DM Jinx's Events

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Re: DM Jinx's Events

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I put this here for everyone to have a giggle at, a few of you may have already had this, but for those of you who have already sent me backgrounds and haven't answered it, feel free to put your answers in this thread.
Please answer in character as far as possible, without deleting the questions in red.

1. A certain lovable purple coloured dinosaur should be..

a) Held up as an emotive and useful example for children to base their morals and values.

b) Hung from a tree.

c) Hung from a tree and shot.

d) Hung from a tree, shot gutted and draged behind a horse for six miles over rough country.



2. You're at a faire with your significant other, they notice a stand where several dock rats are throwing balls to try and knock a wooden dragons egg of a pedestal. You...


a) Ask your other half to lend you a copper so you can have a go.

b) Approach the stall and give a bit of on-the-spot coaching to the youngsters who would otherwise never be able to hit the mark with their rubbish technique.

c) Skillfully toss a stone over their shoulders without anyone noticing so the egg falls and they win a prize.

d) Decide that you realy are too old for this crap.



3. You don't generaly have an opinion on these things...

a) Which is more than you can say for most thing.

b) But... you're a terrible liar.

c) This recent weather is utterly incomprehensable.

d) And... to be fair it's not that important.



4. There is no fury like...

a) That time you left your boots back at the inn, it's not even like you'd had that much to drink!

b) You never, ever loose your temper, it's too dangerous for your control to slip.

c) Your wife/husband.

d) Whenever you see that one idiot from the market, because you realy realy want to throw a brick at his face.



5. When out for a ride in the wilds you never leave home without...


a) Your oversized, repeating crossbow/balista for those realy agressive deer.

b) A packed lunch.

c) Someone to keep you company.

d) Someone and their pretty friend who can both keep you company. Not that you'd indulge in that sort of thing but everyone has a right to enjoy life don't they?



6. You would never, under any circumstances...


a) Drink alchohol willingly.

b) Not drink alchohol willingly.

c) Murder someone in cold blood.

d) Steal from a friend, even if you did have a good reason.



7. Sometimes you wish life was different, but as a rule you don't normaly regret much, well except...

a) Your last fling with that pretty thing you met during the festeval.

b) Getting that drunk the night before your big day.

c) Killing all those nuns.

d) Waking up and realising nothing has changed.



8. You've won ten thousand pieces of gold! You've no idea why but hells it's not like you don't deserve it...

a) I need alot of alchohol and pretty things with which to celebrate!

b) Ten thousand... If the bloody dragon would move I'm sure we could squeeze that in somewhere.

c) A house, land, a title and children, I can be content for the rest of my days!

d) I need a bigger sword. With blood grooves and whistle holes, you know, the dwarves have been experimenting with spring loaded cutting edges for better control.



9. You like music, well... You like proper music, which is more than you can say for the current generation of bards who quite frankly...


a) Suck.

b) Suck so hard you would rather drown yourself than be seen at a concernt.

c) Music is art, if you don't respect it's form as well as tone and flavour you are not a true musician.

d) Who cares, they've invited me to the after party.



10. The world is going to end, in twenty minutes, just time left for...

a) One last drunken blowout!

b) A sincere and thoughtful prayer to atone for a lifetime of heresy and sin.

c) Twenty minutes... Well, you'll see what you can do but your schedule is pretty tight.

d) My significant other, one candle lit room, and hopefuly not more than ten minutes of lecture, I mean, this is the end of the world.
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Re: DM Jinx's Events

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Tahlisar wrote:I put this here for everyone to have a giggle at, a few of you may have already had this, but for those of you who have already sent me backgrounds and haven't answered it, feel free to put your answers in this thread.

Please answer in character as far as possible, without deleting the questions in red.
1. A certain lovable purple coloured dinosaur should be..
a) Held up as an emotive and useful example for children to base their morals and values.
b) Hung from a tree.
c) Hung from a tree and shot.
d) Hung from a tree, shot gutted and draged behind a horse for six miles over rough country.


[PARTIALLY A] A LOOSE EXAMPLE... AND ONLY IF I HAVE A -LOT- OF TEA.
~~


2. You're at a faire with your significant other, they notice a stand where several dock rats are throwing balls to try and knock a wooden dragons egg of a pedestal. You...
a) Ask your other half to lend you a copper so you can have a go.
b) Approach the stall and give a bit of on-the-spot coaching to the youngsters who would otherwise never be able to hit the mark with their rubbish technique.
c) Skillfully toss a stone over their shoulders without anyone noticing so the egg falls and they win a prize.
d) Decide that you realy are too old for this crap.


ANSWER B
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3. You don't generaly have an opinion on these things...
a) Which is more than you can say for most thing.
b) But... you're a terrible liar.
c) This recent weather is utterly incomprehensable.
d) And... to be fair it's not that important.


B AND D
~~


4. There is no fury like...
a) That time you left your boots back at the inn, it's not even like you'd had that much to drink!
b) You never, ever loose your temper, it's too dangerous for your control to slip.
c) Your wife/husband.
d) Whenever you see that one idiot from the market, because you realy realy want to throw a brick at his face.


