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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:53 pm
by LeslieMS
I like magicians. Modern day charlatans with a few not so modern tricks. They amuse me.
This first one... you can see something splashing in the water in front of his feet each 'step' if he raises his foot too high. Willing to bet he has something on to help him displace water better, like those bugs with wide feet.
The last two tricks... I was very amused by. Especially toward the end. "You asked for it!"
I used to try to figure these out... but sometimes it is just more fun to realize that these folks are EXPERTS at pick pocket and slight of hand!
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:03 pm
by Hoihe
Sleight of Hand
Tumble
Perform!
The entertainment skills!
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:20 pm
by Passiflora
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:39 pm
by Valefort
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:50 pm
by Simian
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:06 pm
by LeslieMS
I'm so doing this... Especially Windex and Mayo. It'll be great!
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:46 pm
by Simian
LeslieMS wrote:I'm so doing this... Especially Windex and Mayo. It'll be great!
*Imagines you eating vanilla pudding out of the mayo jar, people stopping and asking how can you do it, which reply by whipping up the gatorade windex bottle and sprinkling it to your mouth... and saying; rather easily.*
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:22 am
by Mastermind
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:45 pm
by Hoihe
Hülye = Stupid, idiot, Silly.
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:47 am
by Ivan38Rus
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:31 am
by Ivan38Rus
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:49 am
by Hoihe
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:51 am
by Hoihe
O.o
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:16 am
by Lautreamont
Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 4:13 pm
by Hoihe
A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Gold Dust Twins are coming" and I had to smile. "
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin."
"Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself."
"BUT....when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident." I couldn't help not laughing out loud."
"Case Dismissed" said the Judge.
