FAI/BG/Soubar - Epic (Not) Intelligent Ring

[adobongmanok]

A caped man sits down in a stall and says, "Hear ye, hear ye! Have you ever wonder what it feels like when that Bandit you fought called you 'You are as stupid as an Orc'? Well wonder no more, as this ring robs you of your knowledge, reverting your well-earned mind to a lesser state."

//OOC: Ring, -7 Intelligence. Bid starts at 500 gold if anyone is interested at all lol. I'll close the auction at around 3:00am GMT, Tuesday (10/17/17).

[Argumantive]

A hooded man in red comes to the man and offers: "Twenty bags.".

[adobongmanok]

The caped man replies, "A very generous offer. I will take note of it on my ledger."

//OOC: Auction ends tomorrow.

[Brother Bruce]

As a short masked figure walks over you can hear him muttering "As stupid as an orc, eh?" To himself.
"Well now, I think today is our lucky day. I've been trying to find the perfect gift for my wife and here I find you with just the thing I didn't even realize I needed until I saw it. I'm willing to offer you forty bags for that ring there. Also forget what you heard about a wife, this is for me... a gift to myself from me."

He would then be seen loitering about mumbling to himself excitedly, and suspiciously mimicking a female voice from time to time.

[adobongmanok]

The caped man chuckles and said, "I'm quite sure your lady will like this lovely ring. I will list your offer fair mada---sir."

[adobongmanok]

The caped man declares, "Sold! I will now conclude this auction."

//OOC: Auction closed.