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Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Stormwind
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 1:57 am
by Hidennka
Beneath blue skies, at the cusp of ocean's foam, a rickety table is erected on the shores of Ulgoth's Beard; threatening to give way under the weight of the items spread thereupon. At first glance, the display is one... average at best. Unremarkable. However, after closer inspection it might well be that there is a diamond or two in the so-called rough. On location stands freckled half-elf of firey hair, bottle in hand, and seemingly nary a care in the world.
A sign reads, barely legible:
"Make an Offer"
Elven Ceremonial Armor
"I absolutely didnae replace the gems with knockoffs."
Base Item: Heavy Armor, Full Plate.
Enhancement Bonus: Charisma +3
Material: Metal (Iron)
Dedicated Boots
"Look, tha' hole in the toe... it builds character, arrite?"
Base Item: Boots
AC Bonus: +3 (AC Dodge Modifier)
Thirsty Falchion
"It wants tae drink yer blood! Bleh bleh!"
Base Item: Falchion
Enhancement Bonus: +1
Vampiric Regeneration: +1
Greater Bracers of Archery
"What? Knife-ears is a perfec'ly acceptable term!"
Base Item: Bracer
Bonus Feat: Point Blank Shot
Enhancement Bonus: Dexterity +2
Skill Bonus: Spot +4
Alacrity
"Even th'dumbest of orc could wield this one!"
Base Item: Rapier
Enhancement Bonus: +1
Enhancement Bonus: Intelligence +2
AC Bonus: +3 (Deflection)
Helm of Gram the Mouse (Item Set - Paladin)
"Another tin can helmet. I found it. Honest."
Base Item: Helmet
AC Bonus: +3 (Deflection)
Damage Immunity: Cold 10% Immunity Bonus
Damage Immunity: Fire 10% Immunity Bonus
Only Usable By: Paladin (or UMD)
Girdle of King Violos
"Curse ye Mudd an' ye misunderstandin's!"
Base Item: Belt
AC Bonus: +2 (Deflection)
Use: Bear's Endurance 1/per day.
Gold Ring of Comedy [New!]
"T'be ignorant of one's ignorance is t'malady of th'ignorant."
Base Item: Ring
Enhancement Bonus: Wisdom +3
Current bid: 26k, ThornsM
Bracers of Blinding Strike (Greater) [New!]
"Gotta go fast!"
Base Item: Bracer
AC Bonus: +4 (Armor)
Use: Haste (10) 2 uses/day
SOLD: 50k, elsteveo
* * *
SOLD!
Mithral Mirror
"What does tha dwarf say? Bingdingdingbelch."
Base Item: Dwarven Waraxe
Damage Bonus: Bludgeoning 1
Enhancement Bonus: +3
Material: Metal (Mithral)
Spell Resistance: 24
Thard Harr's Black Juice. (MFP)
"Of all th'bloody stupid names for a suit of armor!"
Base Armor Class: 8
Dexterity Bonus: 3
Base Item: Armor (Medium)
Material: Metal (Mithral)
Minimum Bid: 400k
Grasscutter
"Trollhunters hate him! Four deaths in one week!"
Base Item: Bastard Sword
Damage Bonus: Acid 1d4
Enhancement Bonus: +3
Ring of Fortitude +4
"It comes with a free fing--wait..."
Base Item: Ring
Improved Saving Throws: Fortitude +4
Longsword +4
"It's a sword. It cuts things, genius."
Base Item: Longsword
Enhancement Bonus: +4
Willful Paladin Helm
"Pure, A-grade tin can quality."
Base Item: Helmet
AC Bonus: +1 (Deflection)
Bonus Spell Splot: Paladin Level 4
Damage Immunity: Fire 5% Immunity Bonus
Improved Saving Throws: Will+3
Skill Bonus: Lore: Arcana +4.
Battle Hardened Full Plate
"It's amazin' teh things people just leave... lyin' around."
