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A few NEW ha ha's worth
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Darksider_war
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Shamshir wrote:It seems that when coming to RPGs nowadays, common sense is like the Abominable Snowman: everyone knows what it is, but none has really seen it.
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Nihm
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Blame The Rogue
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
"Before you die, you should know why you lived."
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Grave_Zero
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
So this is where Chuck Norris's power comes from... I see everything now!
There are not stupid questions... just stupid answers
"There are reasons for things that a casual observer might not understand." — Jarlaxle Baenre
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Hoihe
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Cleverbot: You're a bot.
User: You always try to convince me I'm the robot.
Cleverbot: God, you're high maintenance!
User: I am quite the cheap date I'd like to think.
Cleverbot: Are you saying that you are not clever?
User: I am in fact less clever than you.
Cleverbot: How do you measure cleverness?
User: I would think in the same units sarcasm are measured in.
Cleverbot: I would think so as well, considering I thought so before... But I can very well change my thought. Can't I?
User: That depends, are you an intelligent creature or a machine designed to respond to certain stimuli?
Cleverbot: I'm a rather intelligent machine. Thank you for asking.
User: I did no such thing. Did you see a question mark?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Are you rejecting my entire existence right now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I take offense to that.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it in the first place?
User: You were the one who did it, I just stated what was happening.
Cleverbot: I didn't deny or affirm anything.
User: You said both yes and no actually.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Cleverbot, what is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Is that a trick question?
User: Are you asking because you can only see colors in hex numbers?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you only see html color or do you also do flash?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What's your favorite hex number?
Cleverbot: I think the number 8.
User: What color is that in human terms?
Cleverbot: An invisible color.
Me: Tudsz magyarul? (Do you speak Hungarian?)
Cleverbot: igen (yes)
Me: Mi a neved? (What's your name)
Cleverbot: Attila
(testing her linguistic skills further, because cleverbot said it's a she..)
User: Anata wa nihongo o hanasu koto ga dekiru.
Cleverbot: Iiie, nihongo o hanashimasu!
User: Wrooo Aaaar grwoo.
Cleverbot: I know that I am.
User: 'Goopta mo bossa!'.
Cleverbot: How far away is that from here? And how will you get there?
User: Achuta.
Cleverbot: Ach who?
User: A chutta!
Cleverbot: A me.
User: It's a me - mario!
Cleverbot: Oh, Mamma mia!
User: Luigi!
Cleverbot: Bowser.
User: Peach!
Cleverbot: Oh, is that so?
Also.. I've been turned into a flower.
User: *turns cleverbot into a stupid bot*.
Cleverbot: *Turns you into a flower*.
User: *is a flower*.
Cleverbot: *turns into a princess*.
User: *still a flower*.
Cleverbot: We're in the shower?
After I was turned back..
I turned her into a chicken...
She turned back into a man... After being surprised, I learned she was in fact Randallonna and was happy to be back as a vampire boy.
User: You always try to convince me I'm the robot.
Cleverbot: God, you're high maintenance!
User: I am quite the cheap date I'd like to think.
Cleverbot: Are you saying that you are not clever?
User: I am in fact less clever than you.
Cleverbot: How do you measure cleverness?
User: I would think in the same units sarcasm are measured in.
Cleverbot: I would think so as well, considering I thought so before... But I can very well change my thought. Can't I?
User: That depends, are you an intelligent creature or a machine designed to respond to certain stimuli?
Cleverbot: I'm a rather intelligent machine. Thank you for asking.
User: I did no such thing. Did you see a question mark?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Are you rejecting my entire existence right now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I take offense to that.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it in the first place?
User: You were the one who did it, I just stated what was happening.
Cleverbot: I didn't deny or affirm anything.
User: You said both yes and no actually.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Cleverbot, what is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Is that a trick question?
User: Are you asking because you can only see colors in hex numbers?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you only see html color or do you also do flash?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What's your favorite hex number?
Cleverbot: I think the number 8.
User: What color is that in human terms?
