The Diary of Drayvie Zokry
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:30 pm
The Diary of Drayvie Zokry.
Leaf Fall 21, 1349 DR
Well, I’m not really much of a writer but there isn’t much too really do in Never castle dungeon. So I guess this piece of charcoal I sharpened on the wall and the vellum I found in the pocket of my, oh so quiet and malnourished cell mate, is going to have to keep me company. It’s not like the bag of bones is really going to care anyway. I guess my first question would be where to start.
Maybe a good place to start would be why I’m in here. Well, the typical list of crimes would be fine, petty theft, larceny, extortion, impersonating a member of the watch. You know the typical drabble that a thief of my caliber would get himself into. Impersonating a member of the watch is kind of difficult to explain but there is a war brewing with Luskan and they offered me a fair bag of coin to infiltrate the ranks and find out how loyal the militia would be if war did break out. So, being a man of business I took their offer. Luckily, the new Never winter lord, Masher I think his name is, doesn’t know about that. If he did I’d be looking at treason. Course, The crime that has me here waiting for the gallows is bad enough. Not like they can kill me twice after all.
I guess since the cat is out of the bag so to speak I can tell you what it is. Not like your really going to say much. Maybe you’ll say something to the guards when they search my cell after I hang. Yet, hey I got to leave some kind of legacy right? My crime is murder. Yep, you heard me. I’m a murderer. Not like it wasn’t justified. That watch member had it coming. I mean all the kid took was an apple, a freaking apple of all things. Yeah the guard caught him. Yeah, the guard warned him to drop the apple and turn himself in. Yeah, the guard was trying to fire a warning bolt. But if he’s going to fire a damned crossbow he needs to check his aim. Personally I felt it was on purpose. Not to mention that guard was rubbing me the wrong way with his holier than though attitude. Always thinking that his shit didn’t stink and that he was better than all of the other rabble that hung out down at the docks. Anyway his “warning” shot took the kid in the back. Hit him right in the sweet spot, small of the back, fourth muscle down. That wound gushed blood like you wouldn’t believe. And all everyone else could do was sit there and watch. The poor boy couldn’t have seen more than eight, maybe nine winters total. Now he was dying and the only thing anyone could do was sit there and watch. I couldn’t believe it.
So what did I do you ask. It was pure poetry I tell ya. I was right there with him when he did it, right behind him in fact. I kept telling him to let the boy go. Even said I’d pay the merchant the copper the boy owed him. But no, he had to go about his little crime thing, the law this, the law that, the (do-me) law hit me with a vampire bat bullshit. So when I saw the kid fall I pulled my dagger and sliced his throat from behind. Perfectly executed if I say so myself. And as I said, that Luskan bred bastard deserved it.
Well, low and behold, when the boy lied dying everyone stood around staring. Yet wouldn’t you know it as soon as I slit that guard’s throat the other guards were on me like flies on crap. So they could care less about a kid that who knows could have grown up to be a great knight or something some day. (I highly doubt it, he probably would have grown up to be a thief like myself or some thug beating bar patrons senseless for a few coppers every now and then, but it’s the idea ya know.) But, wouldn’t you know it, when one of their own goes down, they don’t hesitate to jump on his murderer like bats out of the abyss. All of it is ridiculous, if you ask me.
So now here I am awaiting the hangman’s not. They took my hat, saw the horns, then they swore up and down that I was the one that killed both the kid and the guard. The damned guards said I did it for spite. Said that my horns proved that I was nothing but an evil monster and claimed that if I wasn’t killed now that I would end up killing everyone in Never winter. They kept calling me half-demon. Now that pissed me off, I’m not half demon. I’m one quarter devil, and devils are more lenient then demons anyway. Demons kill without remorse or cause. Hell a devil doesn’t even kill. He actually kind of helps you out. I mean you hear about devils giving people great power and strength and riches and all that. And they don’t even ask for anything in return. What your soul? It’s not like your using it anyway, right?
