Treasure Map

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Kagger911 wrote:"I wil not mind inviting you, as long as you can pull your weight. I will pay two hundred and eighty bags. Unless you accept the offer of coming with."
The Orc grins beneath his hood. "Kunzider it deal. Me wil withdraw anee current an' future bids and... Me suggezt uz mayk suur old man joins on trip tu mayk sure map doez not lead tu nothin."
Wirg to Pug: "Iz lat dun?"
Pugratix to a snarky militia man: "Mmmm. Not yet. I will live for hundreds of years and be heralded as one of the greatest forces of destruction on the face of the world. The only thing you can destroy is the outhouse."
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Flasmix wrote: The Orc grins beneath his hood. "Kunzider it deal. Me wil withdraw anee current an' future bids and... Me suggezt uz mayk suur old man joins on trip tu mayk sure map doez not lead tu nothin."
I for one agree.

The shady moron says towards the orc; before turning towards the old man with the map. Picking into his pocket he pulls out another parchment made of stomach. Tapping the map on his chin he says:

Let us hope you do better than another map holder I knew. Stabbed in the back and left to die on the floor of the broken goblet, not by my hand, of course. I digress, old man.

The shady individual leans in close and asks the old man.

"How much is the current bid, then?"
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*A smile shifts the slimy wooden teeth in his mouth. The old mans eye's are glimmering with greed.*

Let's keep the biding civil mates. Nobody want's to get a body hurt, most of all if it be my body! Savvy? The bid be at, two hundred and fifty thousand coins! Be a body out there that wishes to make it more?
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The Orc grunts. "Diz gentulman bid two hundrid an eightee." Motioning to his newly acquired business partner
Wirg to Pug: "Iz lat dun?"
Pugratix to a snarky militia man: "Mmmm. Not yet. I will live for hundreds of years and be heralded as one of the greatest forces of destruction on the face of the world. The only thing you can destroy is the outhouse."
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Two hundred and eighty, Aye that's more! That's good, very good. I be drinking that away for years! or months at least! Ye Savvy?
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Kory happens to hear the bidding war happening while drinking a fine cup of mead and enjoying the fine smoke of his pipe he calls out from a haze of smoke a large smile on his face to the old man with the map

300 thousand gold coins for the map. I will even throw in a couple of the finest gems you ever saw. The kind that might win a fine woman's favor to go with all that gold you will be retiring on there old man. What do you say call it a bid worth 350 thousand coins with 2 canary diamonds of the finest quality and a star sapphire that would make even the deepest blue sea seem shallow in comparison?

As he bids he looks to the orc who wants to come with and talks to him as well

To you there orc friend I say you are welcome and if anyone care to outbid my bid I have currently that you should help out and I will personally guarantee you get first pick of that treasure when we get to it. What say you? Help me win this bid by being willing to bid up to another 250 thousand that you had previously bid to make sure we win it all there?

He takes a long drink of his mead then a hearty pull of the pipe as he waits for an answer from the two
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The Orc rubs his chin in thought, recognizing the man from months back. "Rule 3, nevur pay muur fur sumtin den hav to. If lat biddin 350... Me even it out to five hundrid tutal" The idea of first pick greatly interests him.
Wirg to Pug: "Iz lat dun?"
Pugratix to a snarky militia man: "Mmmm. Not yet. I will live for hundreds of years and be heralded as one of the greatest forces of destruction on the face of the world. The only thing you can destroy is the outhouse."
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The shady fool in the corner speaks up.

"Four hundred thousand coin."

looking around impassively, now seeming a bit agitated.
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"Tutal am kurrentlee five hundrid thuzand guud sur."
Wirg to Pug: "Iz lat dun?"
Pugratix to a snarky militia man: "Mmmm. Not yet. I will live for hundreds of years and be heralded as one of the greatest forces of destruction on the face of the world. The only thing you can destroy is the outhouse."
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"Five hundred and twenty bags, then."

The shady man speaks up a even more agitated.
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"Fiev hundrid an' fiftee thuzand... Unlezz... Well, lat will give me firzt pick of trezhur az well, right?"
Wirg to Pug: "Iz lat dun?"
Pugratix to a snarky militia man: "Mmmm. Not yet. I will live for hundreds of years and be heralded as one of the greatest forces of destruction on the face of the world. The only thing you can destroy is the outhouse."
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Flasmix wrote:"Fiev hundrid an' fiftee thuzand... Unlezz... Well, lat will give me firzt pick of trezhur az well, right?"
"No, thank you. You already raised the price to Five hundred and fifty, I think I'll keep going. Also, I think I will also only invite a select few due to this annoyance. Six hundred thousand, please."
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"Seven hundrid thuzand." He looks over to the man.
Wirg to Pug: "Iz lat dun?"
Pugratix to a snarky militia man: "Mmmm. Not yet. I will live for hundreds of years and be heralded as one of the greatest forces of destruction on the face of the world. The only thing you can destroy is the outhouse."
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Flasmix wrote:"Seven hundrid thuzand." He looks over to the man.
Kory looks to the orc after pulling on the pipe having watched the exchange take place so far

I would of course cover up to 300 thousand of that 700 thousand you have bid for but a chance to accompany you and as per our deal first pick for you. I would say though I can not cover much more than 300 of it unless you personally wish to take fine gems and maybe some items as trade to cover past the 300.
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The shady man would now pick his nose and flick what ever was on it before saying.

"A million coins."
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