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Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:06 pm
by Wandering_Woodsman
This is a list of all the weird names for items you've found in your travels. Why was this thread started?
Helmet - Buttock of the Husky Hag
Ring - Frequent Gold Ring of Fanciness
Shuriken - Adult Shuriken
Re: Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:21 pm
by Lockonnow
well i can rename them if you wish
Re: Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:30 pm
by Moltrazahn
I still remember that one ring called "Shar's brown finger".
*shudders*
Re: Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:49 pm
by dedude
Moltrazahn wrote:I still remember that one ring called "Shar's brown finger".
*shudders*
O.M.G.
Re: Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:21 pm
by Tsidkenu
Picked up Dumathoin's Giant Bottom once. It was cursed, too.
Re: Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:25 pm
by Steve
I've actually been keeping a list:
Eye of the Dusty Pride
Bottom of the High Demilich
Boots of the Shadowdancer's Resurrection
Mace of Nightwalker Beauty
Ao's Boil
Buttock of the Loose Dog
Re: Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:27 am
by Pimple
Loviatar's Happiness.
Angharradh's Dedicated Evil.
Re: Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:28 am
by freekender
Re: Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:52 am
by KOPOJIbPAKOB
Belly of the Homeless Skeleton
Re: Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:27 am
by Touri
Vendor 'Xon found the "Mithral Chainmail of Wood" long ago and still uses it.
He also has "The Ancient Light Shield of Curiosity", "The Relieved Darksteel Sickle of Panic", "The Hushed Mithral Greatsword of Unsightliness", "The Weapon Master's Loneliness" and "The Usual Adept's Tunic of Wonder"
Re: Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:45 pm
by A Small Cute Cat
Just saw this one in a shop!
Re: Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:02 am
by Wolfrayne
more than one way to skin a cat?....
Re: Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 10:50 am
by MrPsion
I like to RP as if standard magical item naming conventions are Gnomish, explains everything. Except Shar's Brown Finger, nothing can explain that.
Re: Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 10:53 am
by chad878262
MrPsion wrote:I like to RP as if standard magical item naming conventions are Gnomish, explains everything. Except Shar's Brown Finger, nothing can explain that.
Just because it's gross doesn't mean it's unexplained.... Maybe Shar is also the god of Proctology.
Re: Most bizarre random item names
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:16 am
by joleda
Where do I upload an image?