In only a few days in Baldur's Gate I have witnessed more bizarre things than in all my life's time prior. I have met a substantial number of people thus far, though a noticeable portion of them forget me by our second encounter.
Bizarre though my experience thus far has been, I have laid mine eyes upon some of the most physically attractive women in, surely, all of the Sword Coast. I sometimes yearn to grope and slander them as Pan does, but I sha'n't ever do such a thing, as my service to the High One is much more important than some petty longing.
My eyes grow tired.