Meram Runeskin@Spidertomb

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First Name: Meram
Last Name: Runeskin

Appearance
Race: Strongheart Halfling
Age: late twenties-early thirties
Height: 4'0
Weight: 70 pounds
Eyes: Ice blue
Hair: Blonde


Personality Profile
General Health: Healthy condition, a bit on the heavy side
Deity: Umberlee
Initial Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Profession: Retired Pirate/Nomad
Base Class & Proposed Development: Going for Swashbuckler/Fighter/WeaponMaster
Habits/Hobbies: She smokes, she drinks, she fights, and she stinks!
Languages: Calimshite, Hin, Common, Gnomish
Weapon of Choice: Rapier

Background: Born in a Calimshan port city, she was raised by her Uncle, Freddiroc. He was a Knight whom had lost his mind, touched in the head. He was a man of poetry. As a matter of fact, he could only speak in rhyme, due to some strange disorder!

Never the less, Meram as a young girl, coming home from one of the studies held at her small school, she spotted a large docked boat. On the sides of the boat were carvings of snakes and dragons, being an innocent girl, whom loved the tales of adventures, she smuggled herself aboard!

Meram sat in a small crate for two days, off at sea before she was discovered. She was brought to the Captain, a large half-Orc by the name of Griz.

"I see ya snuck aboard me vessel, little girl! Ya be knowin' tha punishment for that?"

Griz asked in a voice that was surely fierce and filled with anger!

"Crumpets and tea! Pirates ye be, so hang me by my boot straps, I am Meram, my maties!"
The young hin did say in rhyme, only to see the pirate captains eyes did now shine.

"So I see, I pirate ye wantin' ta be! So come with me, across the black sea. My young child I'll make a captain out of thee!"

Griz exclaimed with a high proclaim(ation), he did in fact wish for a child his own. Only to be given a miracle in a small hin form! So the pirates did celebrate,

"Crack the Kegs, gather the bread, set up the table, I want some chicken legs!"

Griz said in his usual song, as he commanded his crew. It was then that they knew, their captain had fell for a child so wee!

The End!

~Not really~

So, there was mutiny, obviously, off Griz was thrown into the sea, to be devoured by a shark-- or maybe three?

So ended the tale of the Captain Griz, and the rhyming of the young Meram! She never did rhyme again. . . Sometimes she did though. . . Just a lot less!

So Meram became a pirate under the new Captain; Captain (Jessie) Hook, whom was a man no less.

Meram worked hard and well to excell as any crew-mate did see. She plundered, she raised flags, she poken men with sharp sticks! She was a pirate and after a few bottles of rum, she still wouldn't have the hics!

Her time then came, where she plundered and pillaged, and got all she wanted. Only to be set aside, by Umberlees waves.

Meram be lost ashore, all her riches gone, she did look up to the seas and she spoke~

"Damned you Umberlee, The Bitch Queen, T'is you that shalt be scorned!"

She was then hit with another tidal wave from the sea~

The Real End(Maybe)

Goals: Have a comedic/fun Role-play character, that doesn't have dark tones, and wants to brighten the mood.

Possible Plot-Hook Ideas and Misc Facts: She has a golden tooth, She's a hin Pirate, She'll go on crazy adventures for plunder and loot! She likes Cats.