Heavy Armor
AC Bonus: +4 (Armor)
Material: Metal (Iron)
Trollsbane
♪ "There once was a farmer from old Flotsam town.." ♪
Dwarven Waraxe
Damage Bonus: Acid 1
Enhancement Bonus: +1
Improved Saving Throws: Acid +1
Improved Saving Throws: Poison +1
The Ol' Razzle Dazzle
"Fer best use, remove sheath and press flat to teh arse of a friend."
Longsword.
Damage Bonus: Electrical 1
Enhancement Bonus: +2
The Black Squealing Mace.
"Odd one, this. Swear sometimes it seems teh enjoy it..."
Mace.
Enhancement Bonus: +3
Skill Bonus: Taunt +3
Vampiric Regeneration: +1
Bastard Sword IV
"Fer when yer only compensating by a hand and a half."
Bastard Sword.
Enhancement Bonus: +4
Ambidextrous Gloves
"Because two hands are better than one!"
Gloves.
Bonus Feat: Two-Weapon Fighting
Enhancement Bonus: Dexterity +2
Mantle of Gram the Mouse.
"What? Dun give me that look. I found it, I swear!"
Cloak.
Enhancement Bonus: Constitution +2
Enhancement Bonus: Wisdom +2
Only Useable by: Paladin/UMD
Regeneration: +1
Lycan's Folly
"Good fer killin' them beasties with teh furry tits."
Flail.
Enhancement Bonus: +3
Material: Metal (Alchemical Silver)
Mithral Half Plate
"Mithral that's half as good, fer half teh cost."
Light Armor (Base Armor 5, Dex Bonus 5)
Material: Metal (Mithral)
Boots of Speed.
"Gotta go fast!"
Boots.
Use: Haste (10) 3 Uses/Day.
Sunkissed Amulet
"Lovely lil' piece what'll make yer mornin's a bit peppier."
Amulet.
Bonus Hitpoints: +10
Enhancement Bonus: Constitution +2
Enhancement Honus: Wisdom +2
Periapt of the Lost Witch
"Ye know, sometimes in teh dark of night... it glows."
Amulet.
AC Bonus: +1 (Natural)
Improved Saving Throws: Mind Affecting +4
Spell Resistance: 28.
Belt of Endless Possibilities
"Curse or blessin', ye decide. Either way, yer a smidge better than average."
Belt.
Skill Bonus: Concentration +1
Skill Bonus: Disable Device +1
Skill Bonus: Heal +1
Skill Bonus: Hide +1
Skill Bonus: Intimidate +1
Skill Bonus: Listen +1
Skill Bonus: Move Silently +1
Skill Bonus: Open Lock +1
Skill Bonus: Perform +1
Skill Bonus: Search +1
Skill Bonus: Set Trap +1
Skill Bonus: Sleight of Hand +1
Skill Bonus: Spellcraft +1
Skill Bonus: Spot +1
Skill Bonus: Tumble +1
Skill Bonus: Use Magical Device +1
Mastermind Belt
"Would ye believe me iffen I said it made ye smarter?"
Belt.
Enhancement Bonus: Intelligence +2
Skill Bonus: Bluff +2
Skill Bonus: Use Magic Device +1
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Right to accept, reject or withdraw a sale is at the discretion of the seller.
Gold/trades accepted. Apologies in advance for IC sass.
Re: Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Storm
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:54 am
by AStranger
A muscular woman trots nearer and looks first the halfblood then their offers up and down.
Eventually she grunts something that could be a "hello" of sorts.
She points at the fullplate. "That armour there - how 'bout five sacks?"
((5.000 on the fullplate +4))
Re: Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Storm
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:48 am
by Hidennka
Mara stared... and stared and stared. After several passing moments of blank expression, facade broke for a bark of raucous laughter. Wiping away the droplet that eventually formed at the corner of emerald eye, she shook her head.
