Baldur's Gate : The Sword Coast Chronicles : NWN2 Persistent World

Here is the translation :

A watch in Britanny

..

This watch can never be in advance


Operating principle :

Enter in a bar, order an ale and place the receipt on the nail placed on the center of the dial.

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To know what time is it, look at the receipt.

If you think your watch is slow, order another ale, your watch will be showing the correct time again.

Above one is epic.

For those of you who love riddles:

Where's the cat?

I just love memes

At first I was like...



But then I was...

OMG!

Trolling level: 30

Seagulls on laxatives

But it's nothing compared to the thing when we visited a park with some friends to practice some staff forms... I got bored of them always messing up so I randomly began to use the staff as a Greatsword and take a swing atthem... We gathered quite a crowd and even broke the improvised branch staff one of the new guys used. The park is infront of a temple so a priest came out going "The heck is just going on" as we swung away. People thought we were entertaining and asked for signatures.

I need to get back to the swing of things faster for the slim chance of finding Kenshin's Jaufre character, and having this confrontation with one of my NPCs.



I honestly believe our conversation would go exactly like that - except you substitute the rat or the human for elf and for orc, and the philosophers for Forgotten Realms sages.

In this picture, we have stevebarracuda as Conan, and Maverick40 as man with large bludgeoning tool.

I hop you're not really mad Mav...I was just commenting, as we are all free to do. Peace, love and Elves forever!!!!

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Don't ask why he's breakdancing in a cantina.