Steve! Do you feel like rolling up a sten like character?
A few NEW ha ha's worth
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Hoihe
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
For life to be worth living, afterlife must retain individuality, personal identity and memories without fail - https://www.sageadvice.eu/do-elves-reta ... afterlife/
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
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DrowChyld
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Andreava Windsong - Champion druidess of Rillfane Rallathil, Circle of Shadowleaf
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WE WANT OWLBEARS My new login handle is Natural 20s
♥ A PROUD SPONSOR OF OWLBEARS EVERYWHERE ♥
WE WANT OWLBEARS My new login handle is Natural 20s
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Hoihe
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
All of these are Baldur's Gate quotes:
Protagonist: Sorry, Aldeth, but we're siding with the druids. They have this great Aloe-Vera balm they are giving away samples of, and my armor has been chafing a bit, ya know?
Cespenar: "You have big hammer, Bhaal once dropped big hammer on big godly toe. Jumped around and sweared for days he did. Kicked poor me all the way to Baator. Very bad week that"
Cespenar: I'm running out of recipes soon. Gotta see Martha. She's somewhere in hell I think." ----> referring to Martha Stewart
Edwin: Elminster this, Elminster that. Give ME 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse!
Winthrop: My hotel's as clean as an Elven arse!
Korgan (Dwarf): Huh - I thought ye flyin' elves hatched yer young from eggs! Ach - 'tis too bad... I fancied an omelette this morning!
Viconia: Minsc, that tattoo on your face. Does it have tribal significance or did some nursery's fingerpainting class assault you with the blue pastels?
Minsc: I do not like the tone of your voice, Dark Elf. The face I have is the face the ladies love! Boo loves Minsc's face, too! Don't you, Boo?
Edwin: Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron. You simians may refer to me merely as "Sir," if you prefer a less... syllable intensive workout.
Jan: Time for a litle adventure, is it? I figured as much. I saw some ogres down in Amn capture a small Bhaalspawn...a kobold, that one, my but that Bhaal got around, didn't he? Anyway, they were stewing him in a big iron pot and I thought to myself "Jan, my boy, that's adventure you're smelling".
Protagonist: That's horrible!
Jan: Not as horrible as the stew. Very bland, no salt.
Jan: So you finally got little Aerie pregnant. Well with you two going at it like two hormonally imbalanced rabbits I was beginning to think your bow was out of arrows if you know what I mean.
Edwin: Well, it would seem the leader of our little group has impregnated the impressionable circus child. And here I thought she was merely getting chubby without the ring master's whip to keep her in shape.
Protagonist: Sorry, Aldeth, but we're siding with the druids. They have this great Aloe-Vera balm they are giving away samples of, and my armor has been chafing a bit, ya know?
Cespenar: "You have big hammer, Bhaal once dropped big hammer on big godly toe. Jumped around and sweared for days he did. Kicked poor me all the way to Baator. Very bad week that"
Cespenar: I'm running out of recipes soon. Gotta see Martha. She's somewhere in hell I think." ----> referring to Martha Stewart
Edwin: Elminster this, Elminster that. Give ME 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse!
Winthrop: My hotel's as clean as an Elven arse!
Korgan (Dwarf): Huh - I thought ye flyin' elves hatched yer young from eggs! Ach - 'tis too bad... I fancied an omelette this morning!
Viconia: Minsc, that tattoo on your face. Does it have tribal significance or did some nursery's fingerpainting class assault you with the blue pastels?
Minsc: I do not like the tone of your voice, Dark Elf. The face I have is the face the ladies love! Boo loves Minsc's face, too! Don't you, Boo?
Edwin: Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron. You simians may refer to me merely as "Sir," if you prefer a less... syllable intensive workout.
Jan: Time for a litle adventure, is it? I figured as much. I saw some ogres down in Amn capture a small Bhaalspawn...a kobold, that one, my but that Bhaal got around, didn't he? Anyway, they were stewing him in a big iron pot and I thought to myself "Jan, my boy, that's adventure you're smelling".
Protagonist: That's horrible!
Jan: Not as horrible as the stew. Very bland, no salt.
Jan: So you finally got little Aerie pregnant. Well with you two going at it like two hormonally imbalanced rabbits I was beginning to think your bow was out of arrows if you know what I mean.
Edwin: Well, it would seem the leader of our little group has impregnated the impressionable circus child. And here I thought she was merely getting chubby without the ring master's whip to keep her in shape.
For life to be worth living, afterlife must retain individuality, personal identity and memories without fail - https://www.sageadvice.eu/do-elves-reta ... afterlife/
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
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Styxwash
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
a snake as a cake
a cake as a snake
odd
a cake as a snake
odd
Vengeance must be sought for all injustices, and all punishments must fit the crime
Maintain the spirit of the law, not the letter of the law
All attacks must be avenged
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Servin
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Somebody's used Summon Creature on that pigeon. This is how it looks like from the other end...
Cake is a lie, there are only donuts
Through donuts, I gain happiness
Through happiness, I gain calories
Through calories, i gain fat
Through fat, my chains are broken
The donuts shall free me
Through donuts, I gain happiness
Through happiness, I gain calories
Through calories, i gain fat
Through fat, my chains are broken
The donuts shall free me
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Nomster
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Should play that video rewinded!
"I don't want to pretend at magic anymore. I want to be magic."
Telia Santraeger - Emotional sorceress & priestess of Mystra. [Retired]
Telia Santraeger - Emotional sorceress & priestess of Mystra. [Retired]
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Xanfyrst
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK.
Alistair the Red - Roaming Bounty Hunter and Underworld Contact.Lord Eliphas Valkarian "the Deceiver" -Chosen Prophet of Bane, Autonomous Agent of the Zhentarim. Immortal? ×Returned from the Beyond×
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Bulldog241
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
This movie NEEDS to be made!
"I have no idea what weapons World War 3 will be fought with, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." ~Albert Einstein
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tooley1chris
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Bulldog, that was EPIC
This has "No Saving Throw" written all over it...
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Gottmoerder
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Why did I laugh so much at this?
EDIT: OH NO OH WHAAAT
EDIT: OH NO OH WHAAAT
In realms of Mordayn Vapor.. Rollin' DC 16's.. Groovy.
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Valefort
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Servin
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Nomster's view on my cooking skills...
Cake is a lie, there are only donuts
Through donuts, I gain happiness
Through happiness, I gain calories
Through calories, i gain fat
Through fat, my chains are broken
The donuts shall free me
Through donuts, I gain happiness
Through happiness, I gain calories
Through calories, i gain fat
Through fat, my chains are broken
The donuts shall free me
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DM Nilbog
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Nomster
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Ketchup in glass bottles. Or anything in a glass bottle for that matter.
"I don't want to pretend at magic anymore. I want to be magic."
Telia Santraeger - Emotional sorceress & priestess of Mystra. [Retired]
Telia Santraeger - Emotional sorceress & priestess of Mystra. [Retired]
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Bulldog241
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
omg dear lord, that was hilarious!!!
"I have no idea what weapons World War 3 will be fought with, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." ~Albert Einstein