Baldur's Gate : The Sword Coast Chronicles : NWN2 Persistent World

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Xanfyrst wrote:

Hoihe wrote:


What's the D&D equailent to this? hellballing a fish in a barrel?

MercTroop wrote:I can see it now a Wizard called Jerry creates a live performance show about families.

Jerry: Welcome to the Jerry show, todays theme is wives sleeping with their husbands brothers. Ever one welcome Annie to the show.

Crowd boo's.

Jerry: Annie please tell us why your here today.
Annie: I'm here to tell me husband I'm leaving him for his brother.
Jerry: How did this all happen?
Annie: His brother knows how to treat a lady.
Jerry: Well lets bring his brother Tim on stage.

Crowd boo's as Tim comes on stage giving people middle finger.
Jerry: Tim don't you feel you have betrayed your brother.
Tim: All he has ever done is take, well its my turn to take from him.
Crowd boo's some more.
Jerry: Well we have Allen back stage and he's been listening to the whole conversation.
Tim comes on stage and he starts fighting with Allen, crowd goes wild. Jerry casts a mass hold spell on Annie, Tim, and Allen.

Jerry: Now a word from our sponsors.
Bard walks on stage and sings.
Bard: If your a new to the land and need the best , Maltz shop wares are finer than the rest.
Bard walks off stage and Jerry releases the holding spell, fighting resumes. After fighting stops questions resume.
Jerry: Annie isn't there some thing you want to tell the both of them.
Annie: I'm really a man.
Annie removes her belt of gender changing.
Annie: I'm not really a human, I'm a dragon.
Annie removes her second belt of shape changing turning into a black dragon.