Corn Fed - The Story of John Buckturner
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:11 am
Ah' can' read an' ah surein' can' writ' bu' ahstill like ta think back on things tha' been happenin' in ma life an' so ah been thinkin'
Ah left home bou' two moons ago, me ma an' pa told me tha' ah need ter go ou' an' find me a life ou'side o' Red Larch an' make me a good ol' livin' ter si' a' the tables o' nobles an' ta drink o' fine wine 'stead o' this 'ere country bumpkin drink.
Ah arrived 'ere in Baldur's Gate bou' two days, walkin' aroun' an' checkin' ou' tha' city an' the area... course then ah been hearin' o' bandits an' wha'no' killin' innocents an' takin' there money... now iffin' me pa taugh' me anythin'.. It surein' be how ter figh' an' me ma surein' taugh' me how ter be a proper man..an' bein' wit' them teachins... Ah couldn' jus' le' them bandits ter make game o' honest livin' folk..ah had ter teach em a lesson o' manners.
Ah' traveled inter tha' woods an' fough' me way through them bandits an' wolves an' wha'not, made me a good bi' o' gold while ah was a' it too. Ah surein' showed them a few things bou' manners an' made me a profit too!
Ah' raided a cave full o' kobolds too, showed them lil' thievin lizards jus' 'ow strong ma farmhandlin' hands be.. Ah showed em a lil' sumthin' sumthin'..surein' did.
Turns ou' them kobolds be workin' wit demons an' somethin' folk call bladelin'... Ah wen' in thar an' lay down tha smack on them arses alrigh'
Ye jus' wai' till ma an' pa hears bou' all this I'd been doin'... surein' will writ' em...soon as I be findin' someone ter teach me how ter read an' write.
Ah left home bou' two moons ago, me ma an' pa told me tha' ah need ter go ou' an' find me a life ou'side o' Red Larch an' make me a good ol' livin' ter si' a' the tables o' nobles an' ta drink o' fine wine 'stead o' this 'ere country bumpkin drink.
Ah arrived 'ere in Baldur's Gate bou' two days, walkin' aroun' an' checkin' ou' tha' city an' the area... course then ah been hearin' o' bandits an' wha'no' killin' innocents an' takin' there money... now iffin' me pa taugh' me anythin'.. It surein' be how ter figh' an' me ma surein' taugh' me how ter be a proper man..an' bein' wit' them teachins... Ah couldn' jus' le' them bandits ter make game o' honest livin' folk..ah had ter teach em a lesson o' manners.
Ah' traveled inter tha' woods an' fough' me way through them bandits an' wolves an' wha'not, made me a good bi' o' gold while ah was a' it too. Ah surein' showed them a few things bou' manners an' made me a profit too!
Ah' raided a cave full o' kobolds too, showed them lil' thievin lizards jus' 'ow strong ma farmhandlin' hands be.. Ah showed em a lil' sumthin' sumthin'..surein' did.
Turns ou' them kobolds be workin' wit demons an' somethin' folk call bladelin'... Ah wen' in thar an' lay down tha smack on them arses alrigh'
Ye jus' wai' till ma an' pa hears bou' all this I'd been doin'... surein' will writ' em...soon as I be findin' someone ter teach me how ter read an' write.