Quote of RP

[Jaden]

Arkaine: May Helm bless over you.
Brent: Aye, Bhaal bless ye to! *He says with a grin*

[Hoihe]

What happened afterwards .

[Jaden]

What happened afterwards .

Well Arkaine just walked off. I imagine he was intimidated by Brent's two stars.

[dzidek1983]

[08:14] <dzidek> hey
[08:16] <Eclypticon> good afternoon
[08:16] <Eclypticon> Well, its almost midnight here.
[08:19] <dzidek> so your a night creature i see :d
[08:22] <Eclypticon> eye
[08:31] <dzidek> hows them teeth
[08:31] <dzidek> still got them?
[08:32] <Eclypticon> Ya, the one's that are left I was hoping tpo ,ake pact with dark fey, but they didn't come
[08:35] <dzidek> im so sorry
[08:36] <dzidek> maybe next time
[08:36] <dzidek> did you put the teeth under the pillow?
[08:37] <Eclypticon> But we don't have any children to take them from 0.0;
[08:38] <dzidek> maybe try yours
[08:38] <dzidek> you only need to have a childs mind
[08:38] <dzidek> dont have to be young
[08:39] <Eclypticon> mwhahahaaa
[08:39] <Eclypticon> Soon the power will be ours *yanks teeth*

[Hoihe]

[08:14] <dzidek> hey
[08:16] <Eclypticon> good afternoon
[08:16] <Eclypticon> Well, its almost midnight here.
[08:19] <dzidek> so your a night creature i see :d
[08:22] <Eclypticon> eye
[08:31] <dzidek> hows them teeth
[08:31] <dzidek> still got them?
[08:32] <Eclypticon> Ya, the one's that are left I was hoping tpo ,ake pact with dark fey, but they didn't come
[08:35] <dzidek> im so sorry
[08:36] <dzidek> maybe next time
[08:36] <dzidek> did you put the teeth under the pillow?
[08:37] <Eclypticon> But we don't have any children to take them from 0.0;
[08:38] <dzidek> maybe try yours
[08:38] <dzidek> you only need to have a childs mind
[08:38] <dzidek> dont have to be young
[08:39] <Eclypticon> mwhahahaaa
[08:39] <Eclypticon> Soon the power will be ours *yanks teeth*

This conversation was almost as weird as the ones I do with Selande, Elestar and Dreme...

[Valefort]

Mealir Ostirel: "As long as you don't blow up the ship, eh ?"
Charraj Cain: "Well,"
Charraj Cain: "The ship is warded against fire."
Mealir Ostirel: *nods*
Charraj Cain: *waves a dismissive hand*
Charraj Cain: "What could go wrong?"
Mealir Ostirel: "You're probably right."
Charraj Cain: *he nods*
Charraj Cain: "Wait, what?"
Charraj Cain: "I mean, yes, of course."
Mealir Ostirel: "I mean, nothing can possibly go wrong"
Mealir Ostirel: "It sounds safe !"
Charraj Cain: *shakes his head* "Not at all."
Charraj Cain: "Sure does."
Charraj Cain: *nodnod*

[Valefort]

