Within the Friendly Arm Inn..
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:28 pm
A long-bearded dwarf becomes a regular fixture on a barstool at the Friendly Arm Inn. He is usually ‘deep in the cups’ and quite boisterous with his opinions on the current goings-on, especially if a fellow stout folk makes an appearance. When seen about he is often spotted with a blue and yellow shield.
Various rants can be heard, most similar to:
“Got durned Ironfaars! Ain’t been da same since ol’ Foinus been gone! Run out they homes an holed up in da durned trees?! Wut sort o nonsense dat be, innyhow? Dunt care if it be Grummsh, a dragon, er Bane ‘imself.. I aint fer runnin! Runnin is fer GNOMES! Ye ‘ear dat Bentley“ as he laughs.
“Bah! If’n a war is wut dem blasted darklins want, the stouts should take em one! I ain’t fer givin a half-copper fer wut the longshanks be thinkin either. We aint fer needin em. Git me a score of battle-ready beards an we’ll git em a beatin dey wunt soon ferget!”
“Aint a got-durned reason fer em not ta be back at der own gates!”
And when TOO deep in the cups:
“The clashin o steel, the knockin o heads,
Wherever we may roam!
Just keep us drenched in ale and blood,
And fed with broken bones!
We dun’t need nuffin, an we kint be stopped
We aint no bearded gnomes!
We’re guts an steel, and heart, and fire,
The durn’t ol Brokenstones!”
Various rants can be heard, most similar to:
“Got durned Ironfaars! Ain’t been da same since ol’ Foinus been gone! Run out they homes an holed up in da durned trees?! Wut sort o nonsense dat be, innyhow? Dunt care if it be Grummsh, a dragon, er Bane ‘imself.. I aint fer runnin! Runnin is fer GNOMES! Ye ‘ear dat Bentley“ as he laughs.
“Bah! If’n a war is wut dem blasted darklins want, the stouts should take em one! I ain’t fer givin a half-copper fer wut the longshanks be thinkin either. We aint fer needin em. Git me a score of battle-ready beards an we’ll git em a beatin dey wunt soon ferget!”
“Aint a got-durned reason fer em not ta be back at der own gates!”
And when TOO deep in the cups:
“The clashin o steel, the knockin o heads,
Wherever we may roam!
Just keep us drenched in ale and blood,
And fed with broken bones!
We dun’t need nuffin, an we kint be stopped
We aint no bearded gnomes!
We’re guts an steel, and heart, and fire,
The durn’t ol Brokenstones!”