Please stop Maecius before he does this again
Posted: Sat May 25, 2019 5:47 pm
The following is a transcript from today demonstrating why Maecius needs to be stopped:
Maecius: [11:50 AM]
Did you know that I've actually written a BG anthem?
Charraj: [11:50 AM]
...
If I did, I chose to forget it
Maecius: [11:53 AM]
Found it.
Baldur's Gate forever!
A place unlike all others –
We who play here,
Know
your many virtues well!
Baldur's Gate, you grow
You're always getting better –
Many put,
Their hearts and souls in you!
Thus Baldur's Gate will hold its ground
And ever stronger grow,
While we, who, keep, the, Guard--
Sing Baldur's Gate forever!
Charraj: [11:54 AM]
when did you write this
:|
Maecius: [11:55 AM]
Uhhhh. Like 2010-11 maybe? Not sure.
About the same time I wrote the Candlekeep Blues song (which I also sang and recorded).
October 2010.
Charraj: [11:56 AM]
:|
Maecius: [11:56 AM]
There's the man with red eyes;
Whom they all idolize;
He may wear a dress;
But he's still the best.
Then there's Degaulle;
Who's really a doll;
And Midian Dark;
A scribe of some art.
Candlekeep's crew is
All decked out in blue; -
The best of the best;
Gonna tear you in two.
Alison Schlump;
A name excell-ump;
And Moxarr Koon;
Is really a boon.
Lucavern spies;
And Winthrop bakes pies;
While Valqis the Reader;
Has all men entreat her.
Candlekeep's team;
Nobody can cream; -
Because they're as bright,
As a plate armor's gleam.
There's Nathaniel Dusk;
Who you shouldn't trust;
And Darren Flomen;
Who's angry again.
Then we have Vauk;
A Myrkulyte cock;
And Firavain Arfaeniel;
Who few people know well.
Gotta love these guys;
And all of these gals;
They make Candlekeep
A city of pals.
Charraj: [11:59 AM]
beautiful
:|
Maecius: [11:59 AM]
Thank you! *beaming with pride*
Charraj: [12:00 PM]
but really, you shouldnt have
Maecius: [12:00 PM]
Someone's jealous I didn't do a song about Charraj. *smirks*
Charraj: [12:01 PM]
I dunno if jealousy is the right word
Maybe relief?
Maecius: [12:05 PM]
C is for Candlekeep
H is for Home
A is for the one who'll never leave you Alone!
We sing of course of Charraj, the great and wondrous Charraj, destroyer of the Gate and unmaker of the mirage!
R is for ridiculous, which he often was;
R is for rampage, which he often caused;
Charraj, charraj, we miss you ever so! Because when you're here things just go and blow!
A is for Angry, like the city was with you,
J is for Jail, in which they almost threw--
You are the one we remember as a menace! But, like Dennis, we loved you every minute!
There you go, frand.
Charraj: [12:08 PM]
:|
Maecius: [12:12 PM]
<3
Charraj: [12:22 PM]
I am tempted to post this exchange up on the forums, but I fear it would only encourage you
Maecius: [12:23 PM]
Yes probably.
Maecius: [11:50 AM]
Did you know that I've actually written a BG anthem?
Charraj: [11:50 AM]
...
If I did, I chose to forget it
Maecius: [11:53 AM]
Found it.
Baldur's Gate forever!
A place unlike all others –
We who play here,
Know
your many virtues well!
Baldur's Gate, you grow
You're always getting better –
Many put,
Their hearts and souls in you!
Thus Baldur's Gate will hold its ground
And ever stronger grow,
While we, who, keep, the, Guard--
Sing Baldur's Gate forever!
Charraj: [11:54 AM]
when did you write this
:|
Maecius: [11:55 AM]
Uhhhh. Like 2010-11 maybe? Not sure.
About the same time I wrote the Candlekeep Blues song (which I also sang and recorded).
October 2010.
Charraj: [11:56 AM]
:|
Maecius: [11:56 AM]
There's the man with red eyes;
Whom they all idolize;
He may wear a dress;
But he's still the best.
Then there's Degaulle;
Who's really a doll;
And Midian Dark;
A scribe of some art.
Candlekeep's crew is
All decked out in blue; -
The best of the best;
Gonna tear you in two.
Alison Schlump;
A name excell-ump;
And Moxarr Koon;
Is really a boon.
Lucavern spies;
And Winthrop bakes pies;
While Valqis the Reader;
Has all men entreat her.
Candlekeep's team;
Nobody can cream; -
Because they're as bright,
As a plate armor's gleam.
There's Nathaniel Dusk;
Who you shouldn't trust;
And Darren Flomen;
Who's angry again.
Then we have Vauk;
A Myrkulyte cock;
And Firavain Arfaeniel;
Who few people know well.
Gotta love these guys;
And all of these gals;
They make Candlekeep
A city of pals.
Charraj: [11:59 AM]
beautiful
:|
Maecius: [11:59 AM]
Thank you! *beaming with pride*
Charraj: [12:00 PM]
but really, you shouldnt have
Maecius: [12:00 PM]
Someone's jealous I didn't do a song about Charraj. *smirks*
Charraj: [12:01 PM]
I dunno if jealousy is the right word
Maybe relief?
Maecius: [12:05 PM]
C is for Candlekeep
H is for Home
A is for the one who'll never leave you Alone!
We sing of course of Charraj, the great and wondrous Charraj, destroyer of the Gate and unmaker of the mirage!
R is for ridiculous, which he often was;
R is for rampage, which he often caused;
Charraj, charraj, we miss you ever so! Because when you're here things just go and blow!
A is for Angry, like the city was with you,
J is for Jail, in which they almost threw--
You are the one we remember as a menace! But, like Dennis, we loved you every minute!
There you go, frand.
Charraj: [12:08 PM]
:|
Maecius: [12:12 PM]
<3
Charraj: [12:22 PM]
I am tempted to post this exchange up on the forums, but I fear it would only encourage you
Maecius: [12:23 PM]
Yes probably.
Sharing me at my finest, as usual, Charraj. Look at all that gravitas and manly stoicism on display.
or BOTH LOL
HAHA