[20:19] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Talk] .. fine
[20:19] [Valefort_] Mealir Ostirel: [Talk] *he shakes his head* Hoihe, feel free to do it.
[20:19] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Talk] fine..?
[20:20] [Valefort_] Mealir Ostirel: [Talk] *stares at Hoihe* Is something wrong with you Hoihe ? *seems a bit concerned*
[20:20] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Talk] ... fine
[20:20] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Talk] Roll Target: General Area
<color=cyan>DMFI Dice Roll for: Will Mod: 17 TOTAL: 32</color>
[20:20] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Talk] *keeps a straight face*
[20:20] [powerjacob] Soora Luelles: [Talk] Roll Target: Hoihe Dacino
<color=cyan>DMFI Dice Roll for: Sense motive Mod: 9 TOTAL: 16</color>
[20:20] [powerjacob] Soora Luelles: [Talk] <C=pink>raises a brow at Hoihe</C>
[20:21] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Talk] *gives a blank look to Mealir and Soora* fine..?
[20:21] [Valefort_] Mealir Ostirel: [Talk] Ahem ..
[20:21] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Talk] Fine.. *sighs*
[20:21] [Valefort_] Mealir Ostirel: [Talk] *stands up and takes a bottle then pours a drink*
[20:22] [Valefort_] Mealir Ostirel: [Talk] *pushes it towards Hoihe* Fine.
[20:22] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Talk] Fine!
[20:22] [Valefort_] Mealir Ostirel: [Talk] Fine !
[20:22] [powerjacob] Soora Luelles: [Talk] <C=pink>looks at the glass poured</C> Fine
[20:22] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Talk] F~i~ne!
[20:22] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Talk] *takes the drink*
[20:22] [powerjacob] Soora Luelles: [Talk] <C=pink>looks over to Mealir with a straight face</C>
[20:23] [Valefort_] Mealir Ostirel: [Talk] *visibly has trouble maintaining some seriousness*
[20:23] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Talk] *looks at Mealir* Fine..?
[20:23] [powerjacob] Soora Luelles: [Talk] <C=pink>taps the table with a finger</C> Fine

Fine.

[Xanfyrst]

*Alistair pops up and stabs Hoihe dead*
"Now it's fine!"
*disappears again*


Can only dream, or can we?

[Valefort]

.. fine !

Wait no !

[Hoihe]

Moon elves are bad influence, that's all I say!

[Sierante]

Vicala: "So this note was mostly... pointless."
Kalma: "Ye can dry yerself with it."
Kalma: "*Sheathes the cutlass and turns his back at her.*"
Vicala: "I... what? I'm going to dry myself with your arse? *stares at his behind*"
Kalma: "The note, the note!"
Vicala: "Oooh..."


Sage-like conversations, all the time.

[Jaden]

Vicala: "So this note was mostly... pointless."
Kalma: "Ye can dry yerself with it."
Kalma: "*Sheathes the cutlass and turns his back at her.*"
Vicala: "I... what? I'm going to dry myself with your arse? *stares at his behind*"
Kalma: "The note, the note!"
Vicala: "Oooh..."


Sage-like conversations, all the time.

Doubt ol' Gareut would mind though...

[Hoihe]

Vukodlak, an otherwise great DM has a thing for filtering chat.

First time,

No logs, but he managed to turn off party chat without telling me and Lisa..

and we RPed for a good 10 minutes in party chat.
Meanwhile, Vukodlak was staring at us waiting for us to start RPing, thinking we were waiting for him to start describing the situation.

Good thing Elvina sent him her chatlog, we did not have to re-RP the whole thing from the beginning xD



Second time,

DM Vukodlak: //I'm not seeing Elvina's text. You communicating in tells?
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] What of it?
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] (( sorry was not in party
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((elvina is talking in normal chat..
DM Vukodlak: //wtf... why did I have that filtered...?
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] (( i'll retype
DM Vukodlak: //>.<
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((LOL
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((*laughs like a deflating baloon, trying not to wake anyone*
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] remember the shard I told you i once held in my chest... against my will?
Player leaves: Tinch
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] I do.
Player joins: Bulwyf Greywulf
DM Vukodlak: //I'll blame the baby for that one... he was playing with my keyboard a few minutes ago...
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] the malign spirits..
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] (( LOL
Player leaves: Crankkk
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] as soon as I senced it.. I sent spike away
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((mind if I post this mess up as a Few New Ha Ha's worth ? Or Quote of the RP?
DM Vukodlak: //Go for it

Also,




[23:19] [DM Vukodlak] DM Vukodlak: [Talk] //But anyways I've gotta run. Thanks for the RP, guys. And sorry about being so spooky, Lisa!
[23:19] [LISA100595] Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] (( lol no problem thanks guys
[23:19] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((Poor Lisa . At least you do your job as the horror DM
[23:19] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((alongside Setantana
[23:19] [DM Vukodlak] DM Vukodlak: [Talk] //It's my specialty.
[23:20] [LISA100595] Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] (( lol

(though unlike Vukodlak, he doesn't get owned by his speciality)


Then the epic conversation between Elvina and Hoihe as they walk away from the new experiment..