E) NONE OF THE ABOVE OR BITS AND PIECES.

A) NEVER GOTTEN THAT DRUNK. B) COULD BE CONSIDERED PARTIALLY TRUE... BUT I CANNOT SAY I -NEVER- HAVE. C) DOES HELP. D) ONLY IF SAID IDIOT HAPPENS TO BE A CERTAIN BHAALIST HIN, A CERTAIN THAYAN WIZARD... OR ONE OF SEVERAL SPECIFIC DROW.

~~


5. When out for a ride in the wilds you never leave home without...
a) Your oversized, repeating crossbow/balista for those realy agressive deer.
b) A packed lunch.
c) Someone to keep you company.
d) Someone and their pretty friend who can both keep you company. Not that you'd indulge in that sort of thing but everyone has a right to enjoy life don't they?


E) I DON'T RIDE UNLESS FORCED. I WALK. AND NEVER ALONE... NEVER AT NIGHT, NEVER WITHOUT PACKING FOR MOST POSSIBLE DISASTERS. AND NEVER WITHOUT FAITH.
~~


6. You would never, under any circumstances...
a) Drink alchohol willingly.
b) Not drink alchohol willingly.
c) Murder someone in cold blood.
d) Steal from a friend, even if you did have a good reason.


C AND D.
~~


7. Sometimes you wish life was different, but as a rule you don't normaly regret much, well except...

a) Your last fling with that pretty thing you met during the festeval.
b) Getting that drunk the night before your big day.
c) Killing all those nuns.
d) Waking up and realising nothing has changed.


E) NONE OF THE ABOVE. EVERYTHING CHANGES... I REGRET... NOT REALIZING THE TRUTH ABOUT SOME THINGS/PEOPLE SOONER
~~


8. You've won ten thousand pieces of gold! You've no idea why but hells it's not like you don't deserve it...

a) I need alot of alchohol and pretty things with which to celebrate!
b) Ten thousand... If the bloody dragon would move I'm sure we could squeeze that in somewhere.
c) A house, land, a title and children, I can be content for the rest of my days!
d) I need a bigger sword. With blood grooves and whistle holes, you know, the dwarves have been experimenting with spring loaded cutting edges for better control.


E) NONE OF THE ABOVE AGAIN. ORPHANS. I WOULD SPEND IT ON THE ORPHANS BECAUSE I DO -NOT- DESERVE IT.
~~


9. You like music, well... You like proper music, which is more than you can say for the current generation of bards who quite frankly...
a) Suck.
b) Suck so hard you would rather drown yourself than be seen at a concernt.
c) Music is art, if you don't respect it's form as well as tone and flavour you are not a true musician.
d) Who cares, they've invited me to the after party.


C
~~


10. The world is going to end, in twenty minutes, just time left for...
a) One last drunken blowout!
b) A sincere and thoughtful prayer to atone for a lifetime of heresy and sin.
c) Twenty minutes... Well, you'll see what you can do but your schedule is pretty tight.
d) My significant other, one candle lit room, and hopefuly not more than ten minutes of lecture, I mean, this is the end of the world.


PARTIALLY D) My significant other, one candle lit room AND PANCAKES. AND E) ONE SHORT PRAYER.
~~


//Never answered these questions... but did find it amusing... =) you can go back to reminding Meri why she should have stayed in... where ever she started out at lol =D
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Re: DM Jinx's Events

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1. A certain lovable purple coloured dinosaur should be..
a) Held up as an emotive and useful example for children to base their morals and values.
b) Hung from a tree.
c) Hung from a tree and shot.
d) Hung from a tree, shot gutted and draged behind a horse for six miles over rough country.

Answer: B

2. You're at a faire with your significant other, they notice a stand where several dock rats are throwing balls to try and knock a wooden dragons egg of a pedestal. You...
a) Ask your other half to lend you a copper so you can have a go.
b) Approach the stall and give a bit of on-the-spot coaching to the youngsters who would otherwise never be able to hit the mark with their rubbish technique.
c) Skillfully toss a stone over their shoulders without anyone noticing so the egg falls and they win a prize.
d) Decide that you realy are too old for this crap.

Answer: C

3. You don't generaly have an opinion on these things...
a) Which is more than you can say for most thing.
b) But... you're a terrible liar.
c) This recent weather is utterly incomprehensable.
d) And... to be fair it's not that important.

Answer: A

4. There is no fury like...
a) That time you left your boots back at the inn, it's not even like you'd had that much to drink!
b) You never, ever loose your temper, it's too dangerous for your control to slip.
c) Your wife/husband.
d) Whenever you see that one idiot from the market, because you realy realy want to throw a brick at his face.

Answer: D

5. When out for a ride in the wilds you never leave home without...
a) Your oversized, repeating crossbow/balista for those realy agressive deer.
b) A packed lunch.
c) Someone to keep you company.
d) Someone and their pretty friend who can both keep you company. Not that you'd indulge in that sort of thing but everyone has a right to enjoy life don't they?

