Baldur's Gate : The Sword Coast Chronicles : NWN2 Persistent World

Wooo! 2 Marjo qoutes!

*in the Underdark, as the group is getting pumped about a bloody hunt*

Kaltyra GreyFang: *Barrels down the tunnels*
Randy Armstrong: Let's smell some arses that are worth kickin'!"
Marjolaine De Rose: Smel-...wait, what?
Glenfidok: *sniffs*

*just having finished slaying the Balor and cracking the chests, Charraj is drooling over the huge pile of gold.*
Charraj: Damn.
Charraj: That's a lot of gold.
Charraj: *takes more gold*
Charraj: *and more*
Tomar: It is.
Tomar: We'd need all the Ironfaars and most of the elves to carry it all down from here
Tomar: Or three hin.
Zoe: *snickers*

In the Underdark on the spire of Sshamath, Kaltyra and Eo:

K: "Why are you wearing helmet?"
E: "Ever heard the goblins aim at your kneecaps? That's a lie...[continued unrelated quote]"

Charraj Cain: Wow, my teleportation spell didn't make me throw up! I just have to be super pissed at Valerius!! *smiling happily*

Sir Jonas Rokranon: . . .

It's not RP, taken from msn, but it's funny!

ThatPirateGuy says (08:31):
Meh, Campfire's dead now.
Noone sits and RP's anymore.
Mainly because when people gather there, Rith shows up.
And noone likes Rith.

My life is now complete.

What did you do for her!? You beast!

Okay... So this one is kind of long. Sorry. Makes up for me not posting much as far as funny stuff. A few things to consider as you read...

**It was two am...
**I had a couple of drinks IRL... thought at first the conversation was the result of a sudden inexplainable lack of my ability to hold my liquor [Fortunately that was not the case... Everyone is just nuts]...
**There was an amusing OOC conversation about flirting with a married saint earlier today...
**Picture books are evil... All Gregor's fault... poor Kat...
**Wizards Are Nuts. Although ... to his credit... Scarlett had thrown spoons at him, and Katiya threw several rocks... which -may- have had something to do with it.

Now that said. I give you what is one of the oddest conversations I have ever had in my time here... Meri approached the merchant camp... after the flaming chicken incident

Saint Merielle Silene: [smiles and nods]

Charraj Cain: *smiling at Meri* Hey Meri. You look absolutely radiant tonight.

Saint Merielle Silene: Hello dears. How is everyone?

Katiya Aeseph: *Clutches the book like it's her only way to live*

Charraj Cain: Radiant.

Catam: Saint Meri!

Saint Merielle Silene: … [smiles] Thank you…

Charraj Cain: No need to stand on formalities, Catam.

Saint Merielle Silene: Hello Catam.

Jake: *Nods to Meri.* Fairly well, thanks.

Catam: er.. um.. I mean, hello, Meri

Charraj Cain: See? You did it yourself.

Saint Merielle Silene: [arches a brow and eyes the group...] Is... everything... alright?

Zoe: *nods* Just a few flaming chickens.

Jero: *he rubs his neck*

Charraj Cain: Just welcoming a new Weave Guardian into the fold.

Zoe: Oh, and the... yea..

Katiya Aeseph: *Trembles, trying to read the book*

Catam: chickens.... --shudders--

Charraj Cain: Damn politics in the Council had him confused.

Saint Merielle Silene: Language Charraj. Flaming Chickens? [arches a brow]

Charraj Cain: Oh yeah, and the demonic chickens. Language?

Zoe: *wags finger at Charraj* Yes, Charraj

Charraj Cain: I know nine, at last count.

Zoe: No swearing!

Jero: *he snickers*

Charraj Cain: What about you?

Jake: I think she's sayin she wants you to speak in Elven, Charraj.

Charraj Cain: Oh, swearing. Sorry, Meri. Won't happen again.

Saint Merielle Silene: [nods]

Katiya Aeseph: E-eight. Charraj. I'm c-close.

Charraj Cain: Hey, nice. Um, you okay?

Saint Merielle Silene: [glances to Kat] Yes, are you alright dear?

