Not difficult at all...if you listen to bad metal =PValefort wrote:
A few NEW ha ha's worth
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WeWhoEat
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I found it amusing enough for this thread, the fact that no matter how hard you try...
There is no killing the Friendly Arms campfire!
Place blown to bits? Stand in the crater!
There is no killing the Friendly Arms campfire!
Place blown to bits? Stand in the crater!
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WeWhoEat wrote:I found it amusing enough for this thread, the fact that no matter how hard you try...
There is no killing the Friendly Arms campfire!
Place blown to bits? Stand in the crater!
Lol
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A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
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DM's traced a server rule breaker
Hey, I just lost it, And this is crazy, But here's my login, So PM me, maybe?
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^ I don't know about the other DMs, but I always wear my game face when enforcing server rules. I also have all of the other DMs on speed dial for Baldur's Gate emergencies.
The following is a dramatization of real events.
"Hello?"
"DMogorgon? It's Maecius. I need backup. I've got a player named 'Harry Potter' running around Beregost."
"... What? Maecius? What are you talking about? It's four in the morning. I work tomorrow."
"DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! He's not even a wizard, ogorgon!"
*Dial tone.*
"Hello? Hello? Do you copy, ogorgon? Must have lost the connection. I better call him back."
The following is a dramatization of real events.
"Hello?"
"DMogorgon? It's Maecius. I need backup. I've got a player named 'Harry Potter' running around Beregost."
"... What? Maecius? What are you talking about? It's four in the morning. I work tomorrow."
"DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! He's not even a wizard, ogorgon!"
*Dial tone.*
"Hello? Hello? Do you copy, ogorgon? Must have lost the connection. I better call him back."
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Simian
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Harry Potter, and not even a wizard? That calls for a ban hammer!
"Qítiān Dàshèng (齊天大聖)"
"I warrant your attention?! Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
"I warrant your attention?! Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
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Oh yeah, but ogorgon wasn't picking up, so you called me. And then when we got to "Harry Potter's" house, the battering ram broke and we needed to call in a new one to bust down his door. And then when we finally found him hiding under the bed, he said he didn't do it, so we smashed a jar of angry hornets over his head!Maecius wrote:The following is a dramatization of real events.
"Hello?"
"DMogorgon? It's Maecius. I need backup. I've got a player named 'Harry Potter' running around Beregost."
"... What? Maecius? What are you talking about? It's four in the morning. I work tomorrow."
"DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! He's not even a wizard, ogorgon!"
*Dial tone.*
"Hello? Hello? Do you copy, ogorgon? Must have lost the connection. I better call him back."
*sigh of satisfaction* Justice.
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An entertaining and compelling defense of video games:
http://www.sophiehoulden.com/can-art-be-games/
http://www.sophiehoulden.com/can-art-be-games/
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Oh, my girlfriend asked me to go to the arcade with her. No, she doesn't want to play dance, dance revolution or anything, she just wants to whoop my behind in any fighting or racing game... 
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Oh, my girlfriend asked me to go to the arcade with her. No, she doesn't want to play dance, dance revolution or anything, she just wants to whoop my behind in any fighting or racing game...
Did you roll for Epic Companion?
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I know right?
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"I warrant your attention?! Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
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Simian... girlfriend... Simian... girlfriend...
Hmmmm
Hmmmm
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Guys, I think this means Simian is cool now.Ivan38Rus wrote:Simian... girlfriend... Simian... girlfriend...
Hmmmm
Molly Longshot - Wheeee!
Sempo - Former butler, wandering priest
Mara - Paladin of Jergal
Tabby - Hedge witch, former bandit
Charraj Cain - Mystran. Dead.
DM Mister Rogers - It's such a good feeling to know that we're lifelong friends.
Sempo - Former butler, wandering priest
Mara - Paladin of Jergal
Tabby - Hedge witch, former bandit