Baldur's Gate : The Sword Coast Chronicles : NWN2 Persistent World

Hey buys, everybody's Favorite or Least-Favorite Kitten here, whichever you happen to be.

Got some pretty shit news from the Doctor today. I have diabetic Retinopathy in my right eye, which needs to be treated before I can have a cataract removed.

So Doctor's orders: No prolonged time in front of any type of computer screen for the next few weeks until I can see my Retinopathy specialist and get treated, probably with Laser Surgery, who knows?

So, I'm taking a bit of a break from the server for a bit.

Or, perhaps rather, giving the Server a break from me.

Not leaving on account of any beer or any drama with anybody. I just legitimately can't spend extended time reading anything on a computer screen for a bit. It really sucks too, cause I also can't draw or do anything that requires me to look at fine detail, because I have to put these eye drops in my eyes that cause them to become fully Dilated.

So I'm basically walking all the time now looking like Smeagol.

Anyways, I'll be back telling eerily inappropriate jokes and annoying the crap out of you people before you know it!

Toodles!

---- Love, Kitten.

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope your eyes get better soon.

-edit: Or right eye, rather. Unless the left also needs mending.

I guess thats why Salim couldnt cast any spells in that duel with Valdym. Hope you get better man, I'll keep an eye out for ya in case you get back. (pun intended). Try not to smoke too much of those heavenly treant leaves!

Actually, it's funny you mentioned the Heavenly leaves:

My Doctor today, NO SHIT, told me "The fact you smoke so much weed is probably why your cataract and Retinopathy haven't progressed to the point of being inoperable."

Me: "Wait!? You mean.....I smoked myself NOT BLIND!?"

"There's a reason this shit's getting legalized everywhere."

I actually nearly fell out of my chair laughing.

The drow will kidnap Salim later, then. Muahahahah. Or not. Kidnapping's not a good PR move, right?

In all seriousness, get better soon!

Sorry to hear that.
Get better soon so Salim can return to blow up the Spades' lab.

Psh. Please.

The Drow Kidnapping Salim? Would be one of the funniest things that ever happened!

"oooh! Where are you taking me!? Oh, no, beautiful Drow woman, please, don't throw me into one of your sex dungeons! Not that! Oh, no, the Horror! Oh, the Agony!! Oh the....wait? You guys DO have sex dungeons right? If not, hell, I'm an Engineer...want me to build one?"

Get healed soon and well! And don't trust those Waukeen clergymen. Get a proper cleric instead of those charlatans.