"Good one, lass." she exhaled, a too-broad grin lighting up her features. "Yer goin' ta have teh do a lil' better than that. I ain't runnin' a charity 'ere. Twenty bags an' ye got yerself a deal, providin' there ain't someone what wants it more."
Re: Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Storm
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:06 am
by Progressive-Psy
A well dressed young man walks by with a smile and looks at everything, he then whispers something in the sales-woman' ear and waits for a response
Re: Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Storm
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:34 am
by Hidennka
A wide grin etched through the woman's freckled countenance, emerald green eyes all but aflame with enthusiasm for whispered words. Her own response was one uttered in murmur, chased by the single bat of lashes in a wink. At conclusion, she takes down the sign. For now.
"Sold out, folks. Sorry. Still lookin' fer someone what knows where I can get them firey balls from, though..."
Re: Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Storm
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:46 am
by lum
Overhearing Mara wondering, Juniper quickly sold her fish and moved over to the woman. "
Heya! Did you say you need ... bombs?" The girl enthusiastically takes off her backpack, and shows her a set of nice shiny globes.
ooc :
viewtopic.php?f=55&t=55356&p=698502#p698502
Re: Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Storm
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:02 am
by Hidennka
Drawing back her feet from where they rested on the table and slipping several bars of pure gold into one of several pouches with sleight of rolled wrist, the half elf leaned forward to peer into the girl's bag. Grin grew wider, tugging at the corner's of her lips with nod. "Jus' teh lass I'm lookin' fer..." she would state, offering a tattooed hand in shake. "Name's Mara. I'll be en touch."
/// Will try to grab you in game for some RP!
Re: Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Storm
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:53 pm
by Gwiston
A nervous looking man approaches and after a while mutters a few words.
"I am new here and not quite sure how these things work. But i quite like the look of that light armour you are selling. I will make an opening bid of 20 bags. My name is Jospeh"
20 bags on the mithril half plate
Re: Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Storm
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:48 pm
by Hidennka
The stall is opened once more, though the half-elf tender of previous sales appears to be nowhere in sight; replaced by a grizzly looking man with a crimson bandanna and a ragged beard.
Re: Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Storm
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:46 am
by RedLancer
A blonde man, garbed dark and simply, happens by with a fishing pole bent over his shoulder.
"That helm: I'll give twenty-five bags of gold to spare your table its weight."
Re: Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Storm
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:44 pm
by SpoonDagger
A tall Earth Genasi in full plate approaches the table and points at the longsword +4, his voice rumbling in a deep bass.
"Greetings to you. Thirty bags for the sword."
Re: Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Storm
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:04 pm
by Hidennka
The tender grunts, eyeing the blonde up and down in appraising manner before reaching for the nearby ledger. It takes several minutes for him to find the note for which he searches, literacy evidently a weaker skill than most. Eventually, he grumbles in a low baritone.
"Make et thirty, an' ya got a good startin' bid," he barters, thick fingers scritch-scratching in wiry beard. "Twenty four hours."
He then writes down the bid for the helmet, along with that of the longsword, with a slight incline of his head toward the Earth Genasi. "Arrite."
Re: Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Storm
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 8:43 pm
by Glowfire
A slender woman in a white dress who was strolling on the shore notices the items being sold. She greets the tender with a warm smile, introducing herself as Adelaide. "This wonderful helmet here, I would like to offer 35 000 gold for it please."
[Willful Paladin Helm]
Re: Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Storm
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:18 pm
by The Whistler
A soft-featured calish man, bronze like the evening desert sun, had been observing the bidding with a wry smile. He pipes up with a flourish as superfluous as his exotic garb. "Peace upon you, rafayar. I believe I shall spite these noble warriors by bidding fifty thousand on that helm of yours."
Re: Barely Above Average Wares - Ulgoth's Beard - Mara Storm
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:29 pm
by Hidennka
Glancing between the two at the newly made bids, the proxy merchant's lips parted for a broad grin.
"Fifty thous'nd, as et stands." he nodded toward the well-spoken man.