*A small sling-wielding gnome wanders around warning people of a potential "serial killer."*
! BE WARNED !
There is a stalking nutcase on the loose my good townsfolk! Twice I was attacked, and several more times was my party, while 'venturing in the orc caverns of the forest...
And not by an Orc, but a human!
His description is as follows:
Green hood, brown leathers of the lightweight variety, a shortsword of a slight purple hue, and brown leather belt with a pouch on his right hip. There is also a small portion of plate armour on his left arm... most likely for aesthetic taste as it only protected a small portion of his very "girly" arms.
A human around six foot, light skinned, tapered beard and goat-tee. He had a very feminine jawline and judging by his pants, he is "lightly equipped."
He attacks from shadows and quickly tucks his tail and runs to the nearest shadow after his deed is done.
Also be warned: He will attack you while you are fighting creatures as he has absolutely no courage. None! After all, he attacked me! Look at me! I'm almost three feet tall! What threat could Click possibly pose to anyone!?
Any one of you before me, barring my kin and the Halflings, could kick me clear over a house!
In closing, I have few coins to my name. However, they will go to the person that brings this man to justice!
*after his speech, Click McClackity jumps off his little soapbox and meanders by, somewhat ashamed. He hums to himself while swinging a sling around himself like someone using Nunchaku.*
[edit1: color image to B&W; Edit2, 3, 4: italics]
