Baldur's Gate : The Sword Coast Chronicles : NWN2 Persistent World

if we go the loooooooooong way today here is my favourite....

They look alike, yes?

Now answer this question, which looks manlier?

Do Mum a big favor, because she has lots of stuff to do:

When you are going to post these very funny pictures (because they are really funny and I do enjoy the humor) Please do the following:

Edit out the swear words... Especially the F-word, extreme racial and political/social slurs. Replace them with something more PG-13. Or leave it blanked out.

This can be done with Paint or any other image editing program. If you don't have one Here is a handy Link:

http://pixlr.com/editor/

Then save the EDITED image and insert in this amusing thread...

I would ask nicely that anyone who has images with swear words and such take time to edit their own posts. However, after a few days, I will be removing images that contain such words.

Thank you very much.

Mum

I've been addicted to this video series.. "Guile Theme Goes With Everything!"

It really, really does. Here's a sample.



Thank you, Street Fighter.

Reaver34567 wrote:I've been addicted to this video series.. "Guile Theme Goes With Everything!"

It really, really does. Here's a sample.



Thank you, Street Fighter.

It might not be as funny if you weren't there... But OMG!!





They came back too! Asking who won!




Thanks guys, haven't laughed so hard in a while.

Tools in my garage explained.

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light . Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh Crap!'

SKIL SAW: A portable cutting tool I use to make studs too short.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS: I use pliers to completely round off bolt heads. Then here comes the vise grips. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race.

TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes , trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: My tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally I use these to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms. I own a lot of vise grips.

PRY BAR: A tool I use to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER: A tool I use to make hoses too short.

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent to what object I am trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

SON-OF-A-GUN TOOL: (A personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a Gun!' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

Hope you found this informative.

This is how bards should be treated.

Don't harass the angry kitten, baby!

dzidek1983 wrote:

That made my day...

Technical humor is the best.