Baldur's Gate : The Sword Coast Chronicles : NWN2 Persistent World

Bored silly writing a paper on Hermeneutics, with focus on the theories of the german philosopher Hans-Georg Gadamer. (mentioning this in case some of you are familiar of his works, and can understand my frustration)

Anyone got a funny story, meme or -anything- that can boost the mood of this tired historian?

Looking forward to the evening, need a good few hours of NWN2 today.

Here is a cheesy joke:
A man with poor eyesight walks into a cheese shop, thinking it's a book store. He says:
"Hello, I'm looking for something special. Gadamer?"
"We got 'dammer' and more: we have Edammer!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edam_cheese