[22:39] [LISA100595] Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Tell] ok
[22:40] [LISA100595] Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] i really dont want those nightmares again
[22:40] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Party] You had nightmares the last time?
[22:40] [LISA100595] Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] yes for three days!
[22:40] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Party] They passed.. thankfully
[22:40] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Party] Can you describe them?
[22:41] [LISA100595] Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] bloody .. nasty .. disgusting...
[22:41] [LISA100595] Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Tell] or at least the creepy parts?
[22:41] [HoiheDacino] Hoihe Dacino: [Party] Nothing specific?
[22:41] [LISA100595] Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] what.. no

The lack of sleep, before doing the visit

Hoihe Dacino: [Party] Merely about.. Averëon.. is a piece of her being with them?
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] *waits for hoihe's reply*
[Notice] THE SERVER HAS BEEN UP 1 HOUR(S)
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] and whether or not the shards should be put back together?
Player joins: Tinch
Player leaves: Steve Barracuda
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] Of course.
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] But we need to be careful with the second blessing.
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] alright i'll enter the plane of spirit now
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] Oh.. one more thing..
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] what second blessing?
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] Ask about the Illithid.
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((what
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((How did I say that?
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] Avereon, illithids and the shards
Player joins: nezzerscape
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((meant to say.. "BE carefl with the spirits, for there may be malignant spirits in there))
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((I'll go make coffee lol
DM Vukodlak: //That sounds like a good idea, actually. Afk one second as well.
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] there always are hoihe... they are around everywhere
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] (( ok me too lol


And I fail at mechanics,

Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *locks the containment zone with his Ward Stone*
Player joins: Diligentprocrastinator
DM Vukodlak: //uuugh... sorry guys, one second... another player emergency >.<
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] I'll open the containment zone two.
DM Vukodlak: //Keep going, I'll follow
Player leaves: Nomster
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((Alright
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] ok
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *Hoihe pushes the lever*
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *the sound of metal grinding on metal can be heard, as the cell opens
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] *she calls spike to show himself*
Player joins: Nomster
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *uses his wardstone to remotely lock the containment zone, protecting rest of Candlekeep*
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((umm.. successfully locked us in somehow.. the key doesn't work towards the outside..
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] (( looks locked to me
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((I mean I cannot open it
Player joins: galaxiid
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] (( lol we're stuck forEVER
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((Vukodlak.. ICly Hoihe could open this gate using his Ward Stone, right?
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] (( you did last time
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *Hoihe proceeds to cast wards on Elvina and the spirit*
Elvina Aira-S'efarro: [Party] thank you
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] I trust you have your own True Seeing spell, correct?
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] ((if it cannot be ICly opened from inside, Hoihe wouldn't lock it.

Luckily, Vukodlak opened it after a bit.

[Hoihe]

All those times I am directed to a "Hoihe Dacino, some guy with lots of titles from Candlekeep" to sell my books on my alt.




It may be just me, but I find it funny to be directed to my other characters. Tamina was directed to him a few times at least.

[Hoihe]

