Baldur's Gate : The Sword Coast Chronicles : NWN2 Persistent World

Valefort wrote:

Not difficult at all...if you listen to bad metal =P

I found it amusing enough for this thread, the fact that no matter how hard you try...

There is no killing the Friendly Arms campfire!

Place blown to bits? Stand in the crater!

WeWhoEat wrote:I found it amusing enough for this thread, the fact that no matter how hard you try...

There is no killing the Friendly Arms campfire!

Place blown to bits? Stand in the crater!

Lol

DM's traced a server rule breaker

^ I don't know about the other DMs, but I always wear my game face when enforcing server rules. I also have all of the other DMs on speed dial for Baldur's Gate emergencies.

The following is a dramatization of real events.

"Hello?"

"DMogorgon? It's Maecius. I need backup. I've got a player named 'Harry Potter' running around Beregost."

"... What? Maecius? What are you talking about? It's four in the morning. I work tomorrow."

"DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! He's not even a wizard, ogorgon!"

*Dial tone.*

"Hello? Hello? Do you copy, ogorgon? Must have lost the connection. I better call him back."

Harry Potter, and not even a wizard? That calls for a ban hammer!

Maecius wrote:The following is a dramatization of real events.

"Hello?"

"DMogorgon? It's Maecius. I need backup. I've got a player named 'Harry Potter' running around Beregost."

"... What? Maecius? What are you talking about? It's four in the morning. I work tomorrow."

"DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! He's not even a wizard, ogorgon!"

*Dial tone.*

"Hello? Hello? Do you copy, ogorgon? Must have lost the connection. I better call him back."

Oh yeah, but ogorgon wasn't picking up, so you called me. And then when we got to "Harry Potter's" house, the battering ram broke and we needed to call in a new one to bust down his door. And then when we finally found him hiding under the bed, he said he didn't do it, so we smashed a jar of angry hornets over his head!

*sigh of satisfaction* Justice.

An entertaining and compelling defense of video games:

http://www.sophiehoulden.com/can-art-be-games/

Oh, my girlfriend asked me to go to the arcade with her. No, she doesn't want to play dance, dance revolution or anything, she just wants to whoop my behind in any fighting or racing game...

Oh, my girlfriend asked me to go to the arcade with her. No, she doesn't want to play dance, dance revolution or anything, she just wants to whoop my behind in any fighting or racing game...

Did you roll for Epic Companion?

I know right?

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Simian... girlfriend... Simian... girlfriend...


Hmmmm

Ivan38Rus wrote:Simian... girlfriend... Simian... girlfriend...


Hmmmm

Guys, I think this means Simian is cool now.