One liners!
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:34 pm
POST 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM!
If electricity allows follows the path of least resistance, how come lightning doesn't only strike in France?
Is the ocean salty cause the land doesn't wave back?
If I use anti-virus on my computer will my computer get autism?
I just bought a balloon for $.50, how much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?
If Catholics only have mass on Sundays, do they cease to exist the rest of the week?
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The instructions on my frozen pizza says to bake for 18-21 minutes; how do I bake something for -3 minutes?
If electricity allows follows the path of least resistance, how come lightning doesn't only strike in France?
Is the ocean salty cause the land doesn't wave back?
If I use anti-virus on my computer will my computer get autism?
I just bought a balloon for $.50, how much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?
If Catholics only have mass on Sundays, do they cease to exist the rest of the week?
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The instructions on my frozen pizza says to bake for 18-21 minutes; how do I bake something for -3 minutes?