No, you just get some extra menus and can create characters and such. If you keep up with it you could become a DM one day.'
Nomster 'Ohhh! I'd make lots of dragons and plop them down everywhere!' *sounding very excited at the thought of moar draggies*
Servin 'Valge and Hoihe would be VERY busy!'
Nomster '... what?' *slowly getting it while he's roaring with laughter

(Hoihe has the blood of Silver dragon, Valge is a bronze dragon trapped in a half elf body.)

Valge: I wonder what's behind that Waterfall (at the pond near the FAI)
Hoihe: I think water.
Valge: No... there must be something more.
Hoihe: More water? *shrugs*
Valge: oh you... I mean, there must be something else...
Hoihe: Air. *smirks*

Fugue plane meetings:

guy: I got killed by a nasty trap and some monsters
Serenity: I got killed by a demon fart
guy: How ?
Serenity: Well ya see . . . first the demon turns it back upon you ..
Serenity: Then it bends down thusly . . .
Serenity: Well the rest you can gather from there.

Guy was Clandric Seneset aka me


And that was 32 magic damage from a level 5 OUTSIDE chest... that 2 drow + an Imaskari wizard couldn't detect