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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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Darksider_war wrote:Did someone say...BANEBLADE???

What

I don't even
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Best retort on Youtube, ever.

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Living in swampy arctic pine tree forests do wierd things to people and their drinking habits:




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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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I mean no offence for the French, but!

http://community.moviebattles.com/threa ... olled-meat

Stay away from Google translate :lol:

(Actually, same applies for Hungarians as well.. The amount of google translate ownage I experienced in my life so far is over 9000 in values of humour.)
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Hoihe, if you'd be a Quebecker like me, you'd laugh at google translate everytime some big company sends you a letter.

A lot of the big companies here are english-owned, as we're surrounded by english-people. And whenever they send a letter in french, it's.... ugh.


At the Walmart here.... There was DUMBELLS (you know, weights you lift to get muscles?), well, they renamed it... what I could translat to IDIOT bells. Dumb. Bells. >_>
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Kitty theme for passiflora:

"Herr Guderian, der Blitzkrieg can Vait! It iz time for uns to pet ze Kitten!"
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"I don't want to pretend at magic anymore. I want to be magic."

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<3

KUDOS to the one who can name ALL the kitties in Nomster's picture! :D
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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What happens when you take a Scotsman, a priest, and roll them together into a single package.

SPOILER ALERT: it gets a bit gory, albeit comically so.
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Shamshir wrote:It seems that when coming to RPGs nowadays, common sense is like the Abominable Snowman: everyone knows what it is, but none has really seen it.
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Schrödinger's Cyricism: NPCs simultaneously know everything and nothing about Cyric until observed by the Cyricist. Then they default to the state that disadvantages the Cyricist the most.
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I am way too easily amused. I couldn't focus on roleplaying, because I was too busy being mesmerized.
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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I've been playing games with too many bugs so I don't even seem to notice such path-finding behaviour any more :lol:

What is the song though...? I heard some kind of jewish re-make but couldn't figure out the original.
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The original song is by Daft Punk, but the one I was listening to at the time is actually another cover. On the drums.
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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Passiflora the DM with a rogue toon.

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A, B, C: *A long Youtube debate, AN ACTUALLY SENSIBLE DEBATE, on the current political state of U.S.A*....

A: Quite true, although things are not quite as black and white as you put them

D: *suddenly appears* Are you a racist?

A:

Is English your first language?

Saying things are "black and white" is a term which refers to a polarized view of the world, in which there is no space for a so called "grey area", or to put it in simpler terms, that there is no nuance between statements. A common example of this would be to say that all crimes are equally evil, and that therefore theft should be treated with the same degree of punishment that murder.

D:
Are you saying there is battle between good and evil?

A:

You are either successfully trolling, or not getting a single word I am saying. Given your profile page, I'm leaning more towards the latter.

D:
I can tell you are a dog, eating human flesh in the name of satan. Satan's pet indeed :)

A:
XD Indeed I am, indeed I am. I do it in the name of the flying spaghetti monster however, hallowed be thy's name.

D:


You can kill whoever you want by evil from you're governmental masters but you will eventually be taken down by the power of the people who believe in god and Christ and you like all others will meet with your father in the underworld because corruption will never win, evil never wins because good always wins.

A:
Yeah, I'm seriously concerned about your mental health. I sincerely hope you are just messing around.

D: Yep, you're an official working with the government and NSA. The day will come when democracy will claim your head.

A:


xD

You just won an internetz for that one alone.

D:
Yeah, I must say, you're the perfect individual who is indeed a cyberterrorist who wants people dead by taking all their information and give it to the government to kill the people and you slay more than one thousand people. How does it feel to become a monster who likes to feast on human flesh?

E: Oh boy. Someone either chuck him into a mental asylum or give him a nutshot...

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I'a insane folk on youtube!"
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