Baldur's Gate : The Sword Coast Chronicles : NWN2 Persistent World

Heh, but they got Brent for good... Likely he will never get his hat ... unless <insert evil thought here>

Shalinee: You made him undress?
Aikura: I had to inspect his gear.
Aikura: *realises what she just said*
Aikura: Er, I mean his equipment.
Shalinee: ...
Aikura: Gah.
Aikura: //Damn it, there is no clean way to say that!
Aikura: You know, his things!
Shalinee: *rolls around on the floor laughing*

We were discussing a way to have some of the theater doors automatically close after a time; there's a script that does it, but IC reasons are always better!



You know it's true!

VanillaRose wrote:We were discussing a way to have some of the theater doors automatically close after a time; there's a script that does it, but IC reasons are always better!



You know it's true! :P

YUS!
GNOME!
YU KNO YU LUFF US!

When one of his companions was addressed as a wild elf, my character John Buckturner, being the biggest bumpkin alive that he is asked...

John : Wil' Elf? Wha' ye mean Wil' Elf? Ye sayin' ther'd be domesticated elves?
Wild Elf : Suppose Sun-Elves would be domesticated.
John : Hoowee! Yer tellin' me tha' there'd be elf farms? Ah ain' eva figured!
Moon Elf : *facepalm*

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John : Me pa had this dwarf rien' o' 'is tha' visited us all tha' time. Name be ol' Turk.. 'E told meh tha' all elves be women an' they 'ave babies wit' trees.

Leo: I've never quite understood the concept of facial hair. All it does is scratch the lady's face.
Kaden: *shrugs* You'd understand the female's side of the matter better than us.
Leo: I could ask some finger wiggler to grow me a beard and then I come nuzzle your face for a day.
Kaden: . . . No.
Deristan: I wouldn't mind! Wait, what?
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Leonia explains the dangers of making love to a hin as a human, using enlarge-person potions without knowing the duration of it's effect.
Silk: Bards are psychological terrorists. Clearly.
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Cat: *grins broadly, showing her pointed teeth* Nonsense, I'm tame.
Faberge: Don't listen to her, she's trying to decieve us. Just nod, smile and give 'er a flower.
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Leo: Men are like toilets, you know?
Man: Huh?
Leo: They're either occupied, or shi*ty.

John Roland: The Fist Killed Eric! They "claimed" he commited Treason and murder!
Ivaris Alomane: What? He couldn't be capable of that... He was more of a Healing Hand

Jaden where've u been?

Missed your posts!

^ Real life, then RPed a little this weekend

Siomir Danneren: So I can't kidnap you right now?

Joan Degaulle: *sighs* I suppose that it couldnt hurt.

Siomir Danneren: Alright then. *grins, and ducks slightly to pick her up over a shoulder* ...Now *pulls out his darkened spectacles and dons them* Lets party.

Myhunm Kren: Myhun walks out of the cave, messily dressed. He flops down besides Gareut. "Vhat a woman..."

Randallonna Armstrong: *She comes out from there, she seems to be exhausted. Her hair is quite wet.... Or something. She walks strangely too.*

Gareut Hellstorm: *He offers one of his coin purses to Myhun.* Burn in hell...

Randallonna Armstrong: I need to go swimming now.

Myhun Kren: "Enjoy it my love. You missed out on a good time Gareut."

Somehow I feel sick...