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This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:28 pm
by Boddynock
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:40 pm
by Tantive
To find a transmuter.

Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 9:42 pm
by Aspect of Sorrow
Chicken chasah'.

Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 1:02 am
by Bubbajoe
Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.

Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 1:13 am
by Tsidkenu
Because this should be in the Community forums?

Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 2:32 am
by AC81
Because it was trying to get away from my BBQ (it didn't).

Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 3:34 am
by Karond
Because it had had enough with Boddyknock's topics...

Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 3:37 am
by Stonebar
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Shame on all of you!

Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 3:54 am
by V'rass
To get away from Col. Sanders... :)

Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:21 am
by Wyatt
*Saddles up the topic and rides it to the community forum*

Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:51 am
by TheLier
Wyatt wrote:*Saddles up the topic and rides it to the community forum*
Giddy up!

And becuse the opressing patriarchic roosters forced the poor chicken into literal slavery. BASTARDS.

Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:57 am
by Maximvs
Because there was this really hot chick on the other side.

Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:57 am
by Shamshir
Boddynock wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because reasons.

Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 12:26 pm
by Boddynock
Karond wrote:Because it had had enough with Boddyknock's topics...
There is no escape...

Re: This couldn't possibly end poorly

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 2:29 pm
by Montleberry
I am not sure why he crossed the road, but I do know why he crossed the playground.

To get to the other slide.