"Go to the first black tree, an turn right."
"Go to the next black tree, an turn right."
"Keep going, you'll know when yer there 'an cross the bridge."
The directions Kel gave in the Fugue plane, when Andrid and Kel decided they could make gold "directing" people to the way out. Best part is we didn't even lie to anyone, once! More importantly, we made a bit of gold and enough RP xp to offset our death penalties.
Edit: Another one I just remembered from a while back (can't remember who did it)
Andrid is sittind down near the Fugue spawn, waiting for a res and talking to himself. A tiefling walks up right on top of him and emotes:
*Invades his personal space, in a plane of infinite space*
I thought it was kinda funny.