~Dear Bhaalists~

[Oarthias]

Two notes are left behind by a seething moon elf. One at the old Banite tower and the other on the side wall of the Friendly Arm Inn. The daggers holding the notes up have the dried blood of the assassins that failed to kill her on them.

To The Cowardly Bhaalists To Whom This Concerns,

This is "the hard to kill elf and her boots" telling you that you failed to kill her and to fark off. We find your list cowardly and insulting. You are done crossing people off of your list or we shall make your life harder then you could ever imagine. Disreguard this and your head will be on the top of my list.

Love,
~Elf In Boots

[Oarthias]

** tags a ps onto the notes after the other attempt*

Missed again!
Love,
Elf In Boots

[broham1]

A small hin smoking a ornate pipe walks by and sees the message. He exhales a large cloud of smoke perfuming the air with a stout aroma.

"This...elf...should watch how she speaks of Him. She may bite off more than she can handle..."

The hin waves his hand and the smoke from his pipe darkens and swirls about his form, enveloping him. When the smoke fades nothing is left but a bloody handprint on the base of the note...

[DM Protector]

** tags a ps onto the notes after the other attempt*

Missed again!
Love,
Elf In Boots

The previously pinned letters are now drenched in fresh blood. A single, new message is pinned atop them.