Katiya Aeseph: Y-yeah . . fine. *Obviously not*

Saint Merielle Silene: I have some ginger... and some chamomile [eyes her] Are you certain you are alright?

Zoe: *looks to Katiya* You need to carve somethin? *motions to the bench*

Katiya Aeseph: *Lifts the book up a little* R-reading'll do.

Charraj Cain: Anyways. So yeah.

Saint Merielle Silene: Has anyone seen Siomir or Jonas?

Charraj Cain: Please, Jake. Feel free to wear the cloak if you want. I saw Jonas earlier. Strapping fellow. Delicious muscles.

Saint Merielle Silene: [blinks at Charraj]

Charraj Cain: I heard you two were married at one point? Lucky lady.

Saint Merielle Silene: What? [looks on in muted shock]

Charraj Cain: I don't know. Maybe I heard wrong.

Saint Merielle Silene: Jonas is my brother... Tessian is my husband…

Catam: --blinks at Charraj--

Charraj Cain: Uh right. Brother. Same difference. Tessian? Lucky guy. *WINKS*

Saint Merielle Silene: Are you feeling well?

Catam: Charraj! Be respectful!

Charraj Cain: I'm feeling great!

Saint Merielle Silene: [nods not looking all that convinced]

Charraj Cain: Mia likes me (or tolerates me, anyways), and my teleporting is finally going off without making me vomit! Everything's coming up Charraj! *smiles*

Saint Merielle Silene: ... Well that is... very good to hear.

Charraj Cain: Even better to live! Also, this other woman kissed me. I think she likes me.

Saint Merielle Silene: Charraj... are you sure you are well?

Katiya Aeseph: S-scarlett, Charraj, and I th-think she nearly stabbed you too.

Saint Merielle Silene: Roll Target: General Area
DMFI Dice Roll for: Heal Mod: 57 TOTAL: 58
Saint Merielle Silene: [just... blinks... at Charraj… assumes the wizard lost his mind…]

Charraj Cain: *smiling at Meri* Yeah. So.

Saint Merielle Silene: Catam... did he get hit in the head?

Catam: We did fight a Balor recently

Saint Merielle Silene: Was he injured?

Jake: Did I miss a rock someone threw at him?

Catam: We all were injured to some degree

Katiya Aeseph: I-I hit him with a few earlier, J-Jake.

Saint Merielle Silene: Roll Target: Charraj Cain
DMFI Dice Roll for: Heal Mod: 57 TOTAL: 61
Saint Merielle Silene: [looks him over again] seems alright... enough... for a wizard. Catam... perhaps he needs sleep? or... less sugar?

Zoe: Needs to stop bumpin his head..

Saint Merielle Silene: ... or something. Make sure he doesn't get hurt… anymore... hmm?

Nalil De Morte: a tougher helmet maybe..

Saint Merielle Silene: [smiles] Mercy keep you all... And keep you well. [eyes Charraj, Katiya and a few others...]

Randall wrote:Randall is trying on her new disguise.

Randall: How do I look like with that on, love?

Marjo: Look like about to steal my purse.

A few days later, Randy talking with Jonas, dangerously near Baldurs gate.

Randall: "Hey there, mighty Jonny."

Jonas: "Randy, you looks like a criminal in that outfit."

Randall: "What?"

((We can trust him. All warlocks are chaotic good rebels struggling against their evil kin, don't you know?))

-Victor the Gardener, to his allies.

"I'm a pretty princess...but I don't like incest." --Ceres the Bard

Earlier today.

A hafling, followed by two goblins holding explosive materials runs toward Marjolaine, Randy and an orc who are talking togeter. As the tree glances at the litle fella, the goblins explodes behind him. The lil' guy falls on the ground.

Two adventurers passing by: "We need to take him to the temple, he needs a raise!"

Randall: The tall woman fills a bucket of water and throws it on the hin's head. "He's alive, heh."

((I just love my wand of resurection renamed -Bucket of water-. It came in handy today. ))

Jeanne: "Who hasn't dined on there own species when times are tough?"

Rith: "To perish be the more noble thing to do....woman trying to hard to be evil"