Leaf Fall 21, 1349 DR
Well, I’m not really much of a writer but there isn’t much too really do in Never castle dungeon. So I guess this piece of charcoal I sharpened on the wall and the vellum I found in the pocket of my, oh so quiet and malnourished cell mate, is going to have to keep me company. It’s not like the bag of bones is really going to care anyway. I guess my first question would be where to start.
Maybe a good place to start would be why I’m in here. Well, the typical list of crimes would be fine, petty theft, larceny, extortion, impersonating a member of the watch. You know the typical drabble that a thief of my caliber would get himself into. Impersonating a member of the watch is kind of difficult to explain but there is a war brewing with Luskan and they offered me a fair bag of coin to infiltrate the ranks and find out how loyal the militia would be if war did break out. So, being a man of business I took their offer. Luckily, the new Never winter lord, Masher I think his name is, doesn’t know about that. If he did I’d be looking at treason. Course, The crime that has me here waiting for the gallows is bad enough. Not like they can kill me twice after all.
I guess since the cat is out of the bag so to speak I can tell you what it is. Not like your really going to say much. Maybe you’ll say something to the guards when they search my cell after I hang. Yet, hey I got to leave some kind of legacy right? My crime is murder. Yep, you heard me. I’m a murderer. Not like it wasn’t justified. That watch member had it coming. I mean all the kid took was an apple, a freaking apple of all things. Yeah the guard caught him. Yeah, the guard warned him to drop the apple and turn himself in. Yeah, the guard was trying to fire a warning bolt. But if he’s going to fire a damned crossbow he needs to check his aim. Personally I felt it was on purpose. Not to mention that guard was rubbing me the wrong way with his holier than though attitude. Always thinking that his shit didn’t stink and that he was better than all of the other rabble that hung out down at the docks. Anyway his “warning” shot took the kid in the back. Hit him right in the sweet spot, small of the back, fourth muscle down. That wound gushed blood like you wouldn’t believe. And all everyone else could do was sit there and watch. The poor boy couldn’t have seen more than eight, maybe nine winters total. Now he was dying and the only thing anyone could do was sit there and watch. I couldn’t believe it.
So what did I do you ask. It was pure poetry I tell ya. I was right there with him when he did it, right behind him in fact. I kept telling him to let the boy go. Even said I’d pay the merchant the copper the boy owed him. But no, he had to go about his little crime thing, the law this, the law that, the (do-me) law hit me with a vampire bat bullshit. So when I saw the kid fall I pulled my dagger and sliced his throat from behind. Perfectly executed if I say so myself. And as I said, that Luskan bred bastard deserved it.
Well, low and behold, when the boy lied dying everyone stood around staring. Yet wouldn’t you know it as soon as I slit that guard’s throat the other guards were on me like flies on crap. So they could care less about a kid that who knows could have grown up to be a great knight or something some day. (I highly doubt it, he probably would have grown up to be a thief like myself or some thug beating bar patrons senseless for a few coppers every now and then, but it’s the idea ya know.) But, wouldn’t you know it, when one of their own goes down, they don’t hesitate to jump on his murderer like bats out of the abyss. All of it is ridiculous, if you ask me.
So now here I am awaiting the hangman’s not. They took my hat, saw the horns, then they swore up and down that I was the one that killed both the kid and the guard. The damned guards said I did it for spite. Said that my horns proved that I was nothing but an evil monster and claimed that if I wasn’t killed now that I would end up killing everyone in Never winter. They kept calling me half-demon. Now that pissed me off, I’m not half demon. I’m one quarter devil, and devils are more lenient then demons anyway. Demons kill without remorse or cause. Hell a devil doesn’t even kill. He actually kind of helps you out. I mean you hear about devils giving people great power and strength and riches and all that. And they don’t even ask for anything in return. What your soul? It’s not like your using it anyway, right?