Baldur's Gate : The Sword Coast Chronicles : NWN2 Persistent World

Howland Reed shows up at the wall. "Jon Snow! You are the secretest Targaryen prince! Much and more! Lamprey pies!"

Melisandre gives Jon a big old wink and shakes out her hair. It becomes curly and now she is Ygritte. Jon is so shocked his hair turns silver and his eyes violet.

"Aw, you kids!" says Stannis, who was never killed and then reveals himself to be a shaven Robert, before he starts making out with Brienne. He still has fire magic in him so when they kiss her teeth are fixed and she is suddenly very beautiful.

Meanwhile, Bran has taught Tyrion how to warg, and they have both jumped into big strong handsome knights. They are best friends.

Dany descends on her dragons, yelling about fire and blood and the iron throne. Robb Stark and Lady are riding the other two dragons. "Wait, moon of my life!" yells Khal Drogo who is also there. "What if we just move the Iron Throne to Meereen and stay there forever?". Dany and everyone agree this is brilliant and she, Drogo and Daario Live happily ever after.

Ghost who has been watching the whole time stands on his hind legs and gives a very human-like shrug. "Well," he says, "I guess all's wall that ends wall!"

"Oh, Ghost!" says the entire cast, and they all laugh merrily as the sun sets.

Endelyon wrote:Howland Reed shows up at the wall. "Jon Snow! You are the secretest Targaryen prince! Much and more! Lamprey pies!"

Melisandre gives Jon a big old wink and shakes out her hair. It becomes curly and now she is Ygritte. Jon is so shocked his hair turns silver and his eyes violet.

"Aw, you kids!" says Stannis, who was never killed and then reveals himself to be a shaven Robert, before he starts making out with Brienne. He still has fire magic in him so when they kiss her teeth are fixed and she is suddenly very beautiful.

Meanwhile, Bran has taught Tyrion how to warg, and they have both jumped into big strong handsome knights. They are best friends.

Dany descends on her dragons, yelling about fire and blood and the iron throne. Robb Stark and Lady are riding the other two dragons. "Wait, moon of my life!" yells Khal Drogo who is also there. "What if we just move the Iron Throne to Meereen and stay there forever?". Dany and everyone agree this is brilliant and she, Drogo and Daario Live happily ever after.

Ghost who has been watching the whole time stands on his hind legs and gives a very human-like shrug. "Well," he says, "I guess all's wall that ends wall!"

"Oh, Ghost!" says the entire cast, and they all laugh merrily as the sun sets.

Endelyon wrote:Howland Reed shows up at the wall. "Jon Snow! You are the secretest Targaryen prince! Much and more! Lamprey pies!"

Melisandre gives Jon a big old wink and shakes out her hair. It becomes curly and now she is Ygritte. Jon is so shocked his hair turns silver and his eyes violet.

"Aw, you kids!" says Stannis, who was never killed and then reveals himself to be a shaven Robert, before he starts making out with Brienne. He still has fire magic in him so when they kiss her teeth are fixed and she is suddenly very beautiful.

Meanwhile, Bran has taught Tyrion how to warg, and they have both jumped into big strong handsome knights. They are best friends.

Dany descends on her dragons, yelling about fire and blood and the iron throne. Robb Stark and Lady are riding the other two dragons. "Wait, moon of my life!" yells Khal Drogo who is also there. "What if we just move the Iron Throne to Meereen and stay there forever?". Dany and everyone agree this is brilliant and she, Drogo and Daario Live happily ever after.

Ghost who has been watching the whole time stands on his hind legs and gives a very human-like shrug. "Well," he says, "I guess all's wall that ends wall!"

"Oh, Ghost!" says the entire cast, and they all laugh merrily as the sun sets.

You forgot *Laugh track*

Dragons smaggons...give me a nice dagger any day!

The true ending is that character x (x = put your favorite character here) ascends to sit on the throne. Then suddenly dies of a heart attack. Then with a quaking thunder, Gorge R.R. walks up from the sideline. He turns, sits and raises a beer, laughing as the sceen fades to black.

Taking a stab in the dark, without reading the books and watching the show. I'm sure It ends very shakespearean with what limited knowledge I have.

Summery to Hamlet:

Like every other soap opera does

There should have been more...Character Death!



PS- the moral is: the wheel is never broken. However! All good stories need a flashy title and cover! That's the ticket!

/sarcasm

But really, there WAS a ton of good story along the way. Here's to a good story then! Be it short, or...far too long for eight seasons!