how to insult a vampire?

[testmon]

hello,


for..various reasons i'd like to hear peoples suggestions on fitting insults against vampires. they can go in various categories, rangeing from "friendly jest" to "pvp inc." things one could say in character in our current setting.


so lets say is "go suck on a kobold" something one could say to a vampire? what else?

[AC81]

Simply refusing to let them kill you seems to enrage them ...

[Styxwash]

Send them a postcard from your sunny summer vacation, scribbled with the words "wish you were here buddy!"

[Hoihe]

"You look rather pale friend, I think you should spend more time in the sun."

[Deathgrowl]

"Get a life!"

[PeeHell]

"Hello Edward"

[Caleb]

"You should really go see a dentist about that!"

[Lockonnow]

give them smething to drink death blood

[Progressive-Psy]

Haaaaave you meet Blade ?

[testmon]

i..do think blade and edward do not say much to faerun vampires...i do really seek insults i can use in character

[Lockonnow]

Deathgrowl if you say that to mass murder get a life what will you think he will do

[Baboonicorn]

"No, silly, I want to speak to the master, not the thrall."

[NeOmega]

"Believe me, it is better you can't see your reflection."

[dzidek1983]

tell him his a Fat Sucka'

[Eclypticon]

Find a vampire about to feast on a victim that it is clutching, and cast awaken blood on the victim to tease the vampire. Then finish off its victim with disintegrate. As the vampire is trying to suck down the victim, you may proceed to call it a "dust sucker".