Elf Cited for Public Intoxication and Indecent Exposure
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TeoDeathDealer
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Elf Cited for Public Intoxication and Indecent Exposure
The Gullykin authorities report that an elf was found intoxicated with no clothes in the main square fountain. He claims two hins offered him cookies and the then convinced him to join them at a local pub. According to the victim, the two hins introduced him to a new libation called rum. From there, the victim says things get fuzzy. The two hins were tracked down and were made to return the victims clothing, money and other affects. The victim refused to press charges so the hins were let go. The authorities still decided to cite the elf.
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Teo, What lies beneath is hidden for a reason
Angel, Swabby and cook for the DragonWing
Missy, Knight General of the Order of the Rose
Lea Littlefoot, Knight in training and ranger of the Order
Jerel, The eyes are indeed a window to the soul
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Re: Elf Cited for Public Intoxication and Indecent Exposure
Having paid for the citation and offering Mayor Gandolar his sincerest apologies, Laisren moves to find either of the two elves he deems capable of such an atrocious act.
"How many times do I have to tell them......", he mutters as he storms off.
"How many times do I have to tell them......", he mutters as he storms off.
Laisren Ua Tiernan:
The heart must die, so thy loving progeny may live.
The heart must die, so thy loving progeny may live.