My Life As Chicken
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:59 am
((I just made a rather long story post so before I start I just want to say to the players involved i am unlikely to be online tomorrow to play, but will be on friday
so Charraj and Nathaniel, is friday good to the two of you? if other people here want to tag along, you are also wellcome!))
//well i suppose i am not really good with these journal things, but i feel like this sequence of events are being interesting and as people seen to be appreciating it, i felt like it deserved some info
A couple days ago my character jacques engaged in a conversation with Rhys, RIth'alaria and Siomir, among a few others in the road to the Arm's inn, being the always lovely and sympathetic character that Jacques is, somehow he managed to pull the elven wizard Rhys out of his controlled and calm mental state, wich ended by my, and again i can never say enough of it, absolutely lovable character being mass fowled!!
Now, i as a player felt it wouldnt be as good RP wise just to be sent to elfsong and magically pop out alive again, i mean not this time, as me and Rhys have somewhat of a story of conflict, and from what i heard Rhys had to answear to the fist, so i felt like i deserved consequences too! then i messaged Evil Pigeon and we come together with a solution of how to make me into a chicken!! (wich is by the way it's whats supposed to happen when you are hit by mass fowl, but thanks to obsidian bugs the staff had to change to a save or die spell)
So there I was on my first day as a Hen (i made the spell grant me a sex change, since I felt like it should morph me into a Hen, rather than a rooster) heading to the campfire, fought a couple bandits in the way (luckly nobody saw that, or i'd have to explain my kung fu chicken! phew) then bumped into cavarel avarice, who casted a stoneskin ward on me!! well
as much as i know he was tryng to help and all...flieing isnt easy for a chicken already, now once you have you feathers turn to STONE! well, to sum it up it just got me and my chicken brains tryng to flee up hill by flight and failing miserably and rolling down said clif, due to the extra rocky layer!
Once i Hit the campfire, i found merric mershellow asleep, if i remember correctly he is a druid, or ranger not sure, so as a wild (read domesticated farm livestock) creature that i have become, i was drawn to him, got closer
sat my feathery self nearby him, and BAM! there he was, hugging me as a pillow while he slept by the campfire!
Then some archer, whose name i cant remember (sorry, didnt mean not to), started to shoot me arrows, because it wanted my body, for i am well, delicious...luckly i still had the stoneskin ward!! wich paid off from all the rolling down! (this also led to some not cool OOC namecalling and ranting, but was quickly solved by mershellow's lead )
And then she saw me, i knew those elven lady eyes could not resist my birdly charm, she was fallen for me!! haha Elisuna (commanderkrieg, it is ellisuna right?!) she took me under her wing (get it?!) and took care of me, even as i pooped on her clothes, she was nice to my chicken self!
she took me walking, she gave me countless names, mr fluffly, twinkletoes, lord fingus twinkletoes (that was an elf wich i sadly dont remember the name, but a great rper too, kudos to you!! i had a blast!)
well let me sum this up, because it's getting looooong
to sum this day up, they left me by the farm lands in a nest of hay, for me to take care of my egg! yes i layed an egg!
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Day 2
so, on day Two, i headed to the campfire, and stumbled upon Nathaniel Collins, who took me to the Pig's Den, inside the arm's in, Just in time for Sativa Deathpalm grab me and take me again to the campfire to dine me!
But the gods were on my Side, as Nathaniel made a deal with Sativa and purchased me by the nice sum of 10000 gold pieces (made me feel like a super expensive prize winner hen!)
Then Nathaniel dragged me towards the farmer Jorn, and for my lovely luck, we encontered some wolves, as he pulled his crossbow to fight such creatures, i got to be tucked under his armpits ( as it was the only possible way he could both hold a chicken and recharge and fire a crossbow, all at the same time!!) then luckly for me as the wolves were dead, he handled me more gently
Once we hit the farmer, i tried to show him i was no ordnary chicken, i held with my beak a small piece of hay, and wiggled in the air as it if was a wand, but he did not get it, then i used said hay piece to do a fencing demonstration against Nathaniel's boots, once we made our parry rolls, mine was higher and surprisingly Nathaniel fell to the ground!
Meanwhile Sativa found us and got another chicken, him and Nathaniel started to argue a bit, another person came in, a man with purple robes, Faberger if memory does not fail me, him and sativa, started to verbally harrass Nathaniel calling him a chicken lover!!
then Nathaniel examined me closer, and as he is a paladin he could perceive Jacques tainted essence, wich led to him taking me to the istafari tower to meet charraj, once we hit the tower, Charraj tried to cook me too!
(by the gods aint I super yummy?!) then Nathaniel convinced him i could be under a curse, wich let to charraj Rolling a spellcraft check, and as he is able to cast the spell itself and a couple check to see if i was a sentient being, charraj decided to help, but not before sayng the most precious RP pearl of the night:
*Charraj sniffs the chicken* hmm, whats that smell, is it brimstone?!
*then charraj says* Oh no! it might be an Avernus Fried Chicken!!
that really got me laughing behind the keyboard!!, thanks
so as it stands now charraj is researching a way to revert the spell
Thanks for reading!!
