Baldur's Gate : The Sword Coast Chronicles : NWN2 Persistent World

My very first encounter after I left the safety of BG. The Coast is a strange place indeed.

Ladies and gentlemen, we've got ourselves a genuine dog whisperer here.

Oh yeah them pups talk to me all the time, we're like home boys.

I've also had them shoot stones out of their mouths at me. While insulting me.

scriver wrote:I've also had them shoot stones out of their mouths at me. While insulting me.

I just hate it when that happens, so rude!

*Lillith stands before a Blighter servant of Talona, interrogating him, while Selande stands behind him with blades drawn. Knives and several others watch from the side. The man has just finished saying everything he knows, and claims to know nothing more*

Lillith: So, you are saying that you know nothing else that I need?
Blighter: Well, unless you want to know how long it takes for a snake to give birth
Lillith: Very well then. Thank you for your honesty *She nods to Selande*
Selande: *Begins walking away*
Lillith: That was a "Stab him" nod!
Ylleri: . . .
Lillih: Not a "leave" nod!
Blighter: What!? *Looks around for an exit*
Lillith: Seriously, ruined my dramatic moment and everything...
Selande: *Returns and stabs the Blighter*

WeWhoEat wrote:*Lillith stands before a Blighter servant of Talona, interrogating him, while Selande stands behind him with blades drawn. Knives and several others watch from the side. The man has just finished saying everything he knows, and claims to know nothing more*

Lillith: So, you are saying that you know nothing else that I need?
Blighter: Well, unless you want to know how long it takes for a snake to give birth
Lillith: Very well then. Thank you for your honesty *She nods to Selande*
Selande: *Begins walking away*
Lillith: That was a "Stab him" nod!
Ylleri: . . .
Lillih: Not a "leave" nod!
Blighter: What!? *Looks around for an exit*
Lillith: Seriously, ruined my dramatic moment and everything...
Selande: *Returns and stabs the Blighter*

Most epic post in this thread haha, thanks for the good read hehe.

Hoihe Dacino and the Whistling Wanderess crew visited some islands to the far south-west corners of Toril in quest of a special instrument. There they were met with a temple of Yuan-ti. Within one of the rooms the searched floated a massive green crystal. Hoihe being the only person with great understanding of magic and psionics, was asked.


One of the Crew: I wonder how it floats.
Hoihe: Magic
Max Roguespierre: Really?
Hoihe: Or maybe psionics.
The rest is a bit foggy but I think Hoihe began to explain how it worked in detail but was cut off..


Calinde Elestar stood by Selengil's side as she and Selengil discussed Lilith's staff with the owner of it. When the pink-haired warlock took it out to display it, Calinde looked at the gem that was floating.

Calinde: How come that gem is floating?
Lilith: Magic
Calinde: Really? ((And history thus repeated itself.
Lilith: Indeed.

Well I have no contributions. But, it's been too long!

(X)ercia Dantress (drow - Lolthite - me)
(Ch)alithra Aleval (drow - Eilistraenian - good aligned)

X - You know, I find it very hypocritical of you being the necromancer's lackey. All those tales of your hatred to undead and here you are... running an errand to get a book for him from a vampire...
Ch - uhm... eh... It surely can't... be about necromancy...
X - Oh? What else do you think a necromancer would be exchanging with an ancient vampire from the lower crypts? The newest edition of 'playghoul' magazine?!

Servin wrote:(X)ercia Dantress (drow - Lolthite - me)
(Ch)alithra Aleval (drow - Eilistraenian - good aligned)

X - You know, I find it very hypocritical of you being the necromancer's lackey. All those tales of your hatred to undead and here you are... running an errand to get a book for him from a vampire...
Ch - uhm... eh... It surely can't... be about necromancy...
X - Oh? What else do you think a necromancer would be exchanging with an ancient vampire from the lower crypts? The newest edition of 'playghoul' magazine?!

OMG that's EPIC! LOL's

Same ancient vampire conversing with a summoned skeleton warrior during a fight:



No sh*t Sherlock... You might as well spare the sucking part and the effect will be same...

Servin wrote:Same ancient vampire conversing with a summoned skeleton warrior during a fight:



No sh*t Sherlock... You might as well spare the sucking part and the effect will be same...

Where did that happen?

UD - lower crypts. One of the quests.