
A few NEW ha ha's worth
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Simian
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

"Qítiān Dàshèng (齊天大聖)"
"I warrant your attention?! Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
"I warrant your attention?! Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
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Hitman Hard
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Molder: Editor of The Tribune
Valiant: Shrewd, sadistic disguise-strategist; retiring
Valiant: Shrewd, sadistic disguise-strategist; retiring
Good guys are such cliche clones, inevitably.
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ohboy007
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Rap and News? It goes together like peanut butter and chocolate!
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Nomusa Nuru (The Druid from Chult with mysterious arcane powers)
"With Ubtao as my witness, I shall find the evil that plaques my land and put an end to it."
Tommy Slick-Boot Bones (Rumored bounty hunter)
"Shhh! Pay the shadows no mind."
Nomusa Nuru (The Druid from Chult with mysterious arcane powers)
"With Ubtao as my witness, I shall find the evil that plaques my land and put an end to it."
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ohboy007
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Lord Monckton rap-battles Al Gore. I always wondered what kind of flow Al could bring lol.
The Red Sorceress Sabel Faeria
Tommy Slick-Boot Bones (Rumored bounty hunter)
"Shhh! Pay the shadows no mind."
Nomusa Nuru (The Druid from Chult with mysterious arcane powers)
"With Ubtao as my witness, I shall find the evil that plaques my land and put an end to it."
Tommy Slick-Boot Bones (Rumored bounty hunter)
"Shhh! Pay the shadows no mind."
Nomusa Nuru (The Druid from Chult with mysterious arcane powers)
"With Ubtao as my witness, I shall find the evil that plaques my land and put an end to it."
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DM Cradh
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- Hoihe
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
I heard the DMs unanimously decided that Mealir Ostirel is hereby known as..
"Ariossalurupadocyowethultroultrotiropabossalur Mealir Ostirel"
"Ariossalurupadocyowethultroultrotiropabossalur Mealir Ostirel"
For life to be worth living, afterlife must retain individuality, personal identity and memories without fail - https://www.sageadvice.eu/do-elves-reta ... afterlife/
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
- Moltrazahn
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
So... it was risky, but.. i chose to go along with two other lv 5-6 people, to DM Wagner lil event. It was just the three of us. A Wizard, a Rogue, and myself, as a monk. We ran (RAN) to gullykin, where we had been told! That some "evil night creature" were to appear!
Surviving, we found and fought of a dasterdly large and horrifying rabbit monster! (around 1.5 meters tall etc). I died, but my freinds managed to defeat it. Wagner sadly had to go, but, we thanked him for the fun! and prepaired to head back to freindlier areas.
However, on our way out, we saw... you guessed it... THE RABBIT! somehow, the npc stood outside the village. We didnt have anymore potions etc, so, i poked a DM about the Event-npc monster... That was a bad idea xD



Our wizard player, was equally great tho. He threw a grenade-firebomb thing at it, renamed "Holy handgrenade"
All in all, To both Wagner, and whomever (it was Dhampir!) spawned the Tower-sized clawmore behemoth rabbit... Thank you. That was priceless.
Surviving, we found and fought of a dasterdly large and horrifying rabbit monster! (around 1.5 meters tall etc). I died, but my freinds managed to defeat it. Wagner sadly had to go, but, we thanked him for the fun! and prepaired to head back to freindlier areas.
However, on our way out, we saw... you guessed it... THE RABBIT! somehow, the npc stood outside the village. We didnt have anymore potions etc, so, i poked a DM about the Event-npc monster... That was a bad idea xD



Our wizard player, was equally great tho. He threw a grenade-firebomb thing at it, renamed "Holy handgrenade"
All in all, To both Wagner, and whomever (it was Dhampir!) spawned the Tower-sized clawmore behemoth rabbit... Thank you. That was priceless.
Za'than Za'amal(Elsewhere!)
Thumbler Trunk-son(Also Elsewhere!)
Inanis Umbra(Active)
Molag'ur(He stink!)
Myhun Kren: "You should change Za'thans mask to green, and run around yelling "Somebody STOP ME!"
"You are a spastic pony" - HDM Arrakeen
Thumbler Trunk-son(Also Elsewhere!)
Inanis Umbra(Active)
Molag'ur(He stink!)
Myhun Kren: "You should change Za'thans mask to green, and run around yelling "Somebody STOP ME!"
"You are a spastic pony" - HDM Arrakeen
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Selande
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Selande
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
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GrayDoctor
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
And now some BGTSCC specific ones.








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Ivan38Rus
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Hahaha oh man this one is too realGrayDoctor wrote:![]()
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DM Asgorath
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Zomg! That was teh Wabbit of Caerbannog!Moltrazahn wrote:So... it was risky, but.. i chose to go along with two other lv 5-6 people, to DM Wagner lil event. It was just the three of us. A Wizard, a Rogue, and myself, as a monk. We ran (RAN) to gullykin, where we had been told! That some "evil night creature" were to appear!
Surviving, we found and fought of a dasterdly large and horrifying rabbit monster! (around 1.5 meters tall etc). I died, but my freinds managed to defeat it. Wagner sadly had to go, but, we thanked him for the fun! and prepaired to head back to freindlier areas.
However, on our way out, we saw... you guessed it... THE RABBIT! somehow, the npc stood outside the village. We didnt have anymore potions etc, so, i poked a DM about the Event-npc monster... That was a bad idea xD
Our wizard player, was equally great tho. He threw a grenade-firebomb thing at it, renamed "Holy handgrenade"
All in all, To both Wagner, and whomever (it was Dhampir!) spawned the Tower-sized clawmore behemoth rabbit... Thank you. That was priceless.
Now retired. For loose ends and unfinished events, send a pm to this account!
- Passiflora
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You know you're a casual when everytime you log on BG, there's an update.

(I should make a MEME image with that, but I'm too casual and it'd take me too long.)
(I should make a MEME image with that, but I'm too casual and it'd take me too long.)
Go home and be a familly cat!
- Lyrewyn
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
An age test. Also if you look at say, Miley Cyrus, I'd say we're not that far off.


My ship plowed through the storm.
Looking into the waves, I grew dizzy,
for I glimpsed the chasm between myself & the infinite.
Yacht life.
-KimKierkegaardashian
Looking into the waves, I grew dizzy,
for I glimpsed the chasm between myself & the infinite.
Yacht life.
-KimKierkegaardashian
- Shamshir
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
"There are three kinds of ignorance: knowing nothing, knowing poorly, knowing what it is not necessary to know."