//also if you are part of the story, thought it was fun or whatnot, feel free to coment below : )
so Charraj and Nathaniel, is friday good to the two of you? if other people here want to tag along, you are also wellcome!))
//well i suppose i am not really good with these journal things, but i feel like this sequence of events are being interesting and as people seen to be appreciating it, i felt like it deserved some info
A couple days ago my character jacques engaged in a conversation with Rhys, RIth'alaria and Siomir, among a few others in the road to the Arm's inn, being the always lovely and sympathetic character that Jacques is, somehow he managed to pull the elven wizard Rhys out of his controlled and calm mental state, wich ended by my, and again i can never say enough of it, absolutely lovable character being mass fowled!!
Now, i as a player felt it wouldnt be as good RP wise just to be sent to elfsong and magically pop out alive again, i mean not this time, as me and Rhys have somewhat of a story of conflict, and from what i heard Rhys had to answear to the fist, so i felt like i deserved consequences too! then i messaged Evil Pigeon and we come together with a solution of how to make me into a chicken!! (wich is by the way it's whats supposed to happen when you are hit by mass fowl, but thanks to obsidian bugs the staff had to change to a save or die spell)
So there I was on my first day as a Hen (i made the spell grant me a sex change, since I felt like it should morph me into a Hen, rather than a rooster) heading to the campfire, fought a couple bandits in the way (luckly nobody saw that, or i'd have to explain my kung fu chicken! phew) then bumped into cavarel avarice, who casted a stoneskin ward on me!! well
as much as i know he was tryng to help and all...flieing isnt easy for a chicken already, now once you have you feathers turn to STONE! well, to sum it up it just got me and my chicken brains tryng to flee up hill by flight and failing miserably and rolling down said clif, due to the extra rocky layer!
Once i Hit the campfire, i found merric mershellow asleep, if i remember correctly he is a druid, or ranger not sure, so as a wild (read domesticated farm livestock) creature that i have become, i was drawn to him, got closer
sat my feathery self nearby him, and BAM! there he was, hugging me as a pillow while he slept by the campfire!
Then some archer, whose name i cant remember (sorry, didnt mean not to), started to shoot me arrows, because it wanted my body, for i am well, delicious...luckly i still had the stoneskin ward!! wich paid off from all the rolling down! (this also led to some not cool OOC namecalling and ranting, but was quickly solved by mershellow's lead )
And then she saw me, i knew those elven lady eyes could not resist my birdly charm, she was fallen for me!! haha Elisuna (commanderkrieg, it is ellisuna right?!) she took me under her wing (get it?!) and took care of me, even as i pooped on her clothes, she was nice to my chicken self!
she took me walking, she gave me countless names, mr fluffly, twinkletoes, lord fingus twinkletoes (that was an elf wich i sadly dont remember the name, but a great rper too, kudos to you!! i had a blast!)
well let me sum this up, because it's getting looooong
to sum this day up, they left me by the farm lands in a nest of hay, for me to take care of my egg! yes i layed an egg!
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Day 2
so, on day Two, i headed to the campfire, and stumbled upon Nathaniel Collins, who took me to the Pig's Den, inside the arm's in, Just in time for Sativa Deathpalm grab me and take me again to the campfire to dine me!
But the gods were on my Side, as Nathaniel made a deal with Sativa and purchased me by the nice sum of 10000 gold pieces (made me feel like a super expensive prize winner hen!)
Then Nathaniel dragged me towards the farmer Jorn, and for my lovely luck, we encontered some wolves, as he pulled his crossbow to fight such creatures, i got to be tucked under his armpits ( as it was the only possible way he could both hold a chicken and recharge and fire a crossbow, all at the same time!!) then luckly for me as the wolves were dead, he handled me more gently
Once we hit the farmer, i tried to show him i was no ordnary chicken, i held with my beak a small piece of hay, and wiggled in the air as it if was a wand, but he did not get it, then i used said hay piece to do a fencing demonstration against Nathaniel's boots, once we made our parry rolls, mine was higher and surprisingly Nathaniel fell to the ground!
Meanwhile Sativa found us and got another chicken, him and Nathaniel started to argue a bit, another person came in, a man with purple robes, Faberger if memory does not fail me, him and sativa, started to verbally harrass Nathaniel calling him a chicken lover!!
then Nathaniel examined me closer, and as he is a paladin he could perceive Jacques tainted essence, wich led to him taking me to the istafari tower to meet charraj, once we hit the tower, Charraj tried to cook me too!
(by the gods aint I super yummy?!) then Nathaniel convinced him i could be under a curse, wich let to charraj Rolling a spellcraft check, and as he is able to cast the spell itself and a couple check to see if i was a sentient being, charraj decided to help, but not before sayng the most precious RP pearl of the night:
*Charraj sniffs the chicken* hmm, whats that smell, is it brimstone?!
*then charraj says* Oh no! it might be an Avernus Fried Chicken!!
that really got me laughing behind the keyboard!!, thanks
so as it stands now charraj is researching a way to revert the spell
Thanks for reading!!
//also if you are part of the story, thought it was fun or whatnot, feel free to coment below : )
...I miss you chicken.
j/k, good luck man hope to see you again soon.