Elderly Woman: I hope you brought presents! The spirits don't like being called for such trivial matters! YOU NEED PRESENTS!
Ivan: [Party] *blinks*
Ivan: [Party] What kind of presents?
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] I can offer them a magical item of power, and art.
Malik Arman: [Party] I have an offering.
Ivan: [Party] Er...
Elderly Woman: You will give them... *she blinked a moment, straining with the brass horn pressed against her ear* You said you'd give them a fart!?
Elderly Woman: Sonny boy, the spirits are not to be mocked! *the woman grew indignant*
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] No, no, Art! Beauty, and sound!
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] Forgive the lack of clarity in my voice.
Felian Feyborn: [Party] Art!
Elderly Woman: Aye, I'm sure you're mighty proud of the sound of your farts... typical man... *she grumbled*
Ivan: [Party] *grins*
Elderly Woman: But to call them music... *shakes her head at that*
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] Mandolin
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *takes forth a magical mandolin and strums it to show her what it means*
Elderly Woman: No matter, it's not my head they'll be claiming when all ye have to offer them is a blast of air from your nethers... don't say I didn't warn you!
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *just once, to show it, and does not play it*
Rashemi: *just shakes his head as the woman rambled on about farts*
Malik Arman: [Party] She is blind, Hoihe...
Malik Arman: [Party] Good Elder!
Felian Feyborn: [Party] *Pulls out a guitar and strings it once, along with hoihe*
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *strummed the instrument once*
Malik Arman: [Party] He has a MAGICAL MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.
Elderly Woman: EH!?
Malik Arman: [Party] As an OFFERING.
Elderly Woman: OH! So you think the spirits will be happy with a chipper tune, then!?
Malik Arman: [Party] Some will.
Malik Arman: [Party] All depends on the spirit.
Elderly Woman: No matter... might be enough, depending on who I call upon...
Felian Feyborn: [Party] Some do...
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] One who is marred by wounds, can be soothed by sound.
Elderly Woman: Or... who ends up answering the call... *she shrugged indifferently*


Another awesome bit.. Malik vs deaf woman:

Malik Arman: [Party] Hello again Kinsman. *bows to the old woman* Good Lady, we are honored by your prenense.
Malik Arman: [Party] ///*presence
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *bows his head to her, letting Merek speak for them*
Felian Feyborn: [Whisper] Should we bow? should we surrender?
Hoihe Dacino: [Whisper] Do as Merek does.
Elderly Woman: EH!? *the woman held a small brass horn up to her ear, pointing it towards Malik*
Za'than Za'amal: [Party] *tips his head at the pair, no longer leaning aginst the tree*
Rashemi: *clears his throat lightly* The elder is.... somewhat hard of hearing. You will have to raise your voice.
Malik Arman: [Party] .....We are honored you could meet us here! *raises his voice*
Elderly Woman: *the woman was silent for a few moments, apparently taking a few seconds to process Malik's words... it is at this point you notice a thin white film over her eyes, indicating she is blind from cataracts*
Elderly Woman: Yes! Yes, good... morning, is it? Morning it is!
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *looks to malik to speak*
Malik Arman: [Party] Err...yes....very nice morning...*raises his voice again* We seek your assistance. My friends have travelled here to communicate with a spirit of the wild!
Felian Feyborn: [Party] *Trying not to giggle*
Elderly Woman: *her voice was hoarse and somewhat ragged, the journey here having apparently taken its toll on her elderly frame, indicated by all the brambles and small burs dotting her simple roughspun dress*
Elderly Woman: A spirit of WHAT!? *she leaned forward, putting the majority of her weight into her cane*

Malik Arman: [Party] A spirit of THE WILD!
Malik Arman: [Party] *seems to be behaving quite patient with the old woman*
Elderly Woman: Ahh... I see, I see... and what business do you have that's so important, you've got to come all this way and pester spirits about, EH!?
Malik Arman: [Party] *nods to Hoihe*
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] My elder, may I speak?
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *steps forward, raising his voice and takes the bag off his belt.. containing a chalky shard*
Rashemi: *the man remained stoic, with a grim expression on his face as the group conversed with the elderly woman to his left*
Malik Arman: [Party] This is my friend, Elder. He can explain.
Elderly Woman: WHAT!? Who's that, then!? Another come to chat with me!?
Felian Feyborn: [Party] *Follows hoihe as he is hiding behind him*
Malik Arman: [Party] HE WILL EXPLAIN, GOOD ELDER!
Elderly Woman: No need to shout, sonny!
Malik Arman: [Party] ......Sorry, mada'am...
Hoihe Dacino: [Party] *winces a bit from the shout*
Ivan: [Party] *blinks*
Araulan: [Party] *stands by, leaning heavily on his staff while watching them keenly*