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Game Change

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:03 pm
by Zyx
One thing I will miss is the Xvart Shaman's turning into cows.

Some say this was a bug, however I beg to differ!

Cows chew 50 times per minutes making them chewing machines for eating people.

Cows have almost complete 360 vision, that cow sees you and does not approve!

Cows can produce 125 lbs of saliva a day making you wish you did not know this.

Cows cannot vomit so are immune to ghouls sickness gas!

In the underdark the sign should warn people about cows!

MooooOOOOOo!

(And yes this is a joke)

Re: Game Change

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:25 pm
by ZestyDragon
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Re: Game Change

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:40 pm
by Dagesh
Zyx wrote:Cows can produce 125 lbs of saliva a day making you wish you did not know this.
Just to make sure we're all miserable together. I quoted this one for emphasis.

Re: Game Change

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:10 am
by Bad Omens
Secret cow level anyone?

Re: Game Change

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:12 am
by Lanzlo
Bad Omens wrote:Secret cow level anyone?
I can confirm there was a cow level in World of Warcraft.

It was called Thunder Bluff.

Re: Game Change

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:13 am
by Flasmix
There actually is a secret cow level in the game.

It's called DM Soulcatcher.

Re: Game Change

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:36 am
by electric mayhem
That's good enough to shake Wirt's leg at!

Re: Game Change

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:46 am
by NegInfinity
Bad Omens wrote:Secret cow level anyone?
Be careful what you wish for.

Once upon a time I accidentally walked into a DM event where I had to run for my life from a flaming cow of doom that was at least twice bigger than an adult dragon. Don't have the screens, unfortunately.

Re: Game Change

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:24 pm
by aaron22
Don't have the screens, unfortunately.
death is a worth the screenie for that.

Re: Game Change

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:11 pm
by Vartigy
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New season challenge? :P ;)