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How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 1:52 pm
by Maximvs
Write your theories here!

The game of thrones won't matter in the end. The white walkers will sweep across the land and kill everyone, turn them in wighs and winter will forever be upon the land. After that, RR Martin will upload a utube video of him laughing at us really hard, and he will retire in a nice house in the middle of nowhere.

Re: How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:11 pm
by Flasmix
The Whitewalkers are hit with lawsuits for being a racist, discriminatory organization. Voices chime in with "Where are the Blackwalkers? The Asianwalkers? The Latinowalkers? What about the wheelchair bound who cannot walk?". Due to pressure from various liberal media outlets and social justice warriors, they are locked in many legal battles which will end with them paying reparations.

Re: How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:23 pm
by Young Werther
Daenerys and Jon Snow marry and live happily ever after. The end. Disney buys the rights for the sequal.

Re: How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:20 am
by Storm Munin
Arya and the Hound open an Inn together on the bridgespann as a secondary income as they rule the former Frey castle.
Arya being lead chef and the Hound rejecting any customer complaint by force of arms or a wroth baleful stare making you eat that pie.
He stays out of the kitchen though, fires you know.

Bran mind travels the world shamelessly possessing other men and women's bodies to haunt women everywhere.
Confused calamity ensues.
With each dastardly deed done gleeful sound of laughter will pearl out of crying trees everywhere.

Re: How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:33 am
by thids
Dorne: ruled by females
Highgarden: ruled by a female
Kingslanding and the seven kingdoms: ruled by a female
North: ruled by a bastard, yet his sister holds a better claim. The only reason he's in charge is because she LET him. Literally. Who brings his lords under his banner? That's right, a twelve year old girl. Or however old she is
Rest of the world, and coming soon to Westeros: ruled by a female

Every single male character in the book is flawed and/or incompetent in a big way. Including Jaime Lannister and Jon Snow.

Re: How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:11 pm
by Uther3867
how will game of thrones end

EVERYBODY DIES AND A PORTAL OPENS UP AND KOBOLDS TAKE OVER THE WORLD

LOL

Re: How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:54 pm
by Hoihe
Thids wrote:Dorne: ruled by females
Highgarden: ruled by a female
Kingslanding and the seven kingdoms: ruled by a female
North: ruled by a bastard, yet his sister holds a better claim. The only reason he's in charge is because she LET him. Literally. Who brings his lords under his banner? That's right, a twelve year old girl. Or however old she is
Rest of the world, and coming soon to Westeros: ruled by a female

Every single male character in the book is flawed and/or incompetent in a big way. Including Jaime Lannister and Jon Snow.
I didn't know Tyrion Lannister was female and there were more!

Re: How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:58 pm
by thids
Tyrion is an advisor, he can change Dany's mind about a lot of things but he is far from pulling her strings.


And look, don't get me wrong, I don't mind a strong female character, far from it. Brienne is my favorite character this season. However there is a point where it's taking things too far.

Re: How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:49 pm
by DM Pun Pun
Uther3867 wrote:how will game of thrones end

EVERYBODY DIES AND A PORTAL OPENS UP AND KOBOLDS TAKE OVER THE WORLD

LOL
I love this theory!!! :D

Re: How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:17 pm
by Karond
The last shot of GoT will be gendry in his rowing boat...

Re: How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:26 pm
by Planehopper
Karond wrote:The last shot of GoT will be gendry in his rowing boat...
Yep, and as a nod to War Games (movie from the 80's).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOoXwxqeVzg

Re: How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 2:44 am
by Xanfyrst
Thids wrote:Dorne: ruled by females
Highgarden: ruled by a female
Kingslanding and the seven kingdoms: ruled by a female
North: ruled by a bastard, yet his sister holds a better claim. The only reason he's in charge is because she LET him. Literally. Who brings his lords under his banner? That's right, a twelve year old girl. Or however old she is
Rest of the world, and coming soon to Westeros: ruled by a female
Well, then you know the world is going to shit. ;)

*starts running before any feminists catches his scent!*

:D

Re: How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:01 am
by Steve
How will game of thrones end?
With the last episode!

Buh bum, ching!! :lol:

Re: How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:04 am
by Passiflora
I hope the white walkers will win this. They are the victims in all of this. They never asked to be white walkers.

Re: How will game of thrones end?

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 6:21 am
by TheLier
Passiflora wrote:I hope the white walkers will win this. They are the victims in all of this. They never asked to be white walkers.
#whitewalkerlivesmatter