Answer: D

6. You would never, under any circumstances...
a) Drink alchohol willingly.
b) Not drink alchohol willingly.
c) Murder someone in cold blood.
d) Steal from a friend, even if you did have a good reason.

Answer: None of the above

7. Sometimes you wish life was different, but as a rule you don't normaly regret much, well except...
a) Your last fling with that pretty thing you met during the festeval.
b) Getting that drunk the night before your big day.
c) Killing all those nuns.
d) Waking up and realising nothing has changed.

Answer: D

8. You've won ten thousand pieces of gold! You've no idea why but hells it's not like you don't deserve it...
a) I need alot of alchohol and pretty things with which to celebrate!
b) Ten thousand... If the bloody dragon would move I'm sure we could squeeze that in somewhere.
c) A house, land, a title and children, I can be content for the rest of my days!
d) I need a bigger sword. With blood grooves and whistle holes, you know, the dwarves have been experimenting with spring loaded cutting edges for better control.

Answer: A

9. You like music, well... You like proper music, which is more than you can say for the current generation of bards who quite frankly...
a) Suck.
b) Suck so hard you would rather drown yourself than be seen at a concernt.
c) Music is art, if you don't respect it's form as well as tone and flavour you are not a true musician.
d) Who cares, they've invited me to the after party.

Answer: D

10. The world is going to end, in twenty minutes, just time left for...
a) One last drunken blowout!
b) A sincere and thoughtful prayer to atone for a lifetime of heresy and sin.
c) Twenty minutes... Well, you'll see what you can do but your schedule is pretty tight.
d) My significant other, one candle lit room, and hopefuly not more than ten minutes of lecture, I mean, this is the end of the world.

Answer: C
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Re: DM Jinx's Events

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Replies have gone out agian.

Please please please, read the first couple of posts in this thread, I know they're long, but they will help me get a handle on your background better.
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I would like to send you a background for Val'feng in Sshamath
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One campaign draws to a close, it's been a wild ride, I've lost count of how many individuals have had an influence on it, but my sincerest thanks to all involved. It wouldn't have been the same without you.

With horizons clear I'm going to push ahead with my next one, I'm going to need a couple of weeks to re-write it owing to some recent changes in the player population, but I do plan to run some ground-work stuff in the meantime and possibly even some one-shots (shock horror).

Once again, thanks to everyone who took part, I couldn't have done it without you.

For those of a muscial bent, this was the inspiration for the plotline.

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Hello Jinx. I'd like to send you my character background the next time you are accepting them. I hope things are going well.
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Re: DM Jinx's Events

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Send away, the door is always open. Just... don't touch anything on my desk, and don't look Marty in the eye, he hates that.
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A word on "esotericness" and "poigniancy".

A complex character, does not mean a character with fifty class/race templates. A half-drow, half-orgre, undead, draconic, awakened golem, half-celestial, is not in and of itself complex, it's freakshow.

A complex character is one that "feels" real when you talk to them. Some of the best characters I've seen have been simple human-basic templates with realtively basic backstories but with a highly engaging player working his ass off behind the keyboard to make them sound and feel as real as possible.

I am loathed to single anyone out, but if no one here has ever RP'ed with Randall, you've missed out. A highly complex character with arguably one of the most simple premises out there. An abrasive, womanising, bastard. And yet he remains a highly complex and engaging character with plenty of depth and room to grow.

You are of course, free to construct any kind of crazyness you like, so long as it's not "too crazy" but remember, the harder is it for you to "fit in" to a campaign, the harder it is for me to write for you.

Consider your character and how they fit into the world of Toril, what they've done, who they are, and where they want to be. Try to find common ground somewhere and give me a few general hooks.

If you've never left the Ivory Towers of some little-known mage school untill yesterday... that.. dosen't give me anything to work with.

Again, thanks to everyone who's sent anything in, I'm a little snowed under trying to re-write my most recent campaign thanks to a shakeup in our player line up. So, keep sending stuff in and I'll try to get back to you ASAP.

Jinx.
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Since it's come up.

Let me reiterate an important point.

Role play your stats.

This is important because people take the trouble to underpower themselves, because they want to RP. If you min max yourself out, you've made a conscious decision not to do this, that means you have a responsability, as a sportsman, not to unfairly claim benefits from the stats you've "dumped".

It is unfair on those who have constructed a ballanced character for someone to stick 8's (or even 6's) in mental stats and then ignore them with RPing their character.

I'm not saying don't take an 8 (I actualy have an 8 on my own PC), but if you do take one, you must, role play it.

If I catch people doing this, I will be a sad panda.
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Looking to send you the character sheet for Eral'ai Danoscia.
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Hey there, wondering if you still take the backgrounds and such?
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DM Jinx is currently away with leave. He should be returning in a couple of weeks.
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I am currently at home, but unable to undertake any significant work. Feel free to send me stuff, but I'm afraid there may be significant delays in how soon I can look at it.
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I'd like to send you a character sheet for Fosco, for whenever you have the time to look at it. No rush, and I know you've been MIA for a while, but I figured I'd post this before I tossed something willy-nilly into your inbox.

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