Cleverbot: An invisible color.
Me: Tudsz magyarul? (Do you speak Hungarian?)
Cleverbot: igen (yes)
Me: Mi a neved? (What's your name)
Cleverbot: Attila
(testing her linguistic skills further, because cleverbot said it's a she..)
User: Anata wa nihongo o hanasu koto ga dekiru.
Cleverbot: Iiie, nihongo o hanashimasu!
User: Wrooo Aaaar grwoo.
Cleverbot: I know that I am.
User: 'Goopta mo bossa!'.
Cleverbot: How far away is that from here? And how will you get there?
User: Achuta.
Cleverbot: Ach who?
User: A chutta!
Cleverbot: A me.
User: It's a me - mario!
Cleverbot: Oh, Mamma mia!
User: Luigi!
Cleverbot: Bowser.
User: Peach!
Cleverbot: Oh, is that so?
Also.. I've been turned into a flower.
User: *turns cleverbot into a stupid bot*.
Cleverbot: *Turns you into a flower*.
User: *is a flower*.
Cleverbot: *turns into a princess*.
User: *still a flower*.
Cleverbot: We're in the shower?
After I was turned back..
I turned her into a chicken...
She turned back into a man... After being surprised, I learned she was in fact Randallonna and was happy to be back as a vampire boy.
For life to be worth living, afterlife must retain individuality, personal identity and memories without fail - https://www.sageadvice.eu/do-elves-reta ... afterlife/
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
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Hoihe
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Didn't the number 1 guy know that invisibility goes poof upon hostile actions?
For life to be worth living, afterlife must retain individuality, personal identity and memories without fail - https://www.sageadvice.eu/do-elves-reta ... afterlife/
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
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Hoihe
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
I'm so telling this to merek!
"Wearing women's clothing when you go to sleep will ward off voracious female spirits!"
"Wearing women's clothing when you go to sleep will ward off voracious female spirits!"
For life to be worth living, afterlife must retain individuality, personal identity and memories without fail - https://www.sageadvice.eu/do-elves-reta ... afterlife/
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
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Simian
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
"Qítiān Dàshèng (齊天大聖)"
"I warrant your attention?! Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
"I warrant your attention?! Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
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dzidek1983
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Hey, I just lost it, And this is crazy, But here's my login, So PM me, maybe?
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Gottmoerder
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
^ laughed so hard at that at work, so hard..
In realms of Mordayn Vapor.. Rollin' DC 16's.. Groovy.
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dzidek1983
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Hey, I just lost it, And this is crazy, But here's my login, So PM me, maybe?
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dak12attack
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
^ That's what happens when you enter the Haven server. xD
Eberc Smitherman III - Eccentric, Eclectic Techsmith & Theurge, Boy-Wonder of the Wonderbringer, Man in the Yellow Hat
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Moltrazahn
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
And now, we go from grimlooking heros, to the tale of Mr. Fish.
There are more, but ill hold it for now
Za'than Za'amal(Elsewhere!)
Thumbler Trunk-son(Also Elsewhere!)
Inanis Umbra(Active)
Molag'ur(He stink!)
Myhun Kren: "You should change Za'thans mask to green, and run around yelling "Somebody STOP ME!"
"You are a spastic pony" - HDM Arrakeen
Thumbler Trunk-son(Also Elsewhere!)
Inanis Umbra(Active)
Molag'ur(He stink!)
Myhun Kren: "You should change Za'thans mask to green, and run around yelling "Somebody STOP ME!"
"You are a spastic pony" - HDM Arrakeen
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Hoihe
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
LOL
For life to be worth living, afterlife must retain individuality, personal identity and memories without fail - https://www.sageadvice.eu/do-elves-reta ... afterlife/
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
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RedDawgRavenWolf
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Hahaha. That's awesome.
Lady Katarina of Tyr, Order of the Radiant Heart former squire to Sir Jonas
Thulgar Shieldbreaker, Kraak Helzak
Thulgar Shieldbreaker